He is very shy, and unfortunately has to drive off in front of the lady
champion and a large gallery. He makes a tremendous effort. The ball
travels at least five yards!]
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[Illustration:
_Golfer._ "And what's your name?"
_Caddie._ "They ca' me 'breeks, but ma maiden name is Christy."]
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[Illustration: "Mummy, what's that man for?"]
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[Illustration:
DISTINCTION WITHOUT DIFFERENCE.--_Sensitive Golfer (who has foozled)._
"Did you laugh at me, boy?"
_Caddie._ "No, sir; I wis laughin' at anither man."
_Sensitive Golfer._ "And what's funny about him?"
_Caddie._ "He plays gowf awfu' like you, sir!"]
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[Illustration:
Jones cannot see his ball anywhere, although he is positive it fell
about there somewhere.]
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[Illustration: Caddie]