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[Illustration: GOLF A LA WATTEAU--AND OTHERWISE]
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[Illustration:
_Major Brummel (comparing the length of his and his opponent's
"drives")._ "I think I'm shorter than Mr. Simkins?"
_Small Caddie (a new hand, greatly flattered at being asked, as he
thinks, to judge of their personal appearance)._ "Yes, sir, and fatterer
too, sir!"
[_Delight of the gallant Major._]
]
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[Illustration: ARRY AT GOLF.]
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[Illustration:
_Miss Dora (to Major Putter, who is playing an important match, and has
just lost his ball)._ "Oh, Major, do come and take your horrid ball
away from my little dog. He won't let me touch it, and I know he must
be ruining his teeth!"]
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