5. Are you a Protectionist or a Total Abstainer?

6. Rewrite the following passage, correcting anything that may strike

you as an error or an incongruity:--"In an 18-hole match, X., a scratch

player with a handicap of 20, stood dormy 12 at the 17th hole, but while

half-way through the final green was unfortunate enough to get badly

bunkered behind the tee-box. Being required to play 'two more' to his

opponent Y., who had laid himself dead in 6, he only played one of them,

thus holing out in 5, and securing a victory by the narrow margin of 4

up and 7 to play."

7. Given that the regulation charge for a round is a shilling, would you

consider yourself justified in attempting to exact an extra half-crown

for club-cleaning from a player in spectacles, with a handicap of 27 and

a wistful expression? (Candidates are advised to say "No" to this

question.)

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