Jiglets: A
Jiglets: A series of sidesplitting gyrations reeled off—
作者：Jones, Walter
体例：题 章数：60
字数：66,058 来源：Project Gutenberg
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共 60 题- S&S HUMOR LIBRARY No. 3 PRICE 25 CENTS
- JIGLETS
- BY
- WALTER JONES
- ILLUSTRATED
- STREET & SMITH · PUBLISHERS · NEW YORK
- Jiglets
- IMPORTANT
- DEAR READER:
- JIGLETS
- I played Hamlet, Egglet, Eyelet, Omelet and To Let.
- I was in hard luck all around.
- I don't blame him though.
- I tried to dissuade him, but it wouldn't go.
- I came near being put under the sod myself the other day.
- I did not know what he was driving at, so I said:
- I went to old Sockem's, and just caught him in.
- I thought I had struck a maniac, so I tried to humor him.
- I kicked, and finally managed to break loose.
- I don't care, though, if I didn't have the hot bird I had a cold bottle.
- I hastened to assure her that I was a married man.
- I thought that was pretty hard on the Harlem.
- I wasn't very anxious to find out.
- I got nervous and prepared to leave.
- The last thing I saw on the calender was
- I took off my jacket and hoisted it in the place of the flag.
- I went home and sent Bridget away.
- I rushed down to the bank, and says to the teller:
- I struck a "she" specimen the other day.
- I wasn't feeling very thirsty, but I went.
- I heard only the other day, from a man who knew all about it.
- I started out and the very first fellow I met was Jenkins.
- I began to get a little confused, and couldn't see very clearly.
- I met a friend and says:
- I admitted that I did.
- I went into the dining-room and there stood the burglar.
- I grabbed a chair and went at him.
- I was about to go upstairs, when I heard talking down in the basement.
- I was mistaken.
- I was a married man, once, though I may not look it.
- I got on my train and took a seat in the forward car.
- I looked around for something to throw.
- I thought a moment and then says:
- The only cars that ran out there were those little "jiggers."
- I went to a real old-fashioned wake the other night.
- I sat down beside my old friend, McGarrigan.
- I hope to be in the same class as Chuck Conners some day.
- I continued to pay my respects in this fashion:
- I thought he was going to kill her, so I went in search of a policeman.
- I went to the race track the other day and met a bookmaker I know.
- I live in the suburbs.
- I finally got what I wanted and left the store.
- I left Jenkins.
- I said it was.
- I think it's almost time I warbled something. How's this?
- Page 3, changed "Shakesperian" to "Shakespearian."
- Page 11, changed "it's way" to "its way."
- Page 15, changed "it's own way" to "its own way."
- Page 47, changed "decendant" to "descendant."
- Page 65, added missing period after "whiskey."