I went down there, and the first thing I struck was one of those
watering carts, plastered over with a patent medicine ad.
[Illustration]
"Holy smoke!" says a fellow who stood beside me on the station. "No
wonder Lakewood is so healthy. They water the streets with Fakir's
Sarsaparilla."
Did you ever notice that when you have been taking liquid refreshments
and are feeling good, and can't walk straight, then is the time you meet
all your dearly beloved friends who like to talk about you?
The other night I went to a beer party, and when it got time to go home,
I felt pretty much so-so.