Step Lively!
Step Lively! A Carload of the Funniest Yarns that Ever Crossed the Footlights
作者：Niblo, George
体例：题 章数：35
字数：66,227 来源：Project Gutenberg
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章节目录
共 35 题- S&S HUMOR LIBRARY No. 4 PRICE 25 CENTS
- STREET & SMITH · PUBLISHERS · NEW YORK
- STEP LIVELY
- I saw at once that man knew what he was after, and was bound to get it.
- I guess he was right, don't you?
- You remember Iago sets up the game on his friend and talks about
- He was selling a "Mother's Guide."
- I immediately experienced some curiosity to know what had upset him.
- I seldom mention the fact, being constitutionally bashful.
- I spent a week or two with a friend in the suburbs last spring.
- I never go past one without feeling hurt.
- I saw the connection immediately.
- I told him that it was cruel to take advantage of me.
- I went with Jack Rackstraw looking for board the other day.
- I had it straight from headquarters.
- I knew several breeds, but this nondescript was really beyond my ken.
- I have a higher opinion of that grocer now.
- I sat in the parlor waiting for Bob, who was dressing.
- I told him I objected to going so soon.
- I chanced to be near when they were introduced.
- I was, however, a little bit interested when I heard him say:
- I heard one of them finally say:
- I was surprised at the change in Reginald.
- I declared her duty was to keep tab on the waiters.
- I like the refreshing honesty of that restaurant man, don't you?
- I rather guess she had me there.
- I know this from sad experience.
- I had an embarassing moment the other day.
- I was interested, and said:
- I confessed that it was my job.
- I thought to joke him the last time he cut my hair.
- I was surprised, and wondered what the fellow had been doing.
- I often feel compelled to take off my hat to Mrs. Niblo.
- I call it by that name, for it sounds well.
- Page 38, changed "fellow that aid" to "fellow that said."