I have a higher opinion of that grocer now.

He must have served his time as a court interpreter.

"You might send me a pound of paralysed sugar," she said.

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"Yes'm. What else?"

"A couple of cans of condemned milk."

"Yes'm."

"And a bag of fresh salt--be sure it's quite fresh."

"That's down, ma'am--anything more you can think of?"

"Why, yes, you might send a pound of desecrated codfish."

"Nothing more, ma'am--we have just received a fresh lot of nice

horseradish which I can recommend."

"Not to-day, thank you. We don't keep a horse."

When she went out that man filed the order without even a smile upon

his face.

I felt like fanning myself with a washboard, although it was bitter

cold outside.

While I was calling on Bob Sherlock, to talk over a little business he

and myself were interested in, there was something of a commotion.

It began after my arrival.

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