I like the refreshing honesty of that restaurant man, don't you?

My wife and I had quite a spirited debate recently.

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It concerned our youngest, who had been getting into trouble again,

throwing stones at a neighbor's cat, or doing some such boyish

misdemeanor, and his mother expressed her opinion that he was surely a

chip of the old block.

This was not the first time I had heard her say that.

And, the worst of it was, I recognized its truth.

Nevertheless, being a man, and the head of the family, I thought I

ought to protest.

"I suppose you believe the lad inherits all his good qualities from

you, and his evil propensities from me?" I remarked, loftily.

"Certainly, I have good authority for it," she replied, not disturbed

in the least by my haughty demeanor.

You see, she has known me a long time.

"Indeed," I said, "where do you get your authority?"

"Oh! from the Bible--you know it says that the sins of the father shall

be visited upon the children."

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