I heard one of them finally say:

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"So your husband always humiliates you when you take him to church

Sunday morning? What does he do--go to sleep and snore like my

unmannerly husband?"

"Oh; it's worse than that, I assure you. He gives himself away so

wretchedly."

"How is that?" asked the other, eagerly, for much as these ladies like

to run their husbands down, they seem to enjoy learning that there are

others still worse.

"Why, he always tries to sneak into church by the side door," was the

disgusted reply.

I assure you I had reason to believe that man's home did not have much

attraction for him.

Between New York and Philadelphia I ran across an old acquaintance,

seated with a stranger who appeared to have a great affection for him.

He kept an arm on the seat back of my old friend Reginald, and every

now and then spoke to him soothingly.

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