Country School:
The Country School: An Entertainment in Two Scenes
作者：Orne, Martha Russell
体例：题 章数：31
字数：29,616 来源：Project Gutenberg
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共 31 题- Produced by Stewart A. Levin
- BY
- M. R. ORNE.
- BOSTON
- SUGGESTIONS.
- THE COUNTRY SCHOOL.
- THE SCHOOLROOM.
- B. C. Bilious Call. (_In surprise._)
- Z. S. Zenobia Snellings, may it please you, sir. (_Makes low courtesy._)
- D. W. T. Has bell rang?
- D. W. T. Wait till I pick up some of these cold wittles round here.
- V. M. W. Venus Matildy Weeks. I'm her sister. (_Pointing._)
- C. C. F. (_rising slowly_). Ye-ye-yes, sir! s-s-s-s-sometimes. (_Sitting._)
- BOY. Yes, sir. (_Crying._)
- BOY. He (_boo-hoo!_) rode--the--tater--cart! (_Weeps profusely._)
- PUPIL. I did; I couldn't help it. (_Hanging head._)
- PUPIL. Step-hen! (_Hands of class go up._)
- C. C. FITTS. W-w-what d-d-does d-d-d-D.C. m-mean?
- C. C. FITTS. I g-g-guess it's d-d-dirt!
- GIRL. Is r-o-u-g-h row, or row, or roff? [o as in mow, o as in how]
- COM. The next ken take "_lionized_," and the next "_spinster_."
- EIGHTH PUPIL (_writes and reads_). "Seth Crane is a spinster."
- COM. Order! (_Pounding table._) Order! The next may explain "_phenomena_."
- TEACHER. Yes. (_Exit_ SETH, _who grimaces at_ JONES _as he goes out._)
- RECREATION SONG.
- TUNE.--"When Johnny comes marching home again."--
- BOY. She'll laugh to some other feller ef I don't. (_Grins._)
- CHRIS. Y-yes, s-sir. I'll bring t-t-t-two! (_Is sent to seat, rejoicing._)
- COMPOSITION ON BOYS.
- CURTAIN.
- End of Project Gutenberg's The Country School, by Martha Russell Orne