HINTS ON ECONOMY.

It is customary to advise that a shilling should be made to go as far as

it possibly can; but surely this would be to throw a shilling away, by

making it go so far as to prevent any chance of its coming back again.

A penny saved is said to be twopence earned; so that if you have

twopence and save a penny, you have twopence still; and if the twopence

be saved till the next day, it will be fourpence; so that at the end of

the week it will amount altogether to ten shillings and eightpence. We

recommend all very young beginners to try the experiment by putting a

penny away to-day, when, if the proverb holds good, it will have become

twopence by to-morrow.

"A pin a day is a groat a year;" and it will be advisable if any one

doubts the fact, to go and offer three hundred and sixty-five pins at

any respectable savings' bank—when, if the proverb be literally true, he

will be credited to the amount of fourpence.

"Never put off till to-morrow what you can do to-day;" and, therefore,

if you mean to do a creditor, it is better not to put him off, but to

tell him honestly that you have put him down among the things to be done

immediately.

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