CONTENTS

THE COMIC ALMANACK FOR 1844.

THE COMIC ALMANACK FOR 1845.

THE COMIC ALMANACK FOR 1846.

THE COMIC ALMANACK FOR 1847.

THE COMIC ALMANACK FOR 1848.

THE COMIC ALMANACK FOR 1849.

THE COMIC ALMANACK FOR 1850.

THE COMIC ALMANACK FOR 1851.

THE COMIC ALMANACK FOR 1852.

THE COMIC ALMANACK FOR 1853.

THE

COMIC ALMANACK

FOR 1844.

SIMPLE RULES FOR INTERPRETING ACTS OF

PARLIAMENT.

Always avoid reading the preamble, which is likely to confuse rather

than to enlighten. It sets forth not what the act is to do, but what it

undoes: and confuses you with what the law was, instead of telling you

what it is to be.

When you come to a very long clause, skip it altogether, for it is sure

to be unintelligible. If you try to attach one meaning to it, the

lawyers are sure to attach another; and, therefore, if you are desirous

of obeying an act of Parliament, it will be safer not to look at it, but

wait until a few contrary decisions have been come to, and then act upon

the latest.

When any clause says either one thing or the other shall be right, you

may make sure that both will be wrong.

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