H. R.
H. R.
作者：Lefevre, Edwin, 1871-1943
体例：题 章数：137
字数：387,936 来源：Project Gutenberg
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共 137 题- HARPER & BROTHERS, NEW YORK
- Copyright, 1915, by Harper & Brothers
- TO ROBERT HOBART DAVIS
- H. R.
- He glared at the cashier, who acquiesced, awe-strickenly: "Yes, sir!"
- II
- C. Weinpusslacher's little pig-eyes gleamed apprehensively.
- III
- IV
- They paid me 35 cents cash
- I am the Result.
- If Society won't feed us
- We'll feed the Society of Worms--
- POTTER'S FIELD
- BORN TO BE KICKED!
- HELP THEM!
- AND STILL WE BELIEVE IN GOD!
- WHY?
- WHY?
- If you wish to see
- One hundred starving men
- YOU WILL REMEMBER IT!
- HAIL, NEW YORK!
- WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE
- SALUTE YOU!
- SANDWICH PARADE
- PATHETIC PROTEST AGAINST INDUSTRIAL SLAVERY
- PAUPERS WHO WILL NEITHER STEAL NOR BEG FORCED BY SOCIETY TO STARVE
- SANDWICH WAGES, TWO CENTS AN HOUR
- MEN ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE NEW YORK
- Hendrik finished: "_I shall telephone to you!_"
- Hendrik then nodded. It meant, "You have my permission to retire!"
- He must become two letters: _H. R._
- H. R.
- ALLIED ARTS BLDG.
- Young Mr. Barrett came forward. The four answered, "Yes!"
- He asked, sharply, "What is the one thing none of you can sell to me?"
- He looked at the third man, who promptly said: "Opinions!"
- VI
- Before Barrett could speak H. R. asked, "Nobody would be first?"
- VII
- But H. R. merely asked, pleasantly, "Ready?"
- H. R. dictated, "_Please pay us five dollars a day!_"
- VIII
- IX
- Also three hundred and fifty thousand people saw the O. K. of "_H. R._"
- He called to a policeman, "Stop 'em!"
- The officer looked at Mr. MacAckus and said, "Please move on, sir."
- Mr. McGinnis therefore haughtily said, "Resisting an officer--"
- Mrs. Goodchild said, huskily, "Frederick, ring for a policeman."
- XI
- Max thought of nothing else. "Leave it to me. Say, Hendrik--"
- Her exasperated nerves made her say, angrily, "I think you are--"
- H. R.
- XII
- XIII
- He said to them, very simply, "I love her!"
- Andrew Barrett stifled a groan. He whispered to Max, "It's the girl!"
- TO THE PUBLIC
- The Tightwad Merchant may not be Dishonest. But--
- WE NEVER SOLICIT SUBSCRIPTIONS!
- XIV
- MISS GOODCHILD ELOPES
- It remained for the make-up man to put a "!" or a "?" after "ELOPES."
- XV
- H. R. went on, "I want you to help me to help our church."
- XVI
- NEXT WEEK
- THE MEN WHO HAVE MADE
- NEW YORK
- THE EMPIRE CITY OF
- GOD'S OWN COUNTRY
- WILL FEED
- ALL THE HUNGRY
- WHO HAVE NO MONEY
- XVII
- ALL FOR LOVE!
- XVIII
- XIX
- ONE HUNDRED GIRLS
- WILL SELL TICKETS
- TO THE
- MAMMOTH HUNGER FEAST
- THEY ARE THE ONLY
- PERFECTLY BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
- IN ALL NEW YORK
- LOOK FOR THEM!
- LOOK AT THEM!
- PERFECTLY BEAUTIFUL!
- 2. Would there be a second Judgment of Paris?
- 3. Was the Public Beauty Commission really competent?
- 7. At what age did a girl cease to be a _Girl_?
- 8. Should Morality be allowed to interfere with Art?
- XX
- Grace said, calmly, "H. R. never--"
- Grace went on: "The commission will be absolutely impartial--"
- Suppose she was not Number One, after all? Supposing the commission--
- XXI
- TO THE PUBLIC: COME AND SEE THEM EAT YOUR TICKETS!
- SPONSORS: THE MEN WHO HAVE MADE NEW YORK WHAT IT IS!
- XXII
- IF YOU ARE HUNGRY AND
- HAVE NO MONEY WALK IN!
- H. R. asked the first man, "Are you hungry?"
- THIS WAY IF YOU ARE HUNGRY!
- XXIII
- XXIV
- WELL DONE, NEW YORK!
- H. R.
- WATCH YOUR GUESTS EAT
- YOU ARE FEEDING THEM!
- H. R.
- WATCH THEM EAT!
- YOUR TICKET DID IT!
- H. R.
- AND THE GREATEST OF THESE
- IS CHARITY
- H. R.
- DANCING!
- FREE OF CHARGE!
- Grace was nearly out of breath. She said, "I'm--I'm--I'm--"
- Grace answered, "Certainly not!"
- XXV
- XXVI
- Nobody had stage-whispered, "There she is!"
- XXVII
- XXVIII
- XXIX
- ARE YOU USING OUR SANDWICHES, MR. MERCHANT?
- THEY WILL MOVE YOUR SHOP TO FIFTH AVENUE.
- TRY IT! EMPLOY ONLY UNION MEN.
- For the first time in history the familiar
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- XXXI
- XXXII
- XXXIII
- THE END