EVERY TINKER HAS HIS DAY.

During a long period, and in several countries, the barbers were the only

acknowledged blood-letters. Some of them were educated to the trade of

bleeding. Dr. Meade was once lecturer to the barber-surgeons, and, if I

mistake not, Dr. Abernethy; but the majority of them were as ignorant as

the tinkers, who also went about the country bleeding the people at both

vein and pocket.

In 1592 one Nicolas Gyer published a work entitled "The English

Phlebotomy, or Method of Healing by Letting of Blood." Its motto was, "The

horse-leech hath two daughters, which crye, '_Give, give_.'" The author

thus complains: "Phlebotomy is greatly abused by vagabond horse-leeches

and travelling tinkers, who find work in almost every village, who have,

in truth, neither knowledge, wit, or honesty; hence the sober practitioner

and cunning chirurgeon liveth basely, is despised, and counted a very

abject amongst the vulgar sort."

Many of the abbeys of Europe and Asia had a "phlebotomaria," or

bleeding-room, connected, in which the sacred (?) inmates underwent

bleeding at certain seasons. The monks of the order of St. Victor, and

others, underwent five venesections per year; for the "Salerne Schoole,"

1601, says,--

"To bleed doth cheare the pensive, and remove

_The raging furies fed by burning love_."

The priests seem to have overlooked Paul's advice, for such to marry, as

it was "better to marry than to burn." If the writer could unfold the

secrets of his "prison-house,"--as doubtless is the experience of most

physicians,--he could tell of worse habits of some modern priests than

this quinarial venesection.

"To bleed in May is still the custom with ignorant people in a few remote

districts" of England. In Marchland a woman used to bleed patients for a

few pence per arm.

Steele tells of a bleeder of his time who advertised to bleed, at certain

hours, "all who came, for three pence a head"--he meant arm, doubtless!

Mention is made of the Drs. Taylor (horse doctors), who drew blood from

the rabble as they would claret from a pipe. "Every Sunday morning they

bled _gratis_ all who liked a prick from their lancets. On such occasions

a hundred poor wretches could be seen seated on the long benches of the

surgery, waiting venesection. When ready, the two brothers would pass

rapidly along the lines of bared arms, one applying the white strip of

cloth above the elbow, the other following and immediately opening the

vein. The crimson stream was directed into a wooden trough that ran along

in front of the seats where the operation was performed."

It scarcely seems possible that such wholesale butchery could have been

openly performed but a hundred years ago! Yet it is still practised, but

with a little more decency.

In South America venesection is still performed by the barbers, who are

nearly all natives.

"A surgeon in Ecuador would consider it an injury to his dignity to bleed

a patient; so he deputes that duty to the Indian phlebotomist, who does

the work in a most barbarous manner, with a blunt and jagged instrument,

after causing considerable pain, and even danger, to the patient.

"These barbers and bleeders are considered to be the leaders of their

_caste_, as from their ranks are drawn the native _alcaldes_, or

magistrates; and so proud are they of their position, that they would not

exchange their badge of office (a silver-headed cane) for the cross of a

bishop.

"The most prominent figures at the Easter celebration are the barbers, who

are almost always Indians. They dress in a kind of plaited cape, and wear

collars of a ridiculous height, and starched to an extreme degree of

stiffness. In this class are also to be found the _sangradores_, or

bleeders, who, as of old, unite the two professions."

A curious scene is presented during each successive day of the "Holy

Week," when the effigies of the titular saints are brought out, and with

the priests, music, and banners, and the barbers to bear burning incense,

they are paraded before the superstitious, gaping, and priest-ridden

people.

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