BLEEDING OUR FOREFATHERS.

Dr. Fuller, the first physician amongst the colonists of New England,

wrote to Governor Bradford, June, 1630, saying,--

"I have been to Matapan (now Dorchester), and let some twenty of those

people's blood."

What disease demanded, in the estimation of the good and wise doctor, this

seemingly bloody visit, we are not informed.

"The _Mercure de France_, April, 1728, and December, 1729, gives an

account of a French woman, the wife of a hussar named Gignoult, whom,

under the direction of Monsieur Theveneau, Dr. Palmery bled _three

thousand nine hundred and four times_, and that within the space of nine

months. Again the bleeding was renewed, and in the course of a few years,

from 1726 to the end of 1729, she had been bled twenty-six thousand two

hundred and thirty times."

No wonder our informant asks, "Did this really occur? Or was the editor of

the _Mercure_ the original Baron Munchausen?"

"Once, in the Duchy of Wurtemberg, the public executioner, after having

sent a certain number of his fellow-creatures out of this troublesome

world, was dignified by the title of 'Doctor.' Would it not be well to

reverse the thing, and make such murderous physicians as Theveneau and M.

Palmery rank as hangmen-extraordinary?"

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