A DRAWING JOKE.

Several kings and great lords are made mention of as being particularly

fond of using the lancet. Peter the Great of Russia was remarkably fond of

witnessing dissections and surgical operations. He even used to carry a

case of instruments in his pocket. He often visited the hospitals to

witness capital operations, at times assisting in person, and was able to

dissect properly, to bleed a patient, and extract a tooth as well as one

of the faculty.

[Illustration: PETER THE GREAT AS A SURGEON.]

The pretty wife of one of the czar's valets had the following unpleasant

experience of his skill. The husband of the "maid" accused her of

flirting, and vowed revenge. The czar noticed the valet seated in the

ante-room, looking forlorn, and asked the cause of his dejection. The

wicked valet replied that his wife had a tooth which gave her great pain,

keeping them both awake day and night, but would not have it drawn.

"Send her to me," said the czar.

The woman was brought, but persisted in affirming that her teeth were

sound, and never ached. The valet alleged that this was always the way she

did when the physician was called; therefore, in spite of her cries and

remonstrances, the king ordered her husband to hold her head between his

knees, when the czar drew out his instruments and instantly extracted the

tooth designated by the husband, disregarding the cries of the unfortunate

victim.

In a few days the czar was informed that the thing was a put-up job by the

jealous husband, in order to punish, if not mar the beauty of, his gallant

wife, whereupon the instruments were again brought into requisition; and

this time the naughty valet was the sufferer, to the extent of losing a

sound and valuable tooth.

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