A ROYAL SURGEON.

A gentleman who was about retiring, after having dined with a friend at

St. James's, fell down a flight of stairs, which fall completely stunned

him. On his recovery he found himself sitting on the floor, while a little

old gentleman was busily attending to his wants, washing the blood from

his head, and sticking a piece of plaster on to some variegated cuts for

which he could not account. His surprise kept him silent till the kind and

very convenient surgeon was through with the operation, when the patient

arose from the floor, limped forward with extended hand, to offer his

profound thanks, if not fees, to his benefactor, when an attendant

instantly checked him with such intimation as to further astonish the

gentleman by the knowledge that for his kind assistance he was indebted to

George II., King of England.--_Percy's Anecdotes._

[Illustration: ASSISTANCE FROM A ROYAL SURGEON.]

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