Little Masterpie
Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume II
作者：Masson, Thomas L., 1866-1934 [Editor]
体例：题 章数：86
字数：184,276 来源：Project Gutenberg
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章节目录
共 86 题- LITTLE MASTERPIECES OF AMERICAN WIT AND HUMOR
- VOLUME II
- CONTENTS
- PAGE
- SOL SMITH
- A BULLY BOAT AND A BRAG CAPTAIN
- A STORY OF STEAMBOAT LIFE ON THE MISSISSIPPI
- I heard the bell and the pilot's hail, "What's _your_ price for wood?"
- A youthful voice on the shore answered, "Three _and_ a quarter!"
- The other pilot's voice was again heard on deck--
- The pilots here changed places. _When did they sleep?_
- THE DOG AND THE BEES
- AMBROSE BIERCE.
- OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES
- DISLIKES
- G. H. DERBY ("Phoenix," "Squibob")
- ILLUSTRATED NEWSPAPERS
- INDUCEMENTS FOR CLUBBING
- SUSAN SIMPSON
- MARY MAPES DODGE
- MISS MALONY ON THE CHINESE QUESTION
- BILL NYE.
- JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL
- THE COURTIN'
- JOHN GODFREY SAXE
- THE COQUETTE--A PORTRAIT
- SAMUEL L. CLEMENS ("Mark Twain")
- COLONEL MULBERRY SELLERS
- FREDERICK WILLIAM SHELTON
- INCIDENTS IN A RETIRED LIFE
- BRET HARTE
- MELONS
- I smoked calmly and gazed at him without speaking.
- I felt that this must end here. I rose sternly and addressed Melons.
- JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL
- A LETTER FROM MR. EZEKIEL BIGELOW
- CHARLES GODFREY LELAND
- BALLAD
- CHARLES G. LELAND.
- G. H. DERBY ("Phoenix," "Squibob")
- TUSHMAKER'S TOOTHPULLER
- BRET HARTE
- THE SOCIETY UPON THE STANISLAUS
- THE V-A-S-E
- JAMES JEFFREY ROCHE.
- By permission of _Life_ Publishing Company
- FRANK R. STOCKTON
- POMONA'S NOVEL
- I sat up straight in my chair.
- By permission of Charles Scribner's Sons
- JOHN TOWNSEND TROWBRIDGE
- FRED TROVER'S LITTLE IRON-CLAD
- I wrote: "You wish employment?"
- He wrote at once, "How much you pay?"
- A BOSTON LULLABY
- ROBERT JONES BURDETTE
- THE ARTLESS PRATTLE OF CHILDHOOD
- THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT
- ST. PETER AT THE GATE
- HENRY GUY CARLETON
- THE THOMPSON STREET POKER CLUB
- SOME CURIOUS POINTS IN THE NOBLE GAME UNFOLDED
- GEORGE T. LANIGAN
- THE FOX AND THE CROW
- GEO. T. LANIGAN.
- By permission of _Life_ Publishing Company
- HENRY CUYLER BUNNER
- BEHOLD THE DEEDS!
- By permission of Charles Scribner's Sons
- AN INSURANCE AGENT'S STORY
- FRANK DEMPSTER SHERMAN
- A RHYME FOR PRISCILLA
- AN EPITAPH
- THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH
- A RIVERMOUTH ROMANCE
- GELETT BURGESS
- THE BOHEMIANS OF BOSTON
- In "The Burgess Nonsense Book"
- MARION COUTHOUY SMITH
- THE COMPOSITE GHOST
- SOME MESSAGES RECEIVED BY TEACHERS IN BROOKLYN PUBLIC SCHOOLS
- THE TROUT'S APPEAL
- BILL NYE
- A FATAL THIRST
- GEORGE W. PECK
- PECK'S BAD BOY