I wrote: "You wish employment?"

He replied: "I shall be much obliged for any service I shall be capable

to do," and passed me the slate with a hopeful smile.

"What can you do?" I asked.

He answered: "I copy the manuscripts, I translate from the one language

to others with some perfect exactitude, I arrange the libraries, I

make the catalogues, I am capable to be any secretary." And he looked

up as if he saw in my eyes a vast vista of catalogues, manuscripts,

libraries, and Fatherland at the end of it.

"How would you like to be companion to a literary man?" I inquired.

He nodded expressively, and wrote: "I should that like over all. But I

speak and hear not."

"No matter," I replied. "You will only have to sit and appear to

listen, and nod occasionally."

"You shall be the gentleman?" he asked, with a bright, pleased look.

I explained to him that the gentleman was an unfortunate connection of

my family, whom we could not regard as being quite in his right mind.

Jacob Menzel smiled, and touched his forehead interrogatively.

I nodded, adding on the slate, "He is perfectly harmless, but he can

only be kept quiet by having some person to talk and read to. He will

talk and read to you. He must not know you are deaf. He is very deaf

himself, and will not expect you to reply." And, for a person wishing a

light and easy employment, I recommended the situation.

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