ADVERTIZEMENT.

I kan sell for eighteen hundred and thirty-nine dollars, a pallas, a

sweet and pensive retirement, lokated on the virgin banks ov the Hudson,

kontaining 85 acres. The land is luxuriously divided by the hand of

natur and art, into pastor and tillage, into plain and deklivity, into

stern abruptness, and the dallianse ov moss-tufted medder; streams ov

sparkling gladness, (thick with trout,) danse through this wilderness ov

buty, tew the low musik ov the kricket and grasshopper. The evergreen

sighs az the evening zephir flits through its shadowy buzzum, and the

aspen trembles like the luv-smitten harte ov a damsell. Fruits ov the

tropicks, in golden buty, melt on the bows, and the bees go heavy and

sweet from the fields to their garnering hives. The manshun iz ov Parian

marble, the porch iz a single diamond, set with rubiz and the mother ov

pearl; the floors are ov rosewood, and the ceilings are more butiful

than the starry vault of heavin. Hot and cold water bubbles and squirts

in evry apartment, and nothing is wanting that a poet could pra for, or

art could portray. The stables are worthy of the steeds ov Nimrod or the

studs ov Akilles, and its henery waz bilt expressly for the birds of

paradice; while somber in the distance, like the cave ov a hermit,

glimpses are caught ov the dorg-house. Here poets hav cum and warbled

their laze--here skulptors hav cut, here painters hav robbed the scene

ov dreamy landskapes, and here the philosopher diskovered the stun,

which made him the alkimist ov natur. Nex northward ov this thing ov

buty, sleeps the residense and domain ov the Duke John Smith; while

southward, and nearer the spice-breathing tropicks, may be seen the

barronial villy ov Earl Brown, and the Duchess, Widder Betsy Stevens.

Walls ov primitiff rock, laid in Roman cement, bound the estate, while

upward and downward, the eye catches far away, the magesta and slow

grander ov the Hudson. As the young morn hangs like a cutting ov silver

from the blu brest ov the ski, an angel may be seen each night dansing

with golden tiptoes on the green. (N. B. This angel goes with the

place.)

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