I giv the world credit for a grate deal more honesty than it can show.

Whenever i find a real handsum woman engaged in the "wimmins' rights

bizzness," then i am going to take mi hat under mi arm and jine the

procession.

Gratitude iz a debt, and like all other debts is paid bekauze we are

obliged to, not bekauze we love to.

Praize that ain't deserved iz no better than slander.

There iz three kinds of phools in this world, the natural ones, the

common, every day phool, and the daghm phool.

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