A merry month. Gather May dew (query: what are you to do with it when
you get it?) Dance round the maypole. On no account dance round the
north pole, or the south. Get your friends to do bills—it promotes
generosity and liberality, which are virtues. Your hat will be blown
off—if it be windy enough, and you don't hold it on. Be obliging; give
anybody who asks, free permission to run pins into anybody else—innocent
amusement ought to be encouraged.
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