APRIL.

Lie in bed all this month for fear of being made an April fool. Many

things happen in April. A good month to receive a large legacy in, but

don't reject a small one. Clouds will gather in the social horizon. You

will have a quarrel with your wife, which will be brought to an amicable

conclusion by means of a shawl. Avoid bonnet shops. A bad month to be

bankrupt in.

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