THE BATTLE OF THE YATCHES.

A truly affecting copy of verses, made by a British Tar in Spit-head

last August, and corked up in a bottle, floated to the end of the Herne

Bay Pier last week. The bottle was speedily uncorked, in a vague

expectation of Cognac; but the finders, discovering that the only spirit

which it contained was the spirit of the verses, magnanimously

surrendered the whole to the board of Admiralty, as justly and legally

appertaining to that body. The Board, having sat upon the bottle (and

broken it), rose as soon as possible after instructing the First Lord to

transmit to us the poetry, with a polite note, stating how they had come

by it, and lamenting that the poet should have so obstinately adhered to

his peculiar mode of spelling the word "Yacht."

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