THE BATTLE OF THE HARVEST FIELD.

A brilliant victory has just been achieved by the troops of General

Concord, Commander-in-Sheaf over a formidable field—not, however, of

artillery, but of wheat. The enemy—_i.e._, the wheat, was very thickly

planted on the ground, there being hardly room, indeed, amongst the

heads for the insertion of another ear; and upon the approach of General

Concord and his forces, immediate measures were taken for the attack.

The Commander-in-Sheaf drew up his army in three lines: the first

consisting of several brigades of the gallant Sickle-eers, supported by

flanking parties of the Reaping-hook Light Bobs, and a strong detachment

of regular and irregular Rakers. Behind, and designed to support this

division, were the two celebrated brigades of Light and Heavy Binders.

In the rear were disposed a powerful body of the Royal Horse Harvest

Wagoneers. Scattered bodies of Foot Gleaners were dispersed here and

there, and the refreshment of the forces was amply provided for by a

perfect battalion of suttlers and vivandières, who, with the most cool

and heroic courage, penetrated into those parts of the field where the

enemy was falling fastest, with eatables and drinkables for the forces.

So certain, also, was the Commander-in-Sheaf of victory, that he caused

hospital accommodation, in the shape of barns and granaries, to be

erected for the cut-down masses of the enemy, who were conveyed thither

by the gallant Wagoneers.

The battle commenced at sunrise, by a combined attack from the

Sickle-eers and Reaping-hook Light Bobs. The effect was tremendous. The

enemy could not stand a moment before the sweep of our forces, who

penetrated slowly but surely into their dense ranks, mowing them down by

thousands. All this time the Light and Heavy Binders supported their

comrades with the greatest efficiency and effect; and the Rakers,

regular and irregular, performed prodigies of valour. Indeed, the

coolness of the troops, in one sense was as remarkable as their heat in

another. Every movement was performed with unflinching steadiness, and

not a man fell (by tripping over a rake) but his comrade stepped into

his place (until he got up again). The Binders also distinguished

themselves by their discipline; and the order, "Form Sheafs! Prepare to

receive Harvest Carts!" was regularly obeyed with splendid promptitude.

The fate of the day became speedily evident. The Corn made no resistance

worth mentioning, but it certainly stood up with great pluck to be cut

down; and by the direction of the Commander-in-Sheaf, was carried to the

receptacles provided for the disposal of a brave enemy, with all the

honours of the harvest field.

By sundown the victory was complete. Not an individual of the enemy held

his head erect. On our side there was a terrible effusion of

perspiration, and a great quantity of provisions and drink were reported

missing; but on the whole the Battle of the Harvest Field may be

considered as one of the most advantageous victories ever won.

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