BACON'S NOVUM ORGANUM.

What is the greatest obstacle to Jews sitting in Parliament?

The extraordinary quantity of _gammon_ they must swallow.

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ADVICE TO PERSONS TBOUT TO MARRY.—Never attempt to buy furniture at a

sale, _excepting on a Saturday_, for on that day only are the sale-rooms

freed from the Jews, whose countenances never appear as at an auction so

particularly _forbidding_.

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