Beware of every "cheap substitute for silver," excepting gold.
Beware of cigars that are bought of "a bold smuggler" in the street.
Beware of a wife that talks about her "dear husband," and "_that_
beautiful shawl" in her sleep.
Beware of a gentleman who is "up" to all the clever tricks, and "knows a
dodge or two," at cards.
Beware of giving an order to a deaf man on the first night of a new
piece. He is sure to laugh and applaud in the wrong places, and so cause
a disturbance which may be fatal to the success of your farce.