OBSERVATIONS OF A NATURALIST.

The average quantity of vapour from below is always greater after a

public meeting, at which patriotic speeches have been made.

As we advance towards the Pole, the wind rises; and, by a remarkable

coincidence, it is easy for an elector to raise the wind as the day for

going to the poll approaches.

In warm weather the dissolving power is greater; and the summer is

generally chosen for dissolving Parliament.

Moisture ascending, forms clouds; and liquor which gets into the head

causes a mist over the eyes; a fact that shows the analogy existing

between all the operations of nature.

Bishop Berkeley has observed, that there are more levels in England than

are generally to be found elsewhere. This notion accounts for the Bishop

having published many things, in which he treated England as a country

of flats.

About the 4th or 5th of February, it has been observed that the woodlark

renews his note. Birds of passage do not always renew their notes on the

4th, but dishonour their bills very frequently.

It has been remarked, that in September evenings the reduction of

temperature begins to be sensibly felt by those who expose themselves to

it thinly clad. We cannot concur in the general observation that it is

sensibly felt, for the more sensible thing would be to wrap oneself well

up, and avoid altogether feeling it.

It was generally observed, that the summer of 1843 was one of the finest

that has been known for many years. This may be easily accounted for by

the non-opening of Vauxhall Gardens. Preparations had been made for the

commencement of the season, and there was a week of incessant rain; but

the idea being abandoned, the weather became fine, and continued so for

the remainder of the summer.

Saturn is generally allowed to be a very inclement planet; and it may be

seen directly over Clement's Inn during a portion of the year.

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