Even Davy Jones Protested

Towards the final stages of the Palestine front operations, when Johnny

Turk was retreating very rapidly, I was detailed with others to clear

and destroy enemy ammunition that had been left behind.

When near the Sea of Galilee there was discovered a dump of aerial

bombs, each approximately 25 lb. in weight. Thinking it quicker and

attended by less risk than the usual detonation, I decided to drop them

in the sea.

About ten bombs were placed aboard a small boat, and I with three

others pushed out about two hundred yards. Two of the bombs were

dropped overboard without ever a thought of danger when suddenly there

was a heavy, dull explosion beneath us, and boat, cargo, and crew were

thrown into the air.

Nobody was hurt. All clung to the remains of the boat, and we were

brought back to our senses by one of our Cockney companions, who

remarked: "Even Davy Jones won't have the ruddy fings."--_A. W. Owen

(late Corporal, Desert Corps), 9 Keith Road, Walthamstow, E.17._

"Parti? Don't blame 'im!"

One summer afternoon in 1915 I was asked to deliver an official letter

to the Mayor of Poperinghe. The old town was not then so well known as

Toc H activities have since made it. At the time it was being heavily

strafed by long-range guns. Many of the inhabitants had fled.

I rode over with a pal. The door of the _mairie_ was open, but the

building appeared as deserted as the great square outside.

Just then a Belgian gendarme walked in and looked at us inquiringly. I

showed him the buff envelope inscribed "_Monsieur le Maire_," whereupon

he smiled and said, "_Parti_."

At that moment there was a deafening crash outside and the air was

filled with flying debris and acrid smoke. In a feeling voice my chum

quietly remarked, "And I don't blinkin' well blame 'im, either!"--_F.

Street, 13 Greenfield Road, Eastbourne._

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