Jack and his Jack Johnsons

In September 1915 our battery near Ypres was crumped at intervals of

twenty minutes by 18-in. shells. The craters they made could easily

contain a lorry or two.

One hit by the fifth shell destroyed our château completely. Leaving

our dug-outs I found a gunner smoking fags under the fish-net

camouflage at Number One gun.

Asked sternly why he had not gone to ground, he replied, "Well,

yer see, sir, I'm really a sailor and when the earth rocks with

Jack Johnsons I feels at 'ome like. Besides, the nets keeps off the

flies."--_G. C. D. (ex-Gunner Subaltern, 14th Div.), Sister Agnes

Officers' Hospital, Grosvenor Crescent, S.W.1._

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