Truth about Parachutes

Most English balloon observers were officers, but occasionally a

non-commissioned man was taken up in order to give him experience.

On one such occasion the balloon burst in the air. The two occupants

made a hasty parachute exit from the basket. The courtesy usually

observed by the senior officer, of allowing the other parachute to get

clear before he jumps, was not possible in this instance, with the

result that the officer got entangled with the "passenger's" parachute,

which consequently did not open.

Fortunately the officer's parachute functioned successfully and brought

both men safely to earth. Upon landing they were rather badly dragged

along the ground, being finally pulled up in a bush.

The "passenger," a Cockney sergeant, was damaged a good deal, but upon

being picked up and asked how he had enjoyed his ride he answered, "Oh,

it was all right, but a parachute is like a wife or a toof-brush--you

reely want one to yourself."--_Basil Mitchell (late R.A.F.), 51 Long

Lane, Finchley, N.3._

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