Not a Single Cockney

In 1917, when we were acting as mobile artillery, we had halted by the

roadside to water and feed our horses, and were just ready to move off

when we were passed by a column of the Chinese Labour Corps, about

2,000 of them.

After they had all passed, a gunner from Clerkenwell said: "Would

yer believe it? All that lot gorn by and I never reckernised a

Townie!"--_C. Davis (late Sergeant, R.A., 3rd Cavalry Division), 7 Yew

Tree Villas, Welling, Kent._

Sanger's Circus on the Marne!

On the way from the Marne to the Aisne in September 1914 the 5th

Cavalry Brigade passed a column of Algerian native troops, who had been

drawn up in a field to allow us to continue along the nearby road.

The column had all the gaudy appearance of shop windows at Christmas.

There were hooded vehicles with stars and crescents blazoned on them,

drawn by bullocks, mules, and donkeys. The natives themselves were

dressed, some in white robes and turbans, others in red "plus four"

trousers and blue "Eton cut" jackets; and their red fezzes were adorned

with stars and crescents. Altogether a picturesque sight, and one we

did not expect to meet on the Western Front.

On coming into view of this column, one of our lead drivers (from Bow)

of a four-horse team drawing a pontoon wagon turned round to his wheel

driver, and, pointing to the column with his whip, shouted, "Alf!

Sanger's Circus!"--_H. W. Taylor (late R.E.), The Lodge, Radnor Works,

Strawberry Vale, Twickenham._

"Contemptible" Stuff

When the rumour reached us about a medal for the troops who went out

at the beginning, a few of us were sitting in a dug-out outside Ypres

discussing the news.

"Mac" said: "I wonder if they'll give us anything else beside the

medal?"

Our Cockney, Alf, remarked: "You got a lot to say about this 'ere

bloomin' 'gong' (medal); anybody 'd fink you was goin' ter git one."

"I came out in September '14, any way," said Mac.

Alf (very indignant): "Blimey, 'ark at 'im! You don't 'arf expect

somefink, you don't. Why, the blinkin' war was 'arf over by then."--_J.

F. Grey (late D.L.I, and R.A.O.C.), 247 Ducane Road, Shepherd's Bush,

W.12._

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