All that was Wrong with the War

Taking up ammunition to the guns at Passchendaele Ridge, I met a few

infantrymen carrying duckboards.

My mule was rather in the way and so one of the infantrymen, who

belonged to a London regiment, gave him a push with his duckboard.

Naturally, the mule simply let out and kicked him into a shell-hole

full of water.

[Illustration: "... and that's mules."]

We got the unlucky fellow out, and his first action was to shake his

fist at the mule and say: "There's only one thing I don't like in

this blinking war and that's those perishin' mules!"--_H. E. Richards

(R.F.A.), 67 Topsham Road, Upper Tooting, S.W.17._

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