Piccadilly in the Front Line

Towards the end of September 1918 I was one of a party of nine men and

an officer taking part in a silent raid in the Ypres sector, a little

in front of the well-known spot called Swan and Edgar's Corner. The

raid was the outcome of an order from Headquarters demanding prisoners

for information.

Everything had been nicely arranged. We were to approach the German

line by stealth, surprise an outpost, and get back quickly to our own

trenches with the prisoners.

Owing perhaps to the wretchedness of the night--it was pouring with

rain, and intensely black--things did not work according to plan.

Instead of reaching our objective, our party became divided, and the

group that I was with got hopelessly lost. There were five of us,

including "Ginger," a Cockney.

We trod warily for about an hour, when we suddenly came up against a

barbed-wire entanglement, in the centre of which we could just make

out the figure of a solitary German. After whispered consultation, we

decided to take him prisoner, knowing that the German, having been

stationary, had not lost sense of direction and could guide us back

to our line. Noiselessly surmounting the barbed wire, we crept up to

him and in a second Ginger was on him. Pointing his bayonet in Fritz's

back, he said, "Nah, then, you blighter, show us the way 'ome."

Very coolly and without the slightest trace of fear, the German replied

in perfect English, "I suppose you mean me to lead you to the British

trenches."

"Oh!" said Ginger, "so yer speak English, do yer?"

"Yes," said the German, "I was a waiter at a restaurant in Piccadilly

before the War."

"Piccadilly, eh? You're just the feller we want. Take us as far as Swan

and Edgar's Corner."--_R. Allen (late Middlesex Regt., 41st Division),

7 Moreland Street, Finsbury Park, N.4._

"Wag's" Exhortation

On a bitterly cold night, with a thick fog settling, the Middlesex

Regt. set out on a raid on a large scale on the enemy's trenches.

Fritz must have got wind of it, for when they were about half-way

across the enemy guns opened fire and simply raked No Man's Land. The

air was alive with shrapnel and nearly two-thirds of the raiders were

casualties in no time.

Those that could tried to crawl back to our lines, but soon lost

all direction in the fog. About half a dozen of them crawled into a

shell-hole and lay there wounded or exhausted from their efforts, and

afraid to move while the bombardment continued.

Meanwhile "Wag" Bennett, a Cockney, though badly wounded, had dragged

himself out of a shell-hole, and was crawling towards what proved later

to be the enemy lines when he saw the forms of the other fellows in the

darkness. As he peered down upon them he called out, "Strike me pink!

Lyin' abaht dahn there as if you was at the 'Otel Cissle, while there's

a ruddy war agoin' on. Come on up aht of it, else you'll git us all a

bad name."

In a moment they were heartened, and they crawled out, following "Wag"

on their hands and knees and eventually regained our lines. Poor "Wag"

died soon afterwards from his wounds.--_H. Newing, 1 Park Cottages,

Straightsmouth, Greenwich, S.E.10._

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