CHAPTER V

THE CANDIDATE FOR GENTILITY

"Follow his call? Good heavens! That is what men do as

bachelors; but an engaged man only follows his bride."

IBSEN: _The Comedy of Love_.

The Free-Thinkers' Society in "Pudd'nhead Wilson," as I have recalled,

consisted of two members, Judge Driscoll, the president, and Pudd'nhead

himself. "Judge Driscoll," says our author, "could be a free-thinker and

still hold his place in society, because he was the person of most

consequence in the community, and therefore could venture to go his own

way and follow out his own notions." As for Pudd 'nhead, with his crazy

calendar, he was a sort of outcast, anyway; no one cared a straw what

Pudd'nhead believed. It was Mark Twain's little paraphrase, that fable,

of Tocqueville's comment: "I know of no country in which there is so

little independence of mind and real freedom of discussion as in

America." Mark Twain has corroborated this, in so many words, himself:

"in our country," he says, "we have those three unspeakably precious

things: freedom of thought, freedom of speech, and the prudence never to

practise either." An American can have a mind of his own, in short, upon

one of two conditions only: either he must be willing to stay at the

bottom of the ladder of success or he must be able to climb to the top.

No one cares to impugn a fool; no one dares to impugn a captain of

industry.

Now when Mark Twain abdicated his independence as a creative spirit, he

put his foot on the first rung of that ladder. The children of light

are all Pudd'nheads in the eyes of the children of this world, and if

Mark Twain had been able and willing to remain in the ranks of the

children of light he would have been perfectly free--to starve and to

shine. But once he had made his bid for success, he had to accept its

moral consequences. The freedom he had lost at the foot of the ladder he

could hope to regain only at the top. Meanwhile he had to play the

recognized American game according to the recognized American rules.

Here Mark Twain was utterly at sea. His essential instinct, the instinct

of the artist, had been thwarted and repressed. Nevertheless, just

because he was essentially an artist, he was a greenhorn in the tricks

of getting on. Why, it was a constant surprise to him at first that

people laughed at his stories and gave him gold and silver for telling

them! His acquisitive instinct, no doubt, had asserted itself with the

lapse of his creative instinct; still, it was not, so to speak, a

personal instinct, it was only the instinct of his heredity and his

environment which had sprung up in a spirit that had been swept clear

for it; it was wholly unable to focus Mark Twain. He, all his life the

most inept of business men, without practical judgment, without

foresight, without any of Poor Richard's virtues, was "never," says Mr.

Howells, "a man who cared anything about money except as a dream, and he

wanted more and more of it to fill out the spaces of this dream." Yes,

to fill out the spaces the prodigious failure of his genius had left

vacant! To win fame and fortune, meanwhile, as his parents had wished

him to do, had now become his dominant desire, and almost every one he

met knew more about the art of success than he did. He had to "make

good," but in order to do so he had to subject himself to those who knew

the ropes. Consequently, whoever excelled him in skill, in manners, in

prestige, stood to him _in loco parentis_; and, to complete the ironic

circle, he was endlessly grateful to those who led him about, like a

Savoyard bear, because he felt, as was indeed true, that it was to them

he owed the success he had attained. This is the real meaning of Mr.

Paine's remark: "It was always Mark Twain's habit to rely on somebody."

The list of those to whom he deferred is a long and varied one. In later

years, "he did not always consult his financial adviser, Mr. Rogers," we

are told, "any more than he always consulted his spiritual adviser

Twitchell, or his literary adviser Howells, when he intended to commit

heresies in their respective provinces." But these were the exceptions

that proved the rule: in general, Mark Twain abandoned himself to the

will and word of those who had won his allegiance. There was Artemus

Ward, there was Anson Burlingame, there was Henry Ward Beecher: what

they told him, and how he obeyed, we have just seen. There was Bret

Harte, who, he said, "trimmed and trained and schooled me patiently

until he changed me from an awkward utterer of coarse grotesquenesses to

a writer of paragraphs and chapters that have found a certain favor in

the eyes of even some of the very decentest people in the land." Above

all, and among many others, there was Mr. Howells, who, from the first

moment, "won his absolute and unvarying confidence in all literary

affairs": indeed, adds Mr. Paine, "in matters pertaining to literature

and to literary people in general he laid his burden on William Dean

Howells from that day." It was to Howells that he said, apropos of "The

Innocents Abroad": "When I read that review of yours I felt like the

woman who was so glad her baby had come white." It has become the custom

with a certain school of critics to assert that Mark Twain's spiritual

rights were in some way infringed by his associates and especially by

his wife, the evident fact being that he craved authority with all the

self-protective instinct of the child who has not learned safely to go

his own way and feels himself surrounded by pitfalls. "There has always

been somebody in authority over my manuscript and privileged to improve

it," he wrote in 1900, with a touch of angry chagrin, to Mr. S.S.

McClure. But the privilege had always emanated from Mark Twain himself.

In short, having lost the thread of his life and committed himself to

the pursuit of prestige, Mark Twain had to adapt himself to the

prevailing point of view of American society. "The middle class," says a

contemporary English writer, Mr. R.H. Gretton, "is that portion of the

community to which money is the primary condition and the primary

instrument of life"; if that is true, we can understand why Matthew

Arnold observed that the whole American population of his time, belonged

to the middle class. When, accordingly, Mark Twain accepted the

spiritual rule of the majority, he found himself leading, to use an

expression of bridge-players, from his weakest suit. It was not as a

young writer capable of great artistic achievements that he was valued

now, but as a promising money-maker capable of becoming a plutocrat. And

meanwhile, instead of being an interesting individual, he was a social

inferior. His uncouth habits, his lack of education, his outlandish

manners and appearance, his very picturesqueness--everything that made

foreigners delight in him, all these raw materials of personality that

would have fallen into their natural place if he had been able to

consummate his freedom as an artist, were mill-stones about the neck of

a young man whose salvation depended upon his winning the approval of

bourgeois society. His "outrageousness," as Mr. Howells calls it, had

ceased to be the sign of some priceless, unformulated force; it had

become a disadvantage, a disability, a mere outrageousness! That gift of

humor was a gold-mine--so much every one saw: Mark Twain was evidently

cut out for success. But he had a lot of things to live down first! He

was, in a word, a "roughneck" from the West, on probation; and if he

wanted to get on, it was understood that he had to qualify. We cannot

properly grasp the significance of Mark Twain's marriage unless we

realize that he had been manœuvered into the rôle of a candidate for

gentility.

But here, in order to go forward, we shall have to go back. What had

been Mark Twain's original, unconscious motive in surrendering his

creative life? To fulfill the oath he had taken so solemnly at his dead

father's side; he had sworn to "make good" in order to please his

mother. In short, when the artist in him had abdicated, the family man,

in whom personal and domestic interests and relations and loyalties take

precedence of all others, had come to the front. His home had ever been

the hub of Mark Twain's universe: "deep down," says Mr. Paine, of the

days of his first triumphs in Nevada, "he was lonely and homesick; he

was always so away from his own kindred." And at thirty-two, able to go

back to his mother "without shame," having at last retrieved his failure

as a miner, he had renewed the peculiar filial bond which had remained

precisely that of his infancy. Jane Clemens was sixty-four at this time,

we are told, "but as keen and vigorous as ever--proud (even if somewhat,

critical) of this handsome, brilliant man of new name and fame who had

been her mischievous, wayward boy. She petted him, joked with him,

scolded him, and inquired searchingly into his morals and habits. In

turn, he petted, comforted and teased her. She decided that he was the

same Sam, and always would be--a true prophecy." It, was indeed so true

that Mark Twain, _who_ required authority as much as he required

affection, could not; fail now to seek in the other sex some one who

would take his mother's place. All his life, as we know, he had to be

mothered by somebody, and he transferred this filial relation to at

least one other person before it found its bourn first in his wife and

afterward in his daughters. This was "Mother" Fairbanks of the _Quaker

City_ party, who had, we are told, so large an influence on the tone and

character of those travel letters which established his fame. "She sewed

my buttons on," he wrote--he was thirty-two at the time--"kept my

clothing in presentable form, fed me on Egyptian jam (when I behaved),

lectured me awfully ... and cured me of several bad habits." It was only

natural, therefore, that he should have accepted the rule of his wife

"implicitly," that he should have "gloried," as Mr. Howells says, in his

subjection to her. "After my marriage," he told Professor Henderson,

"she edited everything I wrote. And what is more--she not only edited my

works--she edited me!" What, indeed, were Mark Twain's works in the

totality of that relationship? What, for that matter, was Olivia

Clemens? She was more than a person, she was a symbol. After her death

Mark Twain was always deploring the responsibility he had been to her.

Does he not fall into the actual phrase his mother had used about

him?--"she always said I was the most difficult child she had." She was,

I say, more than a person, she was a symbol; for just as she had taken

the place of his mother, so at her death her daughters took her place.

Mr. Paine tells how, when Mark Twain was seventy or more, Miss Clara

Clemens, leaving home for a visit, would pin up a sign on the

billiard-room door: "No billiards after 10 P.M."--a sign that was

always outlawed. "He was a boy," Mr. Paine says, "whose parents had been

called away, left to his own devices, and bent on a good time." He used

to complain humorously how his daughters were always trying to keep him

straight--"dusting papa off," as they called it, and how, wherever he

went, little notes and telegrams of admonition followed him. "I have

been used," he said, "to obeying my family all my life." And by virtue

of this lovable weakness, too, he was the typical American male.

As we can see now, it was affection rather than material self-interest

that was leading Mark Twain onward and upward. It had always been

affection! He had never at bottom wanted to "make good" for any other

reason than to please his mother, and in order to get on he had had to

adopt his mother's values of life; he had had to repress the deepest

instinct in him and accept the guidance of those who knew the ropes of

success. As the ward of his mother, he had never consciously broken with

the traditions of Western society. Now, a candidate for gentility on

terms wholly foreign to his nature, he found the filial bond of old

renewed with tenfold intensity in a fresh relationship. He had to "make

good" in his wife's eyes, and that was a far more complicated

obligation. As we shall see, Mark Twain rebelled against her will, just

as he had rebelled against his mother's, yet could not seriously or

finally question anything she thought or did. "He adored her as little

less than a saint," we are told: which is only another way of saying

that, automatically, her gods had become his.

It is not the custom in American criticism to discuss the relations

between authors and their wives: so intensely personal is the atmosphere

of our society that to "stoop and botanize" upon the family affairs even

of those whose lives and opinions give its tone to our civilization is

regarded as a sort of sacrilege. Think of the way in which English

criticism has thrashed out the pros and cons of Thomas and Jane Carlyle,

Percy and Harriet Shelley, Lord and Lady Byron, and the Bronte family

and the Lambs and the Rossettis! Is it to satisfy the neighborly village

ear or even a mere normal concern with interesting relationships? At

bottom English critics are so copious and so candid in these domestic

analyses because they believe that what great writers think and feel is

of profound importance to society and because they know that what any

man thinks and feels is largely determined by personal circumstances and

affections. It is, no doubt, because of this frank, free habit of mind

that all the best biographies even of our American worthies--Hamilton,

Franklin and Lincoln, for instance--have been written by Englishmen! No

one will deny, I suppose, that Mark Twain's influence upon our society

has been, either in a positive or in a negative way, profound. When,

therefore, we know that, by his own statement, his wife not only edited

his works but edited him, we feel slightly annoyed with Mr. Howells who,

whenever he speaks of Mrs. Clemens, abandons his rôle as a realist and

carefully conceals that puissant personage under the veil of "her

heavenly whiteness." We feel that the friend, the neighbor, the guest

has prevailed in Mr. Howells's mind over the artist and the thinker and

that he is far more concerned with fulfilling his personal obligations

and his private loyalties than the proper public task of a psychologist

and a man of letters. Meanwhile, we know that neither the wives of

European authors nor, for that matter, the holy women of the New

Testament have suffered any real degradation from being scrutinized as

creatures of flesh and blood. If one stoops and botanizes upon Mrs.

Clemens it is because, when her standards became those of her husband,

she stepped immediately into a rôle far more truly influential than that

of any President.

Olivia Langdon was the daughter of "a wealthy coal-dealer and

mine-owner" of Elmira, New York. Perhaps you know Elmira? Perhaps, in

any case, you can imagine it? Those "up-State" towns have a civilization

all their own: without the traditions of moral freedom and intellectual

culture which New England has never quite lost, they had been so salted

down with the spoils of a conservative industrial life that they had

attained, by the middle of the nineteenth century, a social

stratification as absolute as that of New England itself. A stagnant,

fresh-water aristocracy, one and seven-eighths or two and a quarter

generations deep, densely provincial, resting on a basis of angular

sectarianism, eviscerated politics and raw money, ruled the roast,

imposing upon all the rest of society its own type, forcing all to

submit to it or to imitate it. Who does not know those august

brick-and-stucco Mansard palaces of the Middle States, those fountains

on the front lawn that have never played, those bronze animals with

their permanent but economical suggestions of the baronial park? The

quintessence of thrifty ostentation, a maximum of terrifying effect

based upon a minimum of psychic expenditure! They are the Vaticans of

the coal-popes of yesteryear, and all the Elmiras with a single voice

proclaimed them sacrosanct.

We can imagine how Mark Twain must have been struck dumb in such a

presence. "Elmira," says Mr. Paine, "was a conservative place--a place

of pedigree and family tradition; that a stranger, a former printer,

pilot, miner, wandering journalist and lecturer, was to carry off the

daughter of one of the oldest and wealthiest families, was a thing not

to be lightly permitted. The fact that he had achieved a national fame

did not count against other considerations. The social protest amounted

almost to insurrection." One remembers the story of Thomas Carlyle, that

Scottish stone-mason's son, who carried off the daughter of Dr. Welsh of

Dumfries. One conceives what Carlyle's position would have been if he

had not found his own soul before he fell in love, and if Jane Welsh had

been merely the passive reflection of a society utterly without respect

for the life of the spirit. He would have been, and would have felt

himself, the interloper then--he would not have been Carlyle but the

stone-mason's son, and she would have been the Lady Bountiful. For Mark

Twain had not married an awakened soul; he had married a young girl

without experience, without imagination, who had never questioned

anything, understood anything, desired anything, who had never been

conscious of any will apart from that of her parents, her relatives, her

friends. To win her approval and her pride, therefore--and love

compelled him to do that--he had to win the approval and the pride of

Elmira itself, he had to win the _imprimatur_ of all that vast and

intricate system of privilege and convention of which Elmira was the

symbol. They had all said of Olivia Langdon, who was the "family idol,"

that "no one was good enough for her--certainly not this adventurous

soldier of letters from the West." Charles Langdon, her brother and Mark

Twain's old comrade, was so mortified at having brought this ignominy

upon his own household, that he set off on a voyage round the world in

order to escape the wedding. Furthermore, Mark Twain's friends in

California replied unanimously to Mr. Langdon's enquiries about his

character, that, while he was certainly a good fellow, he would make the

"worst husband on record." Would not all these things have put any lover

on his mettle?

Mark Twain was on probation, and his provisional acceptability in this

new situation was due not to his genius but to the fact that he was able

to make money by it. What made the Langdons relent and consider his

candidacy was quite plainly, as we can see from Mr. Paine's record, the

vast success Mark Twain was having as a humorous journalist and

lecturer. With the publication of "The Innocents Abroad," as we know,

"he had become suddenly a person of substance--an associate of men of

consequence": even in New York people pointed him out in the street. He

was a lion, a conquering hero, and Elmira could not help yielding to

that: "it would be difficult," as Mr. Paine says, "for any family to

refuse relationship with one whose star was so clearly ascending." But

could he, would he, keep it up? To be sure, he considered himself, we

are specifically told, not as a literary man but as a journalist; his

financial pace had been set for him; "I wasn't going to touch a book,"

he wrote, "unless there was _money_ in it, and a good deal of it"; he

had already formed those habits of "pecuniary emulation" and

"conspicuous waste" which Mr. Veblen has defined for us and which were

almost a guarantee that he would take a common-sense view of his talent

and turn it to the best financial account; three months before his

marriage, this erstwhile barefoot boy was already--the best possible

omen for one with his resources--$22,000 in debt! He had put his

shoulder to the wheel and had proved that he was able to make money even

faster than he spent it; and the instincts of the family man had so

manifested themselves in his new devotion that, other things being

equal--and his wife would see to that--he really was a safe,

conservative risk as a wealthy coal-dealer's son-in-law. Jervis Langdon

capitulated: he was a hearty soul, he had always liked Mark Twain,

anyway; now he felt that this soldier of fortune could be trusted to

cherish his daughter in the style, as people say, to which she had been

accustomed. His own household expenses were $40,000 a year: of course

they couldn't begin on that scale; it wasn't to be expected, and

besides, it wasn't the custom. But, at any rate, he was going to start

them off, and he was going to do it handsomely. One remembers how, in

"The Gilded Age," when Philip Sterling conquers the mountain of coal

that makes his fortune, he "became suddenly a person of consideration,

whose speech was freighted with meaning, whose looks were all

significant. The words of a proprietor of a rich coal mine," our author

adds, naïvely, "have a golden sound, and his common sayings are repeated

as if they were solid wisdom." Mark Twain must have had Jervis Langdon

in his mind when he wrote that: as an aspirant to fortune, he naturally

stood in awe of a man who had so conspicuously arrived, and now that

this man had become his own bountiful father-in-law he could not, in his

gratitude, sufficiently pledge himself to keep his best financial foot

forward. Jervis Langdon gave the young couple a house in a fashionable

street in Buffalo, a house newly and fully fitted up, with a carriage

and a coachman and all the other appointments of a prosperous _ménage_.

It was a surprise, one of the unforeseen delights of Mark Twain's

wedding day!--he woke up, so to speak, and found himself, with the

confused and intoxicating sensations of a bridegroom, absolutely

committed to a scale of living such as no mere literary man at the

outset of his career could ever have lived up to. He had been fairly

shanghaied into the business man's paradise! But Jervis Langdon had

foreseen everything. Mark Twain's ambition at this time, we are told,

"lay in the direction of retirement in some prosperous newspaper

enterprise, with the comforts and companionship of a home." That was the

ambition, already evoked, which his new situation confirmed, the

ambition which had now fully become his because the Langdons encouraged

it. And as he had no money actually on hand, his father-in-law bound

himself to the extent of $25,000 and advanced half of it in cash so that

Mark Twain could acquire a third interest in the Buffalo _Express._

Thus, almost without realizing it, he had actually become a business

man, with love and honor obliging him to remain one.

The full consequences of this moral surrender--shall we call it?--can

only appear as we go on with our story. Meanwhile, we may note that,

precisely because of his divided soul, Mark Twain could not consistently

and deliberately pursue the main chance. Had he been able to do so he

might, in a few years, have bought his liberty; but he lost interest in

his journalistic enterprise just as he was to lose interest in so many

other lucrative enterprises in the future. And every time he was driven

back to make a fresh attempt. "I have a perfect _horror_ and

heart-sickness over it," Mrs. Clemens wrote to her sister after the

bankruptcy of the publishing house of Charles L. Webster and Co. "I

cannot get away from the feeling that business failure means disgrace. I

suppose it always will mean that to me. Sue, if you were to see me you

would see that I have grown old very fast during this last year: I have

wrinkled. Most of the time I want to lie down and cry. Everything seems

to me so impossible." Naturally, inevitably; but imagine an author, who

was also a devoted lover, having to respond to a stimulus like that! His

bankruptcy was, to Mark Twain, like a sudden dawn of joyous freedom.

"Farewell--a long farewell--to business!" he exclaimed during those

weeks of what might have seemed an impending doom. "I will _never_ touch

it again! I will live in literature, I will wallow in it, revel in it; I

will swim in ink!" But when his release finally comes he writes as

follows to his wife, whom he has left in France: "Now and then a good

and dear Joe Twitchell or Susy Warner condoles with me and says, 'Cheer

up--don't be downhearted' ... and none of them suspect what a burden has

been lifted from me and how blithe I am inside. _Except_ when I think of

you, dear heart--then I am not blithe; for I seem to see you grieving

and ashamed, and dreading to look people in the face.... You only seem

to see rout, retreat, and dishonored colors dragging in the

dirt--whereas none of these things exist. There is temporary defeat, but

no dishonor--and we will march again. Charley Warner said to-day, 'Sho,

Livy isn't worrying. So long as she's got you and the children she

doesn't care what happens. She knows it isn't her affair.' Which didn't

convince _me_!" No, Mrs. Clemens, who was so far from being the votary

of genius, was not quite the votary of love either; she was, before

all, the unquestioning daughter of that "wealthy coal-dealer" of Elmira,

who had "held about a quarter of a million in her own right"; her

husband might lag and lapse as a literary man, but when he fell behind

in the race of pecuniary emulation she could not help applying the spur.

She had even invested her own patrimony in her husband's ventures, and

all that the Paige Typesetting Machine had spared went up the chimney in

the failure of Charles L. Webster and Co. Of course Mark Twain had to

retrieve that! And so it went: as the years passed, owing to the very

ineptitude that ought to have kept him out of business altogether, he

was involved more and more deeply in it.

As we can see now, the condition of Mark Twain's survival, on probation

as he was and morally pledged to make a large income, was that he should

adopt the whole code of his new environment. It was for love's sake that

he had put his head, so to say, into the noose; in his case the

matrimonial vow had been almost literally reversed and it was he who had

promised not only to love and honor but also to obey. His loyalty was

laid under further obligations by certain family disasters that followed

his marriage and by the weakness of his wife. A neurotic, hysterical

type--at sixteen, through a fall upon the ice, she had become a complete

invalid, confined to her bed for two years in a darkened room, unable to

sit, even when supported, unable to lie in any position except upon her

back till a wizard came one day and told her, with miraculous results,

to arise and walk--Mrs. Clemens was of an almost unearthly fragility,

and she seems to have remained so during the greater part of her life.

"I am still nursing Livy night and day. I am nearly worn out," Mark

Twain writes, shortly after his marriage; and the death of their first

child, not long after, naturally intensified his almost abnormal

absorption in domestic interests, his already excessive devotion to his

wife. We recall that passionate promise he had made to his brother: "I

am in for it. I must go on chasing [phantoms] until I marry, _then_ I am

done with literature and all other bosh--that is, literature wherewith

to please the general public. I shall write to please myself then." What

chance did he have now, preoccupied at home, driven to support the

pretentious establishment his father-in-law had wished on him, to find

his own bearings and write to please that "self" which had never

possessed any truly conscious existence? The whole tenor of this new

life was to feminize Mark Twain, to make him feel that no loyalties are

valid which conflict with domestic loyalties, that no activities are

admirable which do not immediately conduce to domestic welfare, that

private and familiar interests are, rightly and inevitably, the prime

interests of man.

"Eve's Diary," written by Mark Twain shortly after his wife's death, is

said to figure their relationship: Adam there is the hewer of wood and

the drawer of water, a sort of Caliban, and Eve the arbiter in all

matters of civilization. "It has low tastes," says Beauty of this Beast.

"Some instinct tells me that eternal vigilance is the price of

supremacy." And how Mrs. Clemens exercised it! There is something for

the gods to bewail in the sight of that shorn Samson led about by a

little child who, in the profound somnolence of her spirit, was merely

going through the motions of an inherited domestic piety. "Her life had

been circumscribed," says Mr. Paine, "her experiences of a simple sort";

but she did not hesitate to undertake "the work of polishing and

purifying her life companion. She had no wish to destroy his

personality, to make him over, but only to preserve his best, and she

set about it in the right way--gently, and with a tender gratitude in

each achievement." To preserve his best! "She sensed his heresy toward

the conventions and forms which had been her gospel; his bantering,

indifferent attitude toward life--to her always so serious and sacred;

she suspected that he even might have unorthodox views on matters of

religion." That was before they were married: afterward, "concerning his

religious observances her task in the beginning was easy enough. Clemens

had not at that time formulated any particular doctrines of his own....

It took very little persuasion on his wife's part to establish family

prayers in their home, grace before meals, and the morning reading of a

Bible chapter." Thus was reëstablished over him that old Calvinistic

spell of his mother's, against which he had so vainly revolted as a

child: preserving his "best," as we can see, meant preserving what

fitted into the scheme of a good husband, a kind father and a sagacious

man of business after the order of the Jervis Langdons of this world,

for Olivia Clemens had never known any other sort of hero. "In time,"

says Mr. Paine, with a terrible unconscious irony, "she saw more clearly

with his vision, but this was long after, when she had lived more with

the world, had become more familiar with its larger needs, and the

proportions of created things." It was too late then; the mischief had

long been done. Mark Twain frightened his wife and shocked her, and she

prevailed over him by an almost deliberate reliance upon that weakness

to which he, the chivalrous Southerner--the born cavalier, in

reality--could not fail to respond. Why did she habitually call him

"Youth"? Was it not from an instinctive sense that her power lay in

keeping him a child, in asserting the maternal attitude which he could

never resist? He had indeed found a second mother now, and he "not only

accepted her rule implicitly," as Mr. Howells says, "but he rejoiced, he

gloried in it." He teased her, he occasionally enjoyed "shivering" her

"exquisite sense of decorum"; but he, who could not trust his own

judgment and to whom, consequently, one taboo was as reasonable as

another, submitted to all her taboos as a matter of course. "I would

quit wearing socks," he said, "if she thought them immoral."

It was, this marriage, as we perceive, a case of the blind leading the

blind. Mark Twain had thrown himself into the hands of his wife; she, in

turn, was merely the echo of her environment. "She was very sensitive

about me," he wrote in his Autobiography. "It distressed her to see me

do heedless things which could bring me under criticism." That was

partly, of course, because she wished him to succeed for his own sake,

but it was also because she was not sure of herself. We can see, between

the lines of Mr. Paine's record, not only what a shy little provincial

body she was, how easily thrown out of her element, how ill-at-ease in

their journeyings about the world, but how far from unambitious she was

also. It was for her own sake, therefore, that she trimmed him and tried

to turn Caliban into a gentleman. Timid and ambitious as she was, having

annexed him to herself she had to make him as presentable as possible in

order to satisfy her own vanity before the eyes of those upon whose

approval her happiness depended. Mark Twain told once of the torture of

embarrassment with which she had had to confess at a London dinner-table

that he, the great American author, had never read Balzac, Thackeray,

"and the others." But Boston, from the point of view of Elmira, was

almost as awe-inspiring as London. Mr. and Mrs. Clemens were often the

guests of Mr. and Mrs. Howells. Here is what Mark Twain wrote to Howells

after one of these visits: "I 'caught it' for letting Mrs. Howells

bother and bother about her coffee, when it was 'a good deal better than

we get at home.' I 'caught it' for interrupting Mrs. C. at the last

moment and losing her the opportunity to urge you not to forget to send

her that MS. when the printers are done with it. I 'caught it' once more

for personating that drunken Colonel James. I 'caught it' for

mentioning that Mr. Longfellow's picture was slightly damaged; and when,

after a lull in the storm, I confessed, shamefacedly, that I had

privately suggested to you that we hadn't any _frames,_ and that if you

wouldn't mind hinting to Mr. Houghton, etc., etc., etc., the madam was

simply speechless for the space of a minute. Then she said: 'How _could_

you, Youth! The idea of sending Mr. Howells, with his sensitive

nature,'" etc. She was on pins and needles, we see, and it must have

been intolerable to her that, at the _Atlantic_ dinners, her husband, in

spite of his immense fame, sat below the salt: her whole innocent mood

was that of a woman to whom the values of that good society which, as

Goethe said, offers no material for poetry, are the supreme,

unquestionable values and who felt that she and her brood must at all

hazards learn the ropes. Mark Twain, after the enormous break of his

Whittier Birthday speech, wrote to Mr. Howells: "My sense of disgrace

does not abate. It grows. I see that it is going to add itself to my

list of permanencies, a list of humiliations that extends back to when I

was seven years old, and which keeps on persecuting me regardless of my

repentances." Imagine a European man of genius having to qualify, not as

an individual, but as a member of a social order into which he had not

been born! Charles Dickens never felt grateful to society because it

tolerated the man who had once been a waif of the streets: Mark Twain,

as Mr. Paine presents him, was always the barefoot boy among the gods.

Only in the light of this general subjugation of Mark Twain's character

can we understand his literary subjugation. From the moment of his

marriage his artistic integrity, already compromised, had, as a matter

of fact, been irreparably destroyed: quite literally, as a man of

letters, his honor rooted in dishonor stood and faith unfaithful kept

him falsely true. He had accepted his father-in-law's financial

assistance; he had bought his post on the Buffalo _Express_; in return,

he had solemnly pledged the freedom of his mind. In these words of his

Salutatory he made his pledge public: "Being a stranger it would be

immodest for me to suddenly and violently assume the associate

editorship of the Buffalo _Express_ without a single word of comfort or

encouragement to the unoffending patrons of this paper, who are about to

be exposed to constant attacks of my wisdom and learning. But the word

shall be as brief as possible. I only want to assure parties having a

friendly interest in the prosperity of the journal that I am not going

to hurt the paper deliberately and intentionally at any time. I am not

going to introduce any startling reforms, nor in any way attempt to make

trouble.... Such is my platform. I do not see any use in it, but custom

is law and must be obeyed." Never, surely, was a creative will more

innocently, more painlessly surrendered than in those words; marriage

had been, for Mark Twain's artistic conscience, like the final whiff of

chloroform sealing a slumber that many a previous whiff had already

induced. With that promise to be "good," to refrain from hurting

"parties having a friendly interest in the prosperity" of his journal,

the artist in Mark Twain had fallen into a final trance: anybody could

manipulate him now. We have seen that his wife, who had become his chief

censor, having no more independence of judgment than he, simply exposed

him to the control of public opinion. This, in all matters of culture,

meant New England, and especially Boston, and accordingly to please

Boston--impossible, terrifying task!--had become as obligatory upon Mark

Twain as to please Elmira.

We have already observed the intellectual posture of Boston during the

Gilded Age. Frigid and emasculate, it cast upon the presuming outsider

the cold and hostile eye of an elderly maiden aunt who is not prepared

to stand any nonsense. "To-morrow night," writes Mark Twain, in one of

his earlier letters, "I appear for the first time before a Boston

audience--4,000 critics"; he was lecturing with Petroleum V. Nasby, and

he tells how frightened Petroleum was before the ordeal. Fortunately, in

a sense, for Mark Twain, he had, in Mr. Howells, a charitable sponsor, a

charitable intermediary; but unfortunately for his genius Mr. Howells

was no more independent than himself: Mr. Howells was almost as much the

nervous and timid alien in Boston society as Mrs. Clemens, and as the

latter's natural ally and supreme authority in the task of shaping her

husband, instead of dispelling Mark Twain's fears he simply redoubled

them. Together, like two tremulous maids dressing the plebeian daughter

of some newly-rich manufacturer in order to make her presentable for a

court ball, they worked over him, expurgated him, trimmed him--to his

own everlasting gratitude. To Mr. Howells he wrote: "I owe as much to

your training as the rude country job-printer owes to the city-boss who

takes him in hand and teaches him the right way to handle his art"; and

of his wife he said: "I was a mighty rough, coarse, unpromising subject

when Livy took charge of me ... and I may _still_ be to the rest of the

world, but not to her. She has made a very creditable job of me." And no

doubt that refining process was necessary. If Mark Twain had been

enabled to stand on his own feet, had been helped to discover himself as

an artist, it would have resulted naturally from the growth of his own

self-consciousness, his own critical sense. As it was, undertaken in

behalf of a wholly false, external ideal and by people who had no

comprehension of his true principle of growth, people who were

themselves subservient to public opinion, it destroyed the last vestiges

of his moral independence. There is a sorry tale about Mark Twain's

neckties that is really symbolic of the process he was going through. It

seems that long after his marriage he still continued to wear an

old-fashioned Western string-tie which was a cause of great

embarrassment to his family and his friends, an ever-present reminder

that his regeneration was still incomplete. No one quite knew what to do

about it till at last Howells and Aldrich boldly bought him two cravats

and humored him, to his wife's infinite comfort, into wearing them. In

this way the mysteries of a provincial gentility--provincial because it

was without a sense of proportion--were kept constantly before his mind

and he, the lovable victim of his own love, a Gulliver among the

Lilliputians, a sleeping Samson, surrendered his limbs to the myriad

threads of convention, yielded his locks to the shears of that simple

Delilah his wife.

For what sort of taste was it that Mark Twain had to satisfy? Hardly a

taste for the frank, the free, the animated, the expressive! The

criticism he received was purely negative. We are told that Mrs. Clemens

and her friends read Meredith "with reverential appreciation," that they

formed a circle of "devout listeners" when Mark Twain himself used to

read Browning aloud in Hartford. Profane art, the mature expression of

life, in short, was outside Mrs. Clemens's circle of ideas; she could

not breathe in that atmosphere with any comfort; her instinctive notion

of literature was of something that is read at the fireside, out loud,

under the lamp, a family institution, vaguely associated with the Bible

and a father tempering the wind of King James's English to the sensitive

ears and blushing cheek of the youngest daughter. Her taste, in a word,

was quite infantile. "Mrs. Clemens says my version of the blindfold

novelette, 'A Murder and a Marriage,' is 'good.' Pretty strong language

for her," writes Mark Twain in 1876; and we know that when he was at

work on "Huckleberry Finn" and "The Prince and the Pauper," she so

greatly preferred the latter that Mark Twain really felt it was rather

discreditable of him to pay any attention to "Huckleberry Finn" at all.

"Imagine this fact," he wrote to Howells; "I have even fascinated Mrs.

Clemens with this yarn for youth. My stuff generally gets considerable

damning with faint praise out of her, but this time it is all the other

way. She is become the horse-leech's daughter, and my mill doesn't grind

fast enough to suit her. This is no mean triumph, my dear sir." And

shortly afterward he wrote to his mother: "I have two stories, and by

the verbal agreement they are both going into the same book; but Livy

says they're not, and by George I she ought to know. She says they're

going into separate books, and that one of them is going to be elegantly

gotten up, even if the elegance of it eats up the publisher's profits

and mine, too." It was "The Prince and the Pauper," a book that anybody

might have written but whose romantic mediævalism was equally

respectable in its tendency and infantile in its appeal, that Mrs.

Clemens felt so proud of: "nobody," adds Mr. Paine, "appears to have

been especially concerned about Huck, except, possibly the publisher."

Plainly it was very little encouragement that Mark Twain's natural

genius received from these relentless critics to whom he stood in such

subjection, to whom he offered such devotion; for Mr. Howells, too, if

we are to accept Mr. Paine's record, seconded him as often as not in

these innocuous, infantile ventures, abetting him in the production of

"blindfold novelettes" and plays of an abysmal foolishness. As for Mark

Twain's unique masterpiece, "Huckleberry Finn," "I like it only

tolerably well, as far as I have got," he writes, "and may possibly

pigeonhole or burn the MS. when it is done"; to which Mr. Paine adds:

"It did not fascinate him as did the story of the wandering prince. He

persevered only as the story moved him.... Apparently, he had not yet

acquired confidence or pride enough in poor Huck to exhibit him, even to

friends." And quite naturally! His artistic self-respect had been so

little developed, had been, in fact, so baffled and abashed by all this

mauling and fumbling that he could take no pride in a book which was,

precisely, the mirror of the unregenerate past he was doing his best to

live down.

Behold Mrs. Clemens, then, in the rôle of critic and censor. A

memorandum Mark Twain made at the time when he and she were going over

the proofs of "Following the Equator" shows us how she conceived of her

task. It is in the form of a dialogue between them:

Page 1,020, 9th line from the top. I think some other word

would be better than "stench." You have used that pretty

often.

But can't I get it in _any_where? You've knocked it out

every time. Out it goes again. And yet "stench" is a noble,

good word.

Page 1,038. I hate to have your father pictured as lashing

a slave boy.

It's out, and my father is whitewashed.

Page 1,050, 2nd line from the bottom. Change

"breech-clout." It's a word that you love and I abominate.

I would take that and "offal" out of the language.

You are steadily weakening the English tongue, Livy.

We can see from this that to Mrs. Clemens virility was just as offensive

as profanity, that she had no sense of the difference between virility

and profanity and vulgarity, that she had, in short, no positive taste,

no independence of judgment at all. We can see also that she had no

artistic ideal for her husband, that she regarded his natural liking for

bold and masculine language, which was one of the outward signs of his

latent greatness, merely as a literary equivalent of bad manners, as

something that endangered their common prestige in the eyes of

conventional public opinion. She condemned his writings, says Mr. Paine,

specifically, "for the offense they might give in one way or another";

and that her sole object, however unconscious, in doing this was to

further him, not as an artist but as a popular success, and especially

as a candidate for gentility, is proved by the fact that she made him,

as we observe in the incident of his father and the slave boy, whitewash

not only himself but his family history also. And in all this Mr.

Howells seconded her. "It skirts a certain kind of fun which you can't

afford to indulge in," he reminds our shorn Samson in one of his

letters; and again, "I'd have that swearing out in an instant," the

"swearing" in this case being what he himself admits is "so exactly the

thing Huck would say"--namely, "they comb me all to hell." As for Mark

Twain himself, he took it as meekly as a lamb. Mr. Paine tells of a

certain story he had written that was disrespectful to the Archbishop of

Canterbury. Forbidden to print it, he had "laboriously translated it

into German, with some idea of publishing it surreptitiously; but his

conscience had been too much for him. He had confessed, and even the

German version had been suppressed." And how does he accept Mr.

Howells's injunction about the "swearing" in "Huckleberry Finn"? "Mrs.

Clemens received the mail this morning," he writes, "and the next minute

she lit into the study with danger in her eye and this demand on her

tongue, 'Where is the profanity Mr. Howells speaks of?' Then I had to

miserably confess that I had left it out when reading the MS. to her.

Nothing but almost inspired lying got me out of this scrape with my

scalp. Does your wife give you rats, like that, when you go a little

one-sided?"

They are very humiliating, these glimpses of great American writers

behind the scenes, given "rats" by their wives whenever they stray for

an instant from the strait and narrow path that leads to success.

"Once," writes Mr. Paine, "when Sarah Orne Jewett was with the party--in

Rome--he remarked that if the old masters had labeled their fruit one

wouldn't be so likely to mistake pears for turnips. 'Youth,' said Mrs.

Clemens, gravely, 'if you do not care for these masterpieces yourself,

you might at least consider the feelings of others'; and Miss Jewett,

regarding him severely, added, in her quaint Yankee fashion: 'Now you've

been spoke to!'" Very humiliating, very ignominious, I say, are these

tableaux of "the Lincoln of our literature" in the posture of an

ignorant little boy browbeaten by the dry sisters of Culture-Philistia.

Very humiliating, and also very tragic!

Mark Twain had come East with the only conscious ambition that Western

life had bred in him, the ambition to succeed in a practical sense, to

win wealth and fame. But the poet in him was still astir, still seeking,

seeking, seeking for corroboration, for the frank hand and the gallant

word that might set it free. We know this from the dim hope of

liberation he had associated with the idea of marriage, and we can guess

that his eager desire to meet "men of superior intellect and character"

was more than half a desire to find some one who could give him that

grand conception of the literary life which he had never been able to

formulate, some one who could show him how to meet life in the proud,

free way of the artist, how to unify himself and focus his powers. Well,

he had met the best, the greatest, he had met the man whom the Brahmins

themselves had crowned as their successor, he had met Mr. Howells. And

in this man of marvelous talent, this darling of all the gods and all

the graces, he had encountered once more the eternal, universal,

instinctive American subservience to what Mr. Santayana calls "the

genteel tradition." He had reached, in short, the heaven of literature

and found it empty, and there was nothing beyond for the poet in him to

seek.

Consider, if I seem to be exaggerating, the story of "Captain

Stormfield's Visit to Heaven," which lay in Mark Twain's safe for forty

years before he dared to publish it. That little tale was slight enough

in itself, but he was always tinkering with it: as the years went on it

assumed in his eyes an abnormal importance as the symbol of what he

wished to do and was prohibited from doing. "The other evening," his

little daughter Susy records in 1886, "as papa and I were promenading up

and down the library, he told me that he didn't expect to write but one

more book, and then he was ready to give up work altogether, die, or do

anything; he said that he had written more than he had ever expected to,

and the only book that he had been particularly anxious to write was one

locked up in the safe downstairs, not yet published." He had begun it in

1868, even before he had issued "The Innocents Abroad," the vast popular

success of which had overlaid this tentative personal venture that he

had been prevented, because of its "blasphemous" tendency, from

pursuing. There was his true line, the line of satire--we know it as

much from the persistence with which he clung to that book as from his

own statement that it was the only one he had been particularly anxious

to write; there was his true line, and he had halted in it for want of

corroboration. And what was Mr. Howells's counsel? "When Howells was

here last," writes Mark Twain to his brother Orion in 1878, "I laid

before him the whole story without referring to the MS. and he said:

'You have got it sure this time. But drop the idea of making mere

magazine stuff of it. Don't waste it. Print it by itself--publish it

first in England--ask Dean Stanley to endorse it, which will draw some

of the teeth of the religious press, and then reprint in America." There

was the highest ideal, the boldest conception, of personal freedom, of

the independence of the spirit, of the function of literature that Mark

Twain had found in America. "Neither Howells nor I," he adds, "believe

in hell or the divinity of the Savior, but no matter." No matter, no!

The integrity of the spirit had become as indifferent to him as it was

to the Gilded Age itself. He, this divided soul, had sought the great

leader and had found only an irresponsible child like himself, a child

who told him that you had to sneak off behind the barn if you wanted to

smoke the pipe of truth.

Is it remarkable, then, that having found in the literary life as it

shaped itself in industrial America every incentive to cower and cringe

and hedge, and no incentive whatever to stand upright as a man--is it

remarkable, I say, that Mark Twain should have relapsed into the easy,

happy posture that came so natural to him in the presence of his wife,

the posture of the little boy who is licensed to play the literary game

as much as he likes so long as he isn't too rude or too vulgar and turns

an honest penny by it and never forgets that the real business of life

is to make hay in fame and fortune and pass muster, in course of time,

as a gentleman? "Smoke?" he writes. "I always smoke from three till five

on Sunday afternoons, and in New York, the other day, I smoked a week

day and night.... And once or twice I smouched a Sunday when the boss

wasn't looking. Nothing is half so good as literature hooked on Sunday,

on the sly." Incorrigible naughty boy! He never dreams of asserting a

will of his own; but doesn't he delight in his freedom from

responsibility, isn't it a relief to be absolved from the effort of

creating standards of his own and living up to them?

"A man is never anything but what his outside influences have made him,"

wrote Mark Twain, years later. "It is his human environment which

influences his mind and his feelings, furnishes him his ideals, and sets

him on his road and keeps him in it. If he leave that road he will find

himself shunned by the people whom he most loves and esteems, and whose

approval he most values." He who so willingly suppressed, at his wife's

command, the first germ of the book he was to call his "Bible," a

deistical note on God, who had formed the habit of withholding views

which he thought would strike his neighbors as "shocking, heretical and

blasphemous," who, in spite of his true opinions, spoke of himself in

public to the end of his life as a Presbyterian, who had, in fact, like

the chameleon which he said man was, taken the religious color of his

environment, just as he had taken its social and financial color--had

he not virtually ceased to feel any obligation to his own soul?

"If," he wrote, in "What is Man?", "if that timid man had lived all his

life in a community of human rabbits, had never read of brave deeds, had

never heard speak of them, had never heard any one praise them nor

express envy of the heroes that had done them, he would have had no more

idea of bravery than Adam had of modesty, and it could never by any

possibility have occurred to him to _resolve_ to become brave. He _could

not originate the idea_--it had to come to him from the _outside_."

The tell-tale emphasis of those italics! Is not that drab philosophy of

Mark Twain's, that cumbrous chain of argument, just one long pathetic

plea in self-extenuation?

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