HINDENBURGITIS; OR, THE PRUSSIAN HOME MADE BEAUTIFUL]

Monastir has been recaptured by the Serbians and French; but Germany has

had her victories too, and, continuing her warfare against the Red Cross,

has sunk two hospital ships. Germany's U-boat policy is going to win her

the War. At least so Marshal Hindenburg says, and the view is shared by

that surprising person the neutral journalist. But in the meantime it

subjects the affections of the neutral sailorman to a severe trial.

King Constantine, however, remains unshaken in his devotion to German

interests. He has also shown marked originality by making up a Cabinet

exclusively composed of University Professors. But some critics scent in

his action a hint of compulsory Ministerial Service, and predict Labour

troubles.

At home we have to note the steady set of the tide of public opinion in

favour of Food Control. The name of the Dictator is not yet declared, but

the announcement cannot be long postponed. Whoever he may be, he is not to

be envied. We have also to note the steady growth on every side of

Government bungalows--the haunts (if some critics are to be believed) of

the Great Uncombed, even of the Hidden Hand. The men of forty-one were not

wanted last March. Mr. Lloyd George tells us that they are wanted now, or

it would mean the loss of two Army Corps. The Germans, by the way, appear

to be arriving at a just conception of their relative value. Lord Newton

has informed the Lords that the enemy is prepared to release 600 English

civilian prisoners in return for some 4,000 to 7,000 Germans. Parliament

has developed a new grievance: Ministers have confided to Pressmen

information denied to M.P.'s. And a cruel wrong has been done to Erin,

according to Mr. Dillon, by the application of Greenwich time to Ireland,

by which that country has been compelled to surrender its precious

privilege of being twenty-five minutes behind the times. The injustice is

so bitter that it has reconciled Mr. Dillon and Mr. Healy.

The Premier has hinted that if the House insisted on having fuller

information than it receives at present another Secret Session might be

held. When one considers the vital problems on which Parliament now

concentrates its energies--the supply of cocaine to dentists, the

withholding of pictures of the Tanks, etc.--one feels that there should be

a Secret Session at least once a week. Indeed, if the House were to sit

permanently with closed doors, unobserved and unreported, the country might

be all the better for it.

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