MOTHER: "Come away, Jimmy! Maybe it ain't properly stuffed."]

The need of a War propaganda at home is illustrated by the answers to

correspondents in the _Leeds Mercury_. "Reasonable questions" are

invited, and here is one of the answers: "T.B.--No, it is not General Sir

William Robertson, but the Rev. Sir William Robertson Nicoll who edits

_The British Weekly_." But then, as another journal pathetically

observes, "About nine-tenths of what we say is of no earthly importance to

anybody." Further light is thrown on this confession by the claim of an

Islington applicant for exemption: "Once I was a circus clown, but now I am

on an evening newspaper."

We are grateful to Russia for her efforts, but, as our artist shows above,

the plain person is apparently uncertain as to the quality of our Ally.

We are glad to learn that, on the suggestion of Mr. Asquith, the Lord

Mayor's banquet will be "of a simple nature." Apropos of diet, an officer

expecting leave writes: "My London programme is fixed; first a Turkish

bath, and then a nice fried sole." History repeats itself. A fried sole was

the luxury which officers who served in the Boer War declared that they

enjoyed most of all after their campaigning.

_November, 1916._

Francis Joseph of Austria has died on the tottering throne which has been

his for nearly seventy years. In early days he had been hated, but he had

shown valour. Later on he had shown wisdom, and had been pitied for his

misfortunes. It was a crowning irony of fate which condemned him in old age

to become the dupe and tool of an Assassin. He should have died before the

War--certainly before the tragedy of Sarajevo.

The British Push has extended to the Ancre, and the Crown Prince, reduced

to the position of a pawn in Hindenburg's game, maintains a precarious hold

on the remote suburbs of Verdun. Well may he be sick, after nine months of

futile carnage, of a name which already ranks in renown with Thermopylae.

As the credit of the Crown Prince wanes, so the cult of Hindenburg waxes.

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