_First:_ Therefore, it hath been always agreed in the world, that the

present happiness of mankind consisted in the ease of our body and the

quiet of our mind; but, from what has been already said, it plainly

appears, that neither wealth nor power do in any sort contribute to

either of these two blessings. If, on the contrary, by multiplying our

desires, they increase our discontents; if they destroy our health, gall

us with painful diseases, and shorten our life; if they expose us to

hatred, to envy, to censure, to a thousand temptations, it is not easy

to see why a wise man should make them his choice, for their own sake,

although it were in his power. Would any of you, who are in health and

strength of body, with moderate food and raiment earned by your own

labour, rather choose to be in the rich man's bed, under the torture of

the gout, unable to take your natural rest, or natural nourishment, with

the additional load of a guilty conscience, reproaching you for

injustice, oppressions, covetousness, and fraud? No; but you would take

the riches and power, and leave behind the inconveniences that attend

them; and so would every man living. But that is more than our share,

and God never intended this world for such a place of rest as we would

make it; for the Scripture assureth us that it was only designed as a

place of trial. Nothing is more frequent, than a man to wish himself in

another's condition; yet he seldom doth it without some reserve: He

would not be so old; he would not be so sickly; he would not be so

cruel; he would not be so insolent; he would not be so vicious; he would

not be so oppressive, so griping, and so on. From whence it is plain,

that, in their own judgment, men are not so unequally dealt with, as

they would at first sight imagine: For, if I would not change my

condition with another man, without any exception or reservation at all,

I am, in reality, more happy than he.

_Secondly_: You of the meaner sort are subject to fewer temptations than

the rich; and therefore your vices are more unpardonable. Labour

subdueth your appetites to be satisfied with common things; the business

of your several callings filleth up your whole time; so that idleness,

which is the bane and destruction of virtue, doth not lead you into the

neighbourhood of sin: Your passions are cooler, by not being inflamed

with excess, and therefore the gate and the way that lead to life are

not so straight and so narrow to you, as to those who live among all the

allurements to wickedness. To serve God with the best of your care and

understanding, and to be just and true in your dealings, is the short

sum of your duty, and will be the more strictly required of you, because

nothing lieth in the way to divert you from it.

_Thirdly_: It is plain from what I have said, that you of the lower rank

have no just reason to complain of your condition: Because, as you

plainly see, it affordeth you so many advantages, and freeth you from so

many vexations, so many distempers both of body and mind, which pursue

and torment the rich and powerful.

_Fourthly_: You are to remember and apply, that the poorest person is

not excused from doing good to others, and even relieving the wants of

his distressed neighbour, according to his abilities; and if you perform

your duty in this point, you far outdo the greatest liberalities of the

rich, and will accordingly be accepted of by God, and get your reward:

For it is our Saviour's own doctrine, when the widow gave her two mites.

The rich give out of their abundance; that is to say, what they give,

they do not feel it in their way of living: But the poor man, who giveth

out of his little stock, must spare it from the necessary food and

raiment of himself and his family. And, therefore, our Saviour adds,

"That the widow gave more than all who went before her; for she gave all

she had, even all her living;" and so went home utterly unprovided to

supply her necessities.

_Lastly_: As it appeareth from what hath been said, that you in the

lower rank have, in reality, a greater share of happiness, your work of

salvation is easier, by your being liable to fewer temptations; and as

your reward in Heaven is much more certain than it is to the rich, if

you seriously perform your duty, for yours is the Kingdom of Heaven; so

your neglect of it will be less excusable, will meet with fewer

allowances from God, and will be punished with double stripes: For the

most unknowing among you cannot plead ignorance of what you have been so

early taught, I hope, so often instructed in, and which is so easy to be

understood, I mean the art of leading a life agreeable to the plain and

positive laws of God. Perhaps you may think you lie under one

disadvantage, which the great and rich have not; that idleness will

certainly reduce you to beggary; whereas those who abound in wealth lie

under no necessity either of labour or temperance to keep enough to live

on. But this is indeed one part of your happiness, that the lowness of

your condition, in a manner, forceth you to what is pleasing to God, and

necessary for your daily support. Thus your duty and interest are always

the same.

To conclude: Since our blessed Lord, instead of a rich and honourable

station in this world, was pleased to choose his lot among men of the

lower condition; let not those, on whom the bounty of Providence hath

bestowed wealth and honours, despise the men who are placed in a humble

and inferior station; but rather, with their utmost power, by their

countenance, by their protection, by just payment of their honest

labour, encourage their daily endeavours for the support of themselves

and their families. On the other hand, let the poor labour to provide

things honest in the sight of all men; and so, with diligence in their

several employments, live soberly, righteously, and godlily in this

present world, that they may obtain that glorious reward promised in the

Gospel to the poor, I mean the kingdom of Heaven.

Now, to God the Father, &c,

A SERMON ON THE CAUSES OF THE WRETCHED CONDITION OF IRELAND.[1]

[Footnote 1: This is not very properly styled a sermon; but, considered

as a political dissertation, it has great merit, and it is highly worthy

of the subject, and the author. Most of the circumstances here founded

upon, as the causes of national distress, are the subject of separate

disquisitions in those political writings connected with Ireland. But

they are here summed up, and brought into one view; and the opinions

expressed form a sort of index to the Dean's tenets upon the state of

that country. [S.]]

PSALM CXLIV. PART OF THE 14TH AND 15TH VERSES.

"That there be no complaining in our streets. Happy is the people that

is in such a case."

It is a very melancholy reflection, that such a country as ours, which

is capable of producing all things necessary, and most things convenient

for life, sufficient for the support of four times the number of its

inhabitants, should yet lie under the heaviest load of misery and want,

our streets crowded with beggars, so many of our lower sort of

tradesmen, labourers, and artificers, not able to find clothes and food

for their families.

I think it may therefore be of some use to lay before you the chief

causes of this wretched condition we are in, and then it will be easier

to assign what remedies are in our power toward removing, at least, some

part of these evils.

For it is ever to be lamented, that we lie under many disadvantages, not

by our own faults, which are peculiar to ourselves, and which no other

nation under heaven hath any reason to complain of.

I shall, therefore, first mention some causes of our miseries,--which I

doubt are not to be remedied, until God shall put it in the hearts of

those who are stronger to allow us the common rights and privileges of

brethren, fellow-subjects, and even of mankind. The first cause of our

misery is the intolerable hardships we lie under in every branch of our

trade, by which we are become as hewers of wood, and drawers of water,

to our rigorous neighbours.

The second cause of our miserable state is the folly, the vanity, and

ingratitude of those vast numbers, who think themselves too good to live

in the country which gave them birth, and still gives them bread; and

rather choose to pass their days, and consume their wealth, and draw out

the very vitals of their mother kingdom, among those who heartily

despise them.

These I have but lightly touched on, because I fear they are not to be

redressed, and, besides, I am very sensible how ready some people are to

take offence at the honest truth; and, for that reason, I shall omit

several other grievances, under which we are long likely to groan.

I shall therefore go on to relate some other causes of this nation's

poverty, by which, if they continue much longer, it must infallibly sink

to utter ruin.

The first is, that monstrous pride and vanity in both sexes, especially

the weaker sex, who, in the midst of poverty, are suffered to run into

all kind of expense and extravagance in dress, and particularly priding

themselves to wear nothing but what cometh from abroad, disdaining the

growth or manufacture of their own country, in those articles where they

can be better served at home with half the expense; and this is grown to

such a height, that they will carry the whole yearly rent of a good

estate at once on their body. And, as there is in that sex a spirit of

envy, by which they cannot endure to see others in a better habit than

themselves, so those, whose fortunes can hardly support their families

in the necessaries of life, will needs vie with the richest and greatest

amongst us, to the ruin of themselves and their posterity.

Neither are the men less guilty of this pernicious folly, who, in

imitation of a gaudiness and foppery of dress, introduced of late years

into our neighbouring kingdom, (as fools are apt to imitate only the

defects of their betters,) cannot find materials in their own country

worthy to adorn their bodies of clay, while their minds are naked of

every valuable quality.

Thus our tradesmen and shopkeepers, who deal in home goods, are left in

a starving condition, and only those encouraged who ruin the kingdom by

importing among us foreign vanities.

Another cause of our low condition is our great luxury, the chief

support of which is the materials of it brought to the nation in

exchange for the few valuable things left us, whereby so many thousand

families want the very necessaries of life.

_Thirdly_, In most parts of this kingdom the natives are from their

infancy so given up to idleness and sloth, that they often choose to beg

or steal, rather than support themselves with their own labour; they

marry without the least view or thought of being able to make any

provision for their families; and whereas, in all industrious nations,

children are looked on as a help to their parents; with us, for want of

being early trained to work, they are an intolerable burthen at home,

and a grievous charge upon the public, as appeareth from the vast number

of ragged and naked children in town and country, led about by strolling

women, trained up in ignorance and all manner of vice.

_Lastly_, A great cause of this nation's misery, is that Egyptian

bondage of cruel, oppressing, covetous landlords, expecting that all who

live under them should make bricks without straw, who grieve and envy

when they see a tenant of their own in a whole coat, or able to afford

one comfortable meal in a month, by which the spirits of the people are

broken, and made for slavery; the farmers and cottagers, almost through

the whole kingdom, being to all intents and purposes as real beggars as

any of those to whom we give our charity in the streets. And these cruel

landlords are every day unpeopling their kingdom, by forbidding their

miserable tenants to till the earth, against common reason and justice,

and contrary to the practice and prudence of all other nations, by which

numberless families have been forced either to leave the kingdom, or

stroll about, and increase the number of our thieves and beggars.

Such, and much worse, is our condition at present, if I had leisure or

liberty to lay it before you; and, therefore, the next thing which might

be considered is, whether there may be any probable remedy found, at the

least against some part of these evils; for most of them are wholly

desperate.

But this being too large a subject to be now handled, and the intent of

my discourse confining me to give some directions concerning the poor of

this city, I shall keep myself within those limits. It is indeed in the

power of the lawgivers to found a school in every parish of the kingdom,

for teaching the meaner and poorer sort of children to speak and read

the English tongue, and to provide a reasonable maintenance for the

teachers. This would, in time, abolish that part of barbarity and

ignorance, for which our natives are so despised by all foreigners: this

would bring them to think and act according to the rules of reason, by

which a spirit of industry, and thrift, and honesty would be introduced

among them. And, indeed, considering how small a tax would suffice for

such a work, it is a public scandal that such a thing should never have

been endeavoured, or, perhaps, so much as thought on.

To supply the want of such a law, several pious persons, in many parts

of this kingdom, have been prevailed on, by the great endeavours and

good example set them by the clergy, to erect charity-schools in several

parishes, to which very often the richest parishioners contribute the

least. In those schools, children are, or ought to be, trained up to

read and write, and cast accounts; and these children should, if

possible, be of honest parents, gone to decay through age, sickness, or

other unavoidable calamity, by the hand of God; not the brood of wicked

strollers; for it is by no means reasonable, that the charity of

well-inclined people should be applied to encourage the lewdness of

those profligate, abandoned women, who crowd our streets with their

borrowed or spurious issue.

In those hospitals which have good foundations and rents to support

them, whereof, to the scandal of Christianity, there are very few in

this kingdom; I say, in such hospitals, the children maintained ought to

be only of decayed citizens, and freemen, and be bred up to good trades.

But in these small-parish charity-schools which have no support, but the

casual goodwill of charitable people, I do altogether disapprove the

custom of putting the children 'prentice, except to the very meanest

trades; otherwise the poor honest citizen, who is just able to bring up

his child, and pay a small sum of money with him to a good master, is

wholly defeated, and the bastard issue, perhaps, of some beggar

preferred before him. And hence we come to be so overstocked with

'prentices and journeymen, more than our discouraged country can employ;

and, I fear, the greatest part of our thieves, pickpockets, and other

vagabonds are of this number.

Therefore, in order to make these parish charity-schools of great and

universal use, I agree with the opinion of many wise persons, that a new

turn should be given to this whole matter.

I think there is no complaint more just than what we find in almost

every family, of the folly and ignorance, the fraud and knavery, the

idleness and viciousness, the wasteful squandering temper of servants,

who are, indeed, become one of the many public grievances of the

kingdom; whereof, I believe, there are few masters that now hear me who

are not convinced by their own experience. And I am not very confident,

that more families, of all degrees, have been ruined by the corruptions

of servants, than by all other causes put together. Neither is this to

be wondered at, when we consider from what nurseries so many of them are

received into our houses. The first is the tribe of wicked boys,

wherewith most corners of this town are pestered, who haunt public

doors. These, having been born of beggars, and bred to pilfer as soon as

they can go or speak, as years come on, are employed in the lowest

offices to get themselves bread, are practised in all manner of

villainy, and when they are grown up, if they are not entertained in a

gang of thieves, are forced to seek for a service. The other nursery is

the barbarous and desert part of the country, from whence such lads come

up hither to seek their fortunes, who are bred up from the dunghill in

idleness, ignorance, lying, and thieving. From these two nurseries, I

say, a great number of our servants come to us, sufficient to corrupt

all the rest. Thus, the whole race of servants in this kingdom have

gotten so ill a reputation, that some persons from England, come over

hither into great stations, are said to have absolutely refused

admitting any servant born among us into their families. Neither can

they be justly blamed; for although it is not impossible to find an

honest native fit for a good service, yet the inquiry is too

troublesome, and the hazard too great for a stranger to attempt.

If we consider the many misfortunes that befall private families, it

will be found that servants are the causes and instruments of them all:

Are our goods embezzled, wasted and destroyed? Is our house burnt down

to the ground? It is by the sloth, the drunkenness or the villainy of

servants. Are we robbed and murdered in our beds? It is by confederacy

with our servants. Are we engaged in quarrels and misunderstandings with

our neighbours? These were all begun and inflamed by the false,

malicious tongues of our servants. Are the secrets of our families

betrayed, and evil repute spread of us? Our servants were the authors.

Do false accusers rise up against us (an evil too frequent in this

country)? They have been tampering with our servants. Do our children

discover folly, malice, pride, cruelty, revenge, undutifulness in their

words and actions? Are they seduced to lewdness or scandalous marriages?

It is all by our servants. Nay, the very mistakes, follies, blunders,

and absurdities of those in our service, are able to ruffle and

discompose the mildest nature, and are often of such consequence, as to

put whole families into confusion.

Since therefore not only our domestic peace and quiet, and the welfare

of our children, but even the very safety of our lives, reputations, and

fortunes have so great a dependence upon the choice of our servants, I

think it would well become the wisdom of the nation to make some

provision in so important an affair. But in the meantime, and, perhaps,

to better purpose, it were to be wished, that the children of both

sexes, entertained in the parish charity-schools, were bred up in such a

manner as would give them a teachable disposition, and qualify them to

learn whatever is required in any sort of service. For instance, they

should be taught to read and write, to know somewhat in casting

accounts, to understand the principles of religion, to practise

cleanliness, to get a spirit of honesty, industry, and thrift, and be

severely punished for every neglect in any of these particulars. For, it

is the misfortune of mankind, that if they are not used to be taught in

their early childhood, whereby to acquire what I call a teachable

disposition, they cannot, without great difficulty, learn the easiest

thing in the course of their lives, but are always awkward and unhandy;

their minds, as well as bodies, for want of early practice, growing

stiff and unmanageable, as we observe in the sort of gentlemen, who,

kept from school by the indulgence of their parents but a few years, are

never able to recover the time they have lost, and grow up in ignorance

and all manner of vice, whereof we have too many examples all over the

nation. But to return to what I was saying: If these charity children

were trained up in the manner I mentioned, and then bound apprentices in

the families of gentlemen and citizens, (for which a late law giveth

great encouragement) being accustomed from their first entrance to be

always learning some useful thing, [they] would learn, in a month, more

than another, without those advantages, can do in a year; and, in the

meantime, be very useful in a family, as far as their age and strength

would allow. And when such children come to years of discretion, they

will probably be a useful example to their fellow-servants, at least

they will prove a strong check upon the rest; for, I suppose, everybody

will allow, that one good, honest, diligent servant in a house may

prevent abundance of mischief in the family.

These are the reasons for which I urge this matter so strongly, and I

hope those who listen to me will consider them.

I shall now say something about that great number of poor, who, under

the name of common beggars, infest our streets, and fill our ears with

their continual cries, and craving importunity. This I shall venture to

call an unnecessary evil, brought upon us for the gross neglect, and

want of proper management, in those whose duty it is to prevent it. But

before I proceed farther, let me humbly presume to vindicate the justice

and mercy of God and His dealings with mankind. Upon this particular He

hath not dealt so hardly with His creatures as some would imagine, when

they see so many miserable objects ready to perish for want: For it

would infallibly be found, upon strict enquiry, that there is hardly one

in twenty of those miserable objects who do not owe their present

poverty to their own faults, to their present sloth and negligence, to

their indiscreet marriage without the least prospect of supporting a

family, to their foolish expensiveness, to their drunkenness, and other

vices, by which they have squandered their gettings, and contracted

diseases in their old age. And, to speak freely, is it any way

reasonable or just, that those who have denied themselves many lawful

satisfactions and conveniences of life, from a principle of conscience,

as well as prudence, that they might not be a burthen to the public,

should be charged with supporting others, who have brought themselves to

less than a morsel of bread by their idleness, extravagance, and vice?

Yet such, and no other, are far the greatest number not only in those

who beg in our streets, but even of what we call poor decayed

housekeepers, whom we are apt to pity as real objects of charity, and

distinguish them from common beggars, although, in truth, they both owe

their undoing to the same causes; only the former is either too nicely

bred to endure walking half naked in the streets, or too proud to own

their wants. For the artificer or other tradesman, who pleadeth he is

grown too old to work or look after business, and therefore expecteth

assistance as a decayed housekeeper; may we not ask him, why he did not

take care, in his youth and strength of days, to make some provision

against old age, when he saw so many examples before him of people

undone by their idleness and vicious extravagance? And to go a little

higher; whence cometh it that so many citizens and shopkeepers, of the

most creditable trade, who once made a good figure, go to decay by their

expensive pride and vanity, affecting to educate and dress their

children above their abilities, or the state of life they ought to

expect?

However, since the best of us have too many infirmities to answer for,

we ought not to be severe upon those of others; and therefore if our

brother, through grief, or sickness, or other incapacity, is not in a

condition to preserve his being, we ought to support him to the best of

our power, without reflecting over seriously on the causes that brought

him to his misery. But in order to this, and to turn our charity into

its proper channel, we ought to consider who and where those objects

are, whom it is chiefly incumbent upon us to support.

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