By the ancient law of this realm, still in force, every parish is

obliged to maintain its own poor, which although some may think to be

not very equal, because many parishes are very rich, and have few poor

among them, and others the contrary; yet, I think, may be justly

defended: For as to remote country parishes in the desert part of the

kingdom, the necessaries of life are there so cheap, that the infirm

poor may be provided for with little burden to the inhabitants. But in

what I am going to say, I shall confine myself only to this city, where

we are overrun not only with our own poor, but with a far greater number

from every part of the nation. Now, I say, this evil of being encumbered

with so many foreign beggars, who have not the least title to our

charity, and whom it is impossible for us to support, may be easily

remedied, if the government of this city, in conjunction with the clergy

and parish officers, would think it worth their care; and I am sure few

things deserve it better. For, if every parish would take a list of

those begging poor which properly belong to it, and compel each of them

to wear a badge, marked and numbered, so as to be seen and known by all

they meet, and confine them to beg within the limits of their own

parish, severely punishing them when they offend, and driving out all

interlopers from other parishes, we could then make a computation of

their numbers; and the strollers from the country being driven away, the

remainder would not be too many for the charity of those who pass by to

maintain; neither would any beggar, although confined to his own parish,

be hindered from receiving the charity of the whole town; because, in

this case, those well-disposed persons who walk the streets will give

their charity to such whom they think proper objects, wherever they meet

them, provided they are found in their own parishes, and wearing their

badges of distinction. And, as to those parishes which bordered upon the

skirts and suburbs of the town, where country strollers are used to

harbour themselves, they must be forced to go back to their homes, when

they find nobody to relieve them, because they want that mark which only

gives them licence to beg. Upon this point, it were to be wished, that

inferior parish officers had better encouragement given them to perform

their duty in driving away all beggars who do not belong to the parish,

instead of conniving at them, as it is said they do for some small

contribution: For the whole city would save much more by ridding

themselves of many hundred beggars, than they would lose by giving

parish officers a reasonable support.

It should seem a strange, unaccountable thing, that those who have

probably been reduced to want by riot, lewdness, and idleness, although

they have assurance enough to beg alms publicly from all they meet,

should yet be too proud to wear the parish badge, which would turn so

much to their own advantage, by ridding them of such great numbers, who

now intercept the greatest part of what belongeth to them: Yet it is

certain, that there are very many who publicly declare they will never

wear those badges, and many others who either hide or throw them away:

But the remedy for this is very short, easy, and just, by trying them

like vagabonds and sturdy beggars, and forcibly driving them out of the

town.

Therefore, as soon as this expedient of wearing badges shall be put in

practice, I do earnestly exhort all those who hear me, never to give

their alms to any public beggar who doth not fully comply with this

order, by which our number of poor will be so reduced, that it will be

much easier to provide for the rest. Our shop-doors will be no longer

crowded with so many thieves and pickpockets, in beggars' habits, nor

our streets so dangerous to those who are forced to walk in the night.

Thus I have, with great freedom, delivered my thoughts upon this

subject, which so nearly concerneth us. It is certainly a bad scheme, to

any Christian country, which God hath blessed with fruitfulness, and

where the people enjoy the just rights and privileges of mankind, that

there should be any beggars at all. But, alas! among us, where the whole

nation itself is almost reduced to beggary by the disadvantages we lie

under, and the hardships we are forced to bear; the laziness, ignorance,

thoughtlessness, squandering temper, slavish nature, and uncleanly

manner of living in the poor Popish natives, together with the cruel

oppressions of their landlords, who delight to see their vassals in the

dust; I say, that, in such a nation, how can we otherwise expect than to

be over-run with objects of misery and want? Therefore, there can be no

other method to free this city from so intolerable a grievance, than by

endeavouring, as far as in us lies, that the burthen may be more equally

divided, by contributing to maintain our own poor, and forcing the

strollers and vagabonds to return to their several homes in the country,

there to smite the conscience of those oppressors, who first stripped

them of all their substance.

I might here, if the time would permit, offer many arguments to persuade

to works of charity; but you hear them so often from the pulpit, that I

am willing to hope you may not now want them. Besides, my present design

was only to shew where your alms would be best bestowed, to the honour

of God, your own ease and advantage, the service of your country, and

the benefit of the poor. I desire you will all weigh and consider what I

have spoken, and, according to your several stations and abilities,

endeavour to put it in practice; and God give you good success. To Whom,

with the Son and Holy Ghost, be all honour, &c.

The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, &c.

A SERMON UPON SLEEPING IN CHURCH.

ACTS, CHAP. XX. VER. 9.

"And there sat in a window a certain young man, named _Eutychus_, being

fallen into a deep sleep; and as _Paul_ was long preaching, he sunk down

with sleep, and fell down from the third loft, and was taken up dead."

I have chosen these words with design, if possible, to disturb some part

in this audience of half an hour's sleep, for the convenience and

exercise whereof this place, at this season of the day, is very much

celebrated.

There is indeed one mortal disadvantage to which all preaching is

subject; that those who, by the wickedness of their lives, stand in

greatest need, have usually the smallest share; for either they are

absent upon the account of idleness, or spleen, or hatred to religion,

or in order to doze away the intemperance of the week; or, if they do

come, they are sure to employ their minds rather any other way, than

regarding or attending to the business of the place.

The accident which happened to this young man in the text, hath not been

sufficient to discourage his successors: But because the preachers now

in the world, however they may exceed St Paul in the art of setting men

to sleep, do extremely fall short of him in the working of miracles;

therefore men are become so cautious as to choose more safe and

convenient stations and postures for taking their repose, without hazard

of their persons; and, upon the whole matter, choose rather to trust

their destruction to a miracle, than their safety. However, this being

not the only way by which the lukewarm Christians and scorners of the

age discover their neglect and contempt of preaching, I shall enter

expressly into consideration of this matter, and order my discourse in

the following method:

_First:_ I shall produce several instances to shew the great neglect of

preaching now amongst us.

_Secondly:_ I shall reckon up some of the usual quarrels men have

against preaching.

_Thirdly:_ I shall set forth the great evil of this neglect and contempt

of preaching, and discover the real causes from whence it proceedeth.

_Lastly:_ I shall offer some remedies against this great and spreading

evil.

_First:_ I shall produce certain instances to shew the great neglect of

preaching now among us.

These may be reduced under two heads. First, men's absence from the

service of the Church; and secondly, their misbehaviour when they are

here.

The first instance of men's neglect, is in their frequent absence from

the church.

There is no excuse so trivial, that will not pass upon some men's

consciences to excuse their attendance at the public worship of God.

Some are so unfortunate as to be always indisposed on the Lord's day,

and think nothing so unwholesome as the air of a church. Others have

their affairs so oddly contrived, as to be always unluckily prevented by

business. With some it is a great mark of wit, and deep understanding,

to stay at home on Sundays. Others again discover strange fits of

laziness, that seize them, particularly on that day, and confine them to

their beds. Others are absent out of mere contempt of religion. And,

lastly, there are not a few who look upon it as a day of rest, and

therefore claim the privilege of their cattle, to keep the Sabbath by

eating, drinking, and sleeping, after the toil and labour of the week.

Now in all this the worst circumstance is, that these persons are such

whose companies are most required, and who stand most in need of a

physician.

_Secondly:_ Men's great neglect and contempt of preaching, appear by

their misbehaviour when at church.

If the audience were to be ranked under several heads according to their

behaviour, when the word of God is delivered, how small a number would

appear of those who receive it as they ought? How much of the seed then

sown would be found to fall by the way-side, upon stony ground or among

thorns? And how little good ground would there be to take it? A preacher

cannot look round from the pulpit, without observing, that some are in a

perpetual whisper, and, by their air and gesture, give occasion to

suspect, that they are in those very minutes defaming their neighbour.

Others have their eyes and imagination constantly engaged in such a

circle of objects, perhaps to gratify the most unwarrantable desires,

that they never once attend to the business of the place; the sound of

the preacher's words doth not so much as once interrupt them. Some have

their minds wandering among idle, worldly, or vicious thoughts. Some lie

at catch to ridicule whatever they hear, and with much wit and humour

provide a stock of laughter, by furnishing themselves from the pulpit.

But, of all misbehaviour, none is comparable to that of those who come

here to sleep; opium is not so stupefying to many persons as an

afternoon sermon. Perpetual custom hath so brought it about, that the

words, of whatever preacher, become only a sort of uniform sound at a

distance, than which nothing is more effectual to lull the senses. For,

that it is the very sound of the sermon which bindeth up their

faculties, is manifest from hence, because they all awake so very

regularly as soon as it ceaseth, and with much devotion receive the

blessing, dozed and besotted with indecencies I am ashamed to repeat.

I proceed, _Secondly_, to reckon up some of the usual quarrels men have

against preaching, and to shew the unreasonableness of them.

Such unwarrantable demeanour as I have described, among Christians, in

the house of God, in a solemn assembly, while their faith and duty are

explained and delivered, have put those who are guilty upon inventing

some excuses to extenuate their fault: This they do by turning the blame

either upon the particular preacher, or upon preaching in general.

First, they object against the particular preacher; his manner, his

delivery, his voice are disagreeable, his style and expression are flat

and low; sometimes improper and absurd; the matter is heavy, trivial and

insipid; sometimes despicable, and perfectly ridiculous; or else, on the

other side, he runs up into unintelligible speculation, empty notions,

and abstracted flights, all clad in words above usual understandings.

Secondly, They object against preaching in general; it is a perfect road

of talk; they know already whatever can be said; they have heard the

same an hundred times over. They quarrel that preachers do not relieve

an old beaten subject with wit and invention; and that now the art is

lost of moving men's passions, so common among the ancient orators of

Greece and Rome. These, and the like objections, are frequently in the

mouths of men who despise the "foolishness of preaching." But let us

examine the reasonableness of them.

The doctrine delivered by all preachers is the same: "So we preach, and

so ye believe:" But the manner of delivering is suited to the skill and

abilities of each, which differ in preachers just as in the rest of

mankind. However, in personal dislikes of a particular preacher, are

these men sure they are always in the right? Do they consider how mixed

a thing is every audience, whose taste and judgment differ, perhaps,

every day, not only from each other, but themselves? And how to

calculate a discourse, that shall exactly suit them all, is beyond the

force and reach of human reason, knowledge, or invention. Wit and

eloquence are shining qualities, that God hath imparted, in great

degrees, to very few, nor any more to be expected, in the generality of

any rank among men, than riches and honour. But further: If preaching in

general be all old and beaten, and that they are already so well

acquainted with it, more shame and guilt to them who so little edify by

it. But these men, whose ears are so delicate as not to endure a plain

discourse of religion, who expect a constant supply of wit and eloquence

on a subject handled so many thousand times; what will they say when we

turn the objection upon themselves, who, with all the rude and profane

liberty of discourse they take, upon so many thousand subjects, are so

dull as to furnish nothing but tedious repetitions, and little paltry,

nauseous common-places, so vulgar, so worn, or so obvious, as, upon any

other occasion, but that of advancing vice, would be hooted off the

stage? Nor, lastly, are preachers justly blamed for neglecting human

oratory to move the passions, which is not the business of a Christian

orator, whose office it is only to work upon faith and reason. All other

eloquence hath been a perfect cheat, to stir up men's passions against

truth and justice, for the service of a faction, to put false colours

upon things, and by an amusement of agreeable words, make the worse

reason appear to be the better. This is certainly not to be allowed in

Christian eloquence, and, therefore, St Paul took quite the other

course; he "came not with excellency of words, or enticing speech of

men's wisdom, but in plain evidence of the Spirit and power." And

perhaps it was for that reason the young man Eutychus, used to the

Grecian eloquence, grew tired and fell so fast asleep.

I go on, _Thirdly_, to set forth the great evil of this neglect and

scorn of preaching, and to discover the real causes from whence it

proceedeth.

I think it is obvious,[1] that this neglect of preaching hath very much

occasioned the great decay of religion among us. To this may be imputed

no small part of that contempt some men bestow on the clergy; for,

whoever talketh without being regarded, is sure to be despised. To this

we owe, in a great measure, the spreading of atheism and infidelity

among us; for religion, like all other things, is soonest put out of

countenance by being ridiculed. The scorn of preaching might perhaps

have been at first introduced by men of nice ears and refined taste; but

it is now become a spreading evil, through all degrees, and both sexes;

for, since sleeping, talking, and laughing are qualities sufficient to

furnish out a critic, the meanest and most ignorant have set up a title,

and succeeded in it as well as their betters. Thus are the last efforts

of reforming mankind rendered wholly useless: "How shall they hear,"

saith the apostle, "without a preacher?" But, if they have a preacher,

and make it a point of wit or breeding not to hear him, what remedy is

left? To this neglect of preaching, we may also entirely impute that

gross ignorance among us in the very principles of religion, which it is

amazing to find in persons who very much value their own knowledge and

understanding in other things; yet, it is a visible, inexcusable

ignorance, even in the meanest among us, considering the many advantages

they have of learning their duty. And it hath been the great

encouragement to all manner of vice: For, in vain we preach down sin to

a people, "whose hearts are waxed gross, whose ears are dull of hearing,

and whose eyes are closed." Therefore Christ Himself, in His discourses,

frequently rouseth up the attention of the multitude, and of His

disciples themselves, with this expression, "He that hath ears to hear,

let him hear." But, among all neglects of preaching, none is so fatal as

that of sleeping in the house of God; a scorner may listen to truth and

reason, and in time grow serious; an unbeliever may feel the pangs of a

guilty conscience; one whose thoughts or eyes wander among other

objects, may, by a lucky word, be called back to attention: But the

sleeper shuts up all avenues to his soul: He is "like the deaf adder,

that hearkeneth not to the voice of the charmer, charm he never so

wisely." And, we may preach with as good success to the grave that is

under his feet.

[Footnote 1: Hawkesworth (Swift's "Works," vol. xiii., 1762) inserts

here "to believe." [T.S.]]

But the great evil of this neglect will further yet appear, from

considering the real causes whence it proceedeth; whereof the first, I

take to be, an evil conscience. Many men come to church to save or gain

a reputation; or because they will not be singular, but comply with an

established custom; yet, all the while, they are loaded with the guilt

of old rooted sins. These men can expect to hear of nothing but terrors

and threatenings, their sins laid open in true colours, and eternal

misery the reward of them; therefore, no wonder they stop their ears,

and divert their thoughts, and seek any amusement rather than stir the

hell within them.

Another cause of this neglect is, a heart set upon worldly things. Men

whose minds are much enslaved to earthly affairs all the week, cannot

disengage or break the chain of their thoughts so suddenly, as to apply

to a discourse that is wholly foreign to what they have most at heart.

Tell a usurer of charity, and mercy, and restitution, you talk to the

deaf; his heart and soul, with all his senses, are got among his bags,

or he is gravely asleep, and dreaming of a mortgage. Tell a man of

business, that the cares of the world choke the good seed; that we must

not encumber ourselves with much serving; that the salvation of his soul

is the one thing necessary: You see, indeed, the shape of a man before

you, but his faculties are all gone off among clients and papers,

thinking how to defend a bad cause, or find flaws in a good one; or, he

weareth out the time in drowsy nods.

A third cause of the great neglect and scorn of preaching, ariseth from

the practice of men who set up to decry and disparage religion; these,

being zealous to promote infidelity and vice, learn a rote of buffoonery

that serveth all occasions, and refutes the strongest arguments for

piety and good manners. These have a set of ridicule calculated for all

sermons, and all preachers, and can be extreme witty as often as they

please upon the same fund.

Let me now, in the last place, offer some remedies against this great

evil.

It will be one remedy against the contempt of preaching, rightly to

consider the end for which it was designed. There are many who place

abundance of merit in going to church, although it be with no other

prospect but that of being well entertained, wherein if they happen to

fail, they return wholly disappointed. Hence it is become an impertinent

vein among people of all sorts to hunt after what they call a good

sermon, as if it were a matter of pastime and diversion. Our business,

alas! is quite another thing, either to learn, or, at least, be reminded

of our duty, to apply the doctrines delivered, compare the rules we hear

with our lives and actions, and find wherein we have transgressed. These

are the dispositions men should bring into the house of God, and then

they will be little concerned about the preacher's wit or eloquence, nor

be curious to enquire out his faults and infirmities, but consider how

to correct their own.

Another remedy against the contempt of preaching, is, that men would

consider, whether it be not reasonable to give more allowances for the

different abilities of preachers than they usually do; refinements of

style, and flights of wit, as they are not properly the business of any

preacher, so they cannot possibly be the talents of all. In most other

discourses, men are satisfied with sober sense and plain reason; and, as

understandings usually go, even that is not over frequent. Then why they

should be so over nice in expectation of eloquence,[2] where it is

neither necessary nor convenient, is hard to imagine.

[Footnote 2: Hawkesworth (1762 edit.) has "over nice and expecting for

sense"; but both the 4to and the 8vo of 1764 agree with Scott as above.

[T.S.]]

_Lastly:_ The scorners of preaching would do well to consider, that this

talent of ridicule, they value so much, is a perfection very easily

acquired, and applied to all things whatsoever; neither is anything at

all the worse, because it is capable of being perverted to burlesque:

Perhaps it may be the more perfect upon that score; since we know, the

most celebrated pieces have been thus treated with greatest success. It

is in any man's power to suppose a fool's cap on the wisest head, and

then laugh at his own supposition. I think there are not many things

cheaper than supposing and laughing; and if the uniting these two

talents can bring a thing into contempt, it is hard to know where it may

end.

_To conclude:_ These considerations may, perhaps, have some effect while

men are awake; but what arguments shall we use to the sleeper? What

methods shall we take to hold open his eyes? Will he be moved by

considerations of common civility? We know it is reckoned a point of

very bad manners to sleep in private company, when, perhaps, the tedious

impertinence of many talkers would render it at least as excusable as at

the dullest sermon. Do they think it a small thing to watch four hours

at a play, where all virtue and religion are openly reviled; and can

they not watch one half hour to hear them defended? Is this to deal like

a judge, (I mean like a good judge) to listen on one side of the cause,

and sleep on the other? I shall add but one word more: That this

indecent sloth is very much owing to that luxury and excess men usually

practise upon this day, by which half the service thereof is turned to

sin; men dividing the time between God and their bellies, when after a

gluttonous meal, their senses dozed and stupefied, they retire to God's

house to sleep out the afternoon. Surely, brethren, these things ought

not so to be.

"He that hath ears to hear, let him hear." And God give us all grace to

hear and receive His holy word to the salvation of our own souls.

***** ***** ***** ***** *****

APPENDIX I.

SWIFT'S REMARKS ON DR GIBBS'S PARAPHRASE OF THE PSALMS.

NOTE.

"THE following manuscript was literally copied from the printed original

found in the library of Dr. J. Swift, Dean of St Patrick's, Dublin, in

the year 1745. The marginal notes and parodies were written by the

Dean's own hand, except such as are distinguished with this mark [O/]

with which I am only chargeable. Witness my hand, this 25th day of

February, 1745. WILLIAM DUNKIN.

"N.B.--The original was by me presented to his excellency Philip Dormer

Stanhope, Earl of Chesterfield, lord lieutenant general and general

governor of Ireland. W.D."

The manuscript to which Dr. Dunkin refers is in the library of Trinity

College, Dublin. The present text is taken from a transcript which is at

the South Kensington Museum, and which appears to be the identical

transcript used by Nichols for his reprint in the quarto edition, vol.

xiv. At the end of this MS. is the following note:

"The above was written from the manuscript mentioned in the first page,

now in the hands of Nicholas Coyne, Esq., being the only copy in the

kingdom of Ireland; he having purchased the original, and

afterwards generously given it to his friend Dr. Dunkin, finding the

doctor extremely uneasy at the disappointment the Earl of Chesterfield

was like to meet with, as he had promised the earl to attend the

auction, and procure it for him at any price; and is now transcribed by

Neale Molloy, of Dublin, Esq'r, by the favour of the said Nicholas

Coyne, his brother-in-law; and sent by him to his kinsman, and dear

friend, Charles Molloy, of London, Esq're.

"_Dublin, 26th, of May_, 1748."

The "Epistle Dedicatory" to Princess Anne, in Dr. Gibbs's volume, has

also been annotated, chiefly by Dr. Dunkin; but as these are mostly too

filthy to be published, I have omitted the few notes by Swift,

which consist merely of marginalia corrections of words and a few

satirical interpolations of no great consequence. I have corrected Dr.

Gibbs's text by the original edition of his "Paraphrase" (1701). The

corrections were necessary, since the transcript could not be absolutely

relied on.

[T.S.]

APPENDIX I.

DR SWIFT'S REMARKS

On "The first Fifteen Psalms of David, translated into Lyric Verse:

Proposed as an Essay, supplying the Perspicuity and Coherence according

to the Modern Art of Poetry; not known to have been attempted before in

any Language. With a Preface containing some Observations of the great

and general Defectiveness of former Versions in Greek, Latin, and

English. By Dr. [James] Gibbs. London: printed by J. Mathews, for John

Hartley, over-against Gray's-Inn, in Holborn. MDCCI."

THE FIRST FIFTEEN PSALMS, TRANSLATED INTO

ENGLISH VERSE.

DR GIBBS. DR SWIFT.

I. PSALM OF DAVID, (1) (1)I warn the reader that

_Comparing the different state of the this is a lie, both here

righteous and the wicked, both in this and all over the book;

and the next world._ for these are not Psalms

of David, but of Dr.

Gibbs.

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