KENSINGTON GARDENS.

(_IN THE SUMMER EVENINGS, AFTER EIGHT._)

_As they are, always._--Closed. Within, a solitary policeman, moping.

Without, the jaded citizens, gasping on a dusty road, and gazing

through the iron railings at the cool groves within. A mile away, or

nearer, some military bands (paid--by whom?--no matter--ultimately by

tax-payers, who don't get much for their money), bored to death for

lack of work, and any number of charitable institutions spending half

their funds in advertising for more.

_As they might be, sometimes._--Open. At the gate energetic policemen

taking the shillings of eager citizens who crowd in to sit and smoke

in the cool groves, lighted by inexpensive Chinese lanterns, and to

listen to the music of the military bands, now alert, cheerful and

occupied. Scattered through the cool groves a few energetic, but

unobtrusive, policemen, seeing that everyone behaves as quietly as at

the Fisheries or the Healtheries. And (the next morning) any number

of charitable institutions receiving the shillings thus virtuously and

profitably spent.

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