SYLLOGISMS OF THE STUMP.

(_SELECTED--AND CONDENSED--FROM RECENT PLATFORM "ARGUMENTS."_)

There is no principle, no precedent, no reason why, if the majority

desire anything, a Legislative sanction should not be given to their

decision.

The majority in Ireland desire Home Rule.

Therefore, it would be an outrage to the minority to give Legislative

sanction to that desire.

[Illustration: Going to the Country with a Cry.]

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The influence of Women in politics must be elevating and refining.

That influence can be most effectively and legitimately exercised by

and through possession of the Electoral Franchise.

Therefore it would unsex and degrade women to give them the

Parliamentary vote.

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It is useless to receive a deputation (say, upon Eight Hours' Day

legislation) unless you "mean business" in that matter.

_I_ do not mean business in that matter--at present.

Therefore I shall be delighted to receive the deputation.

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Liberal Legislation is bad for the country.

The present Government has successfully accomplished more Liberal

Legislation than any of its predecessors.

Therefore the country should vote for the present Government.

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The Gladstone Government of 1880 made many serious mistakes.

_I_ was a leading Member of that Government.

Therefore you cannot go wrong in following me now.

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Mr. C. made a slashing attack on Lord R., and addressed to him certain

awkward questions and posing arguments to which he is bound to attempt

an answer.

Lord R. made a dashing rejoinder to Mr. C., and devoted the whole of

his speech to answering Mr. C.'s questions and arguments.

Therefore Lord R. showed bad taste and temper, and wasted his own time

and the public's.

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