Mike—“Begorra, an’ I had to go thru the woods the other night where Casey
was murdered last year an’ that they say is haunted, an’, bedad, I walked
backward the whole way.”
Pat—“An’ what for wuz we after doin’ that?”
Mike—“Faith, man, so that I could see if anything wuz comin’ up behind
me.”
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Mrs. Murphy: “I want to see some mirrors.”
Shopwalker: “Hand mirrors, Madam?”
Mrs. Murphy: “No. Some that you can see your face in.”
* * * * *
Patrick—“Will you marry me?”
Intended:—“Yes, darlin’.”
“Darlin’, why don’t you say something.”
Patrick:—“Oi’ve said too much already.”
* * * * *
Mike—Yus, poor Sullivan is dead. He hadn’t got an enemy in the world.
Pat—What did he die of?
Mike—Oh; he wur killed in a foight.
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