In the Nordheim community and the entire surrounding country Reb

Shemayah enjoyed the highest possible reputation. He was universally

loved, respected, revered. And right well did he deserve his high

repute, for a character of such singular purity, sweetness, and nobility

belongs to the rare things of earth. He was profoundly and exceptionally

devout, even for those days when piety and religious strictness were

usual and ordinary in Israel. The Torah, the divine law, he considered

God’s most precious gift to mankind, and Israel’s mission he held to be

to practice this law and to show its excellence to the world; and by

lives of utmost virtue and beneficence to be _mekaddesh Ha-Shem_,

_i.e._, to sanctify the name, and to bring honor and glory to Him whose

servants were thus righteous and good. He lived up to his ideal, and his

life thus became one long record of kindly words and noble deeds. Jews

and Gentiles alike had in him a sincere friend and a trustworthy

counsellor, and were equally glad to seek his wise counsel and ready

assistance in their hour of need or distress. The Schnorrers had in him

a particularly warm sympathizer, so that, after his death, they lamented

that Nordheim, although charitable beyond the average, had lost its halo

of glory in their eyes. He always believed any tale of woe told him by a

suppliant stranger and never wearied of assisting, for the thought of

deceit or fraud never entered his guileless mind. The learned wanderer

had his especial sympathy, and he would always welcome such a one right

royally to his home and listen with kindliest interest to his erudite

comments on Biblical or Talmudic passages or new solutions of old

difficulties; and after entertaining him with unstinted generosity,

would dismiss him laden with blessings in substantial form.

It was not because Reb Shemayah was wealthy that he was able to do all

these things, by merely sparing a little from his abundance. On the

contrary, he gave thus liberally as a matter of principle, of religious

duty, and his charitable gifts often involved great sacrifices on his

part. During the greater part of his life he lived in rather straitened

circumstances, and rigid economy was necessarily the strict rule of his

household. His entire fortune had gone to the purchase of his

_Bauerngut_; and as he was neither a trained agriculturist nor a keen

business man, his finances might have fallen into great disorder but for

the iron rule he had set up for himself, and from which he never

deviated, never to contract debts which he could not see his way clear

to pay. In addition to his ordinary difficulties he met with several

misfortunes, which would have sufficed to break down the courage of an

ordinary man; but his sublime faith enabled him to bear all these trials

cheerfully and resignedly, and, like Rabbi Nahum of old, he would repeat

whenever any tribulation came upon him: “This also is for good.”

A striking illustration of this trait was given after he had been for

quite some years actively engaged in his chosen vocation, had found his

chosen life partner, and had already a family of several daughters. In

the middle of a bitter winter night a fire suddenly broke out in Reb

Shemayah’s dwelling; and, quickly assuming dimensions which rendered it

impossible to check it, the family were driven forth half-clad into the

icy night. The house was burned to the ground and hardly anything of its

contents was saved, but the barn had escaped, and there Reb Shemayah and

his nearly frozen wife and family found refuge. There, too, his wife,

Perla by name, who had for some time been expecting the advent of a

little stranger, gave birth to a beautiful black-eyed boy, the first

male child. It was a heartrending conjuncture. His home a mass of

smoking ruins in the intense cold of a Bavarian mountain winter, nothing

saved but a few quilts and articles of clothing, his family huddled

together for refuge in a barn, through the chinks of whose wooden walls

the chill blasts blew keenly; and most heartrending of all—to see his

dear wife forced to undergo, under such circumstances, the pains and

dangers of childbirth. It was a situation which would have broken the

courage or destroyed the faith of another man. But Reb Shemayah lifted

his eyes to heaven, and in all sincerity and truth uttered the words: “I

thank Thee, O Master of the universe, for Thou art good. With one hand

Thou smitest, but with the other Thou healest. Thou hast destroyed my

habitation, but Thou hast also fulfilled the prayer of my heart and

given me a son.” And, indeed, the terror and the suffering were soon

over. Kind Jewish neighbors hastened to open their homes to the

afflicted family. Neither mother nor child was any the worse for the

harsh exposure, and the black-eyed boy became subsequently the Uncle

Koppel, whose hospitality I enjoyed. If anything in the whole incident

distressed Reb Shemayah keenly, it was the necessity of accepting, if

even temporarily, the assistance of others. Himself ever ready to assist

the needy, he entertained an intense aversion to receiving himself such

assistance.

Though Reb Shemayah was, as we have seen, an ethically noble and exalted

character, he was by no means gloomy or austere. On the contrary, he was

natural and unaffected in his ways, accessible to every one, dearly fond

of a joke, and a capital story-teller. Despite his readiness to accept

as true tales of distress, he was, nevertheless, an excellent

psychologist, and had no difficulty in thoroughly reading the characters

and motives of those with whom he was thrown into contact. This ability

once enabled him to baffle an attempt which was made to victimize and

blackmail him, and to turn it into a humorous triumph for him.

Nordheim, as regards the majority of its inhabitants, was an intensely

Catholic village. The feasts and fasts of the church were celebrated

there with great pomp and unction, and the numerous religious

processions were particularly solemn and, according to rural standards,

magnificent. In these the Jewish inhabitants, of course, took no part,

and, indeed, usually remained secluded in their houses during their

continuance. For this there were several reasons. The Jews being, from

the Catholic standpoint, heretics and unbelievers, were _eo ipso_

excluded from participation in these Christian solemnities; and their

presence in the streets on such occasions was apt, even in these more

tolerant times, to rouse the slumbering embers of religious animosity

and bigotry. Besides, the Jews themselves, warm adherents of their own

monotheistic creed, would rather have suffered martyrdom than to have

participated in practices which they looked upon as closely akin to

idolatrous.

Shortly after Reb Shemayah had become a Nordheim peasant and citizen,

the village priest who happened at the time to be presiding over the

spiritual affairs of the community conceived what appeared to him a most

brilliant idea, by means of which he believed he could press a

substantial contribution out of the learned and pious new Jewish

householder. A great holiday of the church was approaching—the indulgent

reader will kindly excuse the author for his ignorance of Catholic

theology, which prevents him from specifically stating which one it

was—of the celebration of which a particularly great and splendid

procession was the leading feature. In this procession substantially all

the Gentile villagers took part, and at its head a splendid effigy of

the crucified one was borne. The office of carrying the image was

performed by a citizen especially selected by the priest and burgomaster

conjointly with the council; and to be chosen for this duty was deemed a

high honor, and was eagerly coveted by the good Christian burghers of

Nordheim. Our priest’s idea was as follows: The honor of carrying the

image should be bestowed, with flattering words and honeyed compliments,

upon Reb Shemayah as a prominent and universally respected citizen of

the village. Of course the cunning ecclesiastic did not seriously mean

that Reb Shemayah should actually perform the office, for it was

entirely out of the question that any Jew, however worthy, should

actually take a leading part in the solemn ceremonies of the church; but

our worthy theologian knew well that the aversion of the Jews to

participating in such observances was even greater than the

disinclination of the Christians to permit them so to do, and he had no

fear that Reb Shemayah would, under any circumstances, consent. What he

imagined would happen was that Reb Shemayah, on being informed of his

selection for the honorable task of image-bearer, would decline the

honor on the ground that his religion did not permit him to participate

in such functions; and when he would be further informed that it was not

possible for a citizen to refuse an honor to which he had been duly

appointed by the constituted authorities, would beg and implore to be

let off, and would finally offer a good round sum to be released. This

sum, after various difficulties and objections, would be graciously

accepted as a mark of special favor, and thus the little comedy would

find a pleasant and profitable end. Filled with this splendid idea for

“spoiling the Egyptians” this time in the form of a Hebrew, the priest

hastened to the burgomaster and confided his plan to him. That worthy,

also, not at all averse to having a little innocent sport and gaining

some filthy lucre from the unbelieving Jew, at once gave the plan his

most hearty approval, and it was resolved to put it forthwith into

execution. Accordingly Reb Shemayah was astounded that evening, when

sitting in his room resting after the labors of the day, to hear first a

resounding knock with the old-fashioned knocker on his front door and

afterward from the lips of his Perla, who had gone to answer the

summons, and who returned with an expression of amazement not unmingled

with anxiety upon her face, the words, “The priest and the burgomaster

are here and desire to see you.”

Reb Shemayah at once felt that this visit betokened something unusual.

He had often met and conversed with the priest and the burgomaster,

singly and together; the one and the other had also been casually within

his four walls, but neither had ever visited him formally, and this

special visit by the two leading men of the village together he knew

must have some particular and unusual reason. He at once determined to

reflect ripely on whatever proposition they should make him, and to act

upon it in accordance with his best judgment and wisdom. He rose and

received them with great politeness; and after they had seated

themselves, in accordance with his request, he inquired to what he owed

the distinguished honor of their visit. The priest, in view of the

deference due to his holy calling, acted as spokesman and explained the

mission which had brought them thither.

“We have come, dear Reb Shemayah,” he said, “as a deputation from the

church and secular community of Nordheim, to show you how free from

prejudice or bigotry our village is, and in particular how greatly we

love and honor you. You know, of course, that it is a fixed rule with us

never to confer any of the honors connected with the rites and

ceremonies of our holy church upon any one but a true believer, in full

communion with and good standing in the church; but so greatly do we

love and esteem you that we have resolved for your sake to depart from

this time-honored and otherwise invariable rule, and to honor you as

greatly as we would the best of our true Christian burghers. We have

therefore come as a delegation to inform you that you have been selected

for the high and solemn office of bearing the Holy Image at the great

procession of ——mas next, and at the same time to congratulate you upon

this rare honor, which has never yet been attained by any Jew.” Reb

Shemayah listened to this smooth speech with external calmness, but with

the most violent internal agitation. The priest had understood well his

true feelings. His very blood ran cold at the thought of the proffered

_honor_(?). What! he, the scion of a long line of martyrs who had died

at the stake rather than prove recreant to the command thundered forth

amid Sinai’s flames, “Thou shalt not make unto thyself any graven image,

or any likeness of anything which is in the heaven above, or in the

earth beneath, or in the waters beneath the earth; thou shalt not bow

down to them nor worship them”; from whose dying lips had issued the

cry, “Hear, O Israel, the Lord our God, the Lord is One”—he should march

in the procession of an alien cult and himself bear an image for the

idolatrous adoration of the multitude! He felt his very soul sicken at

the thought. But his keen mind and his shrewd, intuitive perception of

the fitness of things helped him out of his difficulty. He missed the

note of sincerity in the priest’s smooth words; he noticed that neither

his demeanor nor that of his companion, the burgomaster, was exactly

such as is characteristic of persons desiring to confer honor upon

another; besides, he knew full well how utterly contrary to all Catholic

rule and precedent it was to permit heretics to participate in church

ceremonials, and he could not conceive that an exception should be made

for him, and in a flash the whole devious machinations were revealed to

him, and he realized that it was only a cunningly thought-out plot to

extort money from him as the price of exemption. He resolved to baffle

the ingenious scheme with equal ingenuity, and to give the plotters no

opportunity to narrate later on, with vociferous hilarity, how shrewdly

they had victimized and blackmailed the Jew. His first step was to

express his sense of unworthiness of the proffered honor. “I feel

greatly honored, indeed,” he said, “by this proof of the esteem in which

my fellow-burghers hold me; but how can I accept such a distinction? I

am only a young citizen. There are others, older and better known than

I; besides I am not even of your faith. I am a Jew whom you deem an

unbeliever; and how, then, can I aspire to an honor which should be

conferred only upon a true and undoubted co-religionist of your own?”

“We have considered these things well, Reb Shemayah,” said the priest;

“and you need not hesitate to accept the honor on account of them. If we

esteem you so much that we are willing to overlook them, surely you need

not be troubled on that score at all.”

“But surely you know,” said Reb Shemayah, “that my religion also forbids

me to take part in such ceremonies. Judaism teaches me that the

fundamental ideas which you solemnly proclaim by your processions and

other such observances are not true; and I may not lend my countenance

to them by participating personally in services held in recognition and

affirmation of them. It is not lawful for me, as a Jew, to adore an

image, or to assist in its adoration by others. I am sorry; but, while

appreciating, indeed, the high honor you would bestow upon me, I feel

that I must decline it as not suitable to one of my faith.”

“My dear Reb Shemayah,” said the priest in a somewhat harsher manner,

while the burgomaster sustained him with a threatening shake of the

head, “I am sorry to hear you speak thus. Permit me to say that your

words are displeasing, not to say offensive. To decline on such grounds

the distinguished honor offered you is to scoff at our holy faith; is,

indeed, to insult our entire Christian community here in Nordheim.

Furthermore, let me remind you that it is a matter of civic obligation,

and that it is not feasible for a citizen to decline the honors or

refuse the functions which the community may see fit to confer upon him.

If such were permitted, our civic honors might go begging and all

authority would fall into contempt. You have been selected, as an

honored citizen, to take a leading part in a great public ceremony, and

it is expected that as a loyal burgher you will overlook your religious

scruples and perform your public duty. Both as a Jew, who needs to live

in peace with the inhabitants of other faiths, and as a true citizen of

this community, we expect, nay we insist, that you will at once declare

your willingness to perform the duty assigned to you by the constituted

authorities of the community.”

These words made a deep and evident impression upon Reb Shemayah. He was

visibly agitated. The choice the priest had given him was a hard one.

Either recreancy to his so ardently loved faith, or the disfavor of his

fellow-townsmen, and perhaps punishment as a scoffer at the established

religion, or a contumacious rejector of civic honors.

The priest and burgomaster gazed at him with triumphant eyes, thinking

in their hearts that now they had the Jew on his knees, and that

presently he would be begging and pleading for mercy, and offering to do

anything or give any amount if only they would release him from the

dreaded and abhorred “honor.” The priest was already considering the

amount he should ask as the condition of release; and the burgomaster,

foreseeing that the unselfish (?) disciple of other-worldliness would

want the lion’s share, was resolving in his mind that he would insist on

a fair and equitable division of the spoils, share and share alike. But

Reb Shemayah had prepared a little surprise for them.

“Your reverence,” he said when the priest had concluded his remarks, “I

beg your pardon for my hasty words, uttered without a true comprehension

of the importance of the privilege bestowed upon me. Your lucid

explanation has fully convinced me that I was in the wrong. I see now

that it is my duty as a good citizen to accept with gratitude any duty

which the community may assign to me, even if it does not agree with my

religion. I accept, therefore, the honor you have conferred upon me, and

I desire you to express my thanks to the worthy councilmen for the high

privilege which I have received at their hands.”

It was the turn now of the priest and the burgomaster to be agitated.

They could hardly believe their ears. Reb Shemayah, the Jew, the

heretic, to be the leading figure in the great——mas procession! The

thought was horrifying. They realized that their brilliant plan had

failed, that the Jew had triumphed, that they had gotten themselves into

a pretty pickle out of which they would have vast trouble to extricate

themselves; for, of course, Reb Shemayah had not been really invited by

the councilmen, and the matter had never been even broached to them by

the cunning schemers. They were beaten, disconcerted, crushed. Worst of

all, they had to dissemble, to pretend that they were delighted.

“Do I understand you, then, Reb Shemayah,” said the priest, suppressing

by a great effort his discomfiture, and forcing his countenance to

assume a pleased expression, “you are willing to accept the honor and

will bear the image at the procession?” “Yes, your reverence,” answered

Reb Shemayah. “Your eloquence has convinced me and induced me to do so.”

“Such being the case,” answered the priest, “we may consider the matter

settled and will now bid you good-by.” The priest and burgomaster

thereupon took their departure. When they were gone, the members of Reb

Shemayah’s household, who had heard with amazement, not unmixed with

horror, his declaration of willingness to bear the image, besieged him

with questions as to how it was possible for him to think of such a

thing. But Reb Shemayah only smiled and answered not a word. In the

meanwhile the priest and the burgomaster had a heated and angry

discussion. Each blamed the other for the extremely embarrassing

position in which they were placed; but the priest smarted most under

the reproaches of his colleague in iniquity, for the fact was

indisputable that the plot had originated with him, and it was

particularly mortifying to him, as a man of presumably superior wisdom,

to have committed such an egregious blunder, and to be in danger of

ignominious exposure. The upshot of their debate was that Reb Shemayah

must be induced to change his mind and withdraw his acceptance of the

impossible honor which they had tendered him, and that knowledge of

their scheme, and the manner in which it had been frustrated, must be

kept from the councilmen and the people in general.

But who should undertake the difficult and unpleasant task of

undeceiving Reb Shemayah, a task which, they clearly foresaw, would

involve confession of their guilty purpose and practically throwing

themselves on the mercy of the Jew, whom they had deliberately plotted

to torture and plunder, and who had so cleverly turned the tables upon

them? Each desired the other to undertake the disagreeable mission; but

finally the burgomaster yielded to the urgent pleadings of the

humiliated cleric and consented to visit Reb Shemayah and endeavor to

alter his unexpected resolution. Accordingly at a very early hour the

following morning—the burgomaster called intentionally so early in order

to forestall any attempt of Reb Shemayah to disseminate the news of the

distinction he had received—the burgomaster appeared again in Reb

Shemayah’s dwelling. Our friend was not in the least surprised to see

the burgomaster; in fact, he had expected that either he or the priest

would appear, but expressed, as in duty bound, great astonishment at his

early visit.

“To what do I owe the honor of this very early call, good friend

burgomaster?” he said, with voice and countenance expressive of

surprise. “Is there any other service, perhaps, which the community

requires of me?”

“No, good friend Shemayah,” said the burgomaster, with halting voice and

embarrassed manner; for, in good truth, he felt very cheap indeed. “In

fact, I have come to tell you that his reverence, the priest, and I

discussed the matter of your acting as image-bearer on our way back from

your house last evening, and we came to the conclusion that we had not

given enough consideration to your Jewish prejudices; and that we really

ought not to insist on your performing an act which is against your

conscience. I have, therefore, come to tell you that you are released

from the function for which we had selected you, and that you need not

act as image-bearer.”

“Aha,” thought Reb Shemayah, “so this is the direction from which the

wind blows! Well, you shall not get off so easy. You and your reverend

companion must first be taught a little lesson of consideration for the

feelings of others, and be discouraged from similar financial ventures

in the future.” Then he spoke aloud and in a tone of the utmost courtesy

and deference to the burgomaster. “I thank you, most worthy burgomaster,

for the delicacy and consideration for my conscientious scruples which

your words display, and which are no doubt felt also by his reverence,

the priest. But I have also reflected well on the matter, and I shall

ask no special privilege as a Jew. As his reverence so well explained

last night, it is a matter of civic obligation; and I do not wish, as a

Jew, to shirk any civic duty, or to have it said that my co-religionists

are unwilling to perform any task which the state imposes upon them. I

do not ask, therefore, for any exemption, but shall cheerfully perform

the task assigned me, and appreciate greatly the honor which I have

received in being selected for such a function.”

The face of our worthy burgomaster was a sight to behold during the

delivery of these words, and his feelings would beggar description. He

was a picture of limp despair, of utter dismay and dejection. He saw

clearly that there was no other escape from the predicament than to make

a clean breast of it, which he accordingly resolved to do. It is

unnecessary to enter here into all the details of conversation, to

repeat the faltering words of the confused and embarrassed burgomaster,

and the indignant outbursts of virtuous wrath on the part of Reb

Shemayah. Suffice it to say, that the burgomaster made an abject

confession of the whole despicable plot, and begged Reb Shemayah to have

consideration with him and his companion in guilt and not bring disgrace

on them both; which Reb Shemayah, after his first outburst of wrath had

subsided, consented to do, but only on condition that the priest, as the

instigator of the plot, should visit him and personally ask his pardon.

Both conspirators were glad enough to settle the affair in this way. The

priest appeared before Reb Shemayah the following evening with an humble

apology, which the latter accepted, but not until he had read the

abashed cleric a good lesson on the moral aspects of the priestly

vocation, and on the duty of respecting the feelings and scruples of

those who do not think as we do. Nothing ever became officially known of

the episode, but the facts leaked out somehow, as facts of this kind

have a way of doing, and became the common talk of the village for a

considerable time. The incident caused Reb Shemayah to be looked upon in

a somewhat different light than hitherto. He had previously enjoyed the

reputation of rectitude and piety; after this he acquired a name for

shrewdness and wit, so that the phrases, “shrewd as Reb Shemayah,”

“sharp as Reb Shemayah” vied in popularity in Nordheimer speech with the

other phrases, “good as Reb Shemayah” and “pious as Reb Shemayah.”

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