And thus this good and noble man lived his allotted tale of years in his

rustic home, respected and loved; yes, revered by all. As the French

king said, “_L’Etat, c’est moi_,” so Reb Shemayah could have said had he

been egotistical enough to have thought of such a thing, “The Nordheim

_Kehillah_; I am it.” He was the one dominant, overshadowing figure in

the whole Nordheim community; so that Nordheim became known as the place

where Reb Shemayah lived. And Nordheim people, when away from home and

stating whence they came, would often hear in comment the words, “Oh,

that is where Reb Shemayah lives.” Some of the less appreciative members

of the congregation resented slightly this preëminence, which was shared

by no one except Reb Shemayah’s excellent wife, Perla. Indeed, the

story-teller of the congregation, who was also the communal wag and

humorist, suggested that as Reb Shemayah was equivalent to the whole

_Kehillah_, the text of the _Yekum Purkan_ prayer, in which the

blessings of heaven are implored on Sabbath mornings for the

congregation, should be altered so as to restrict the benediction to Reb

Shemayah and his worthy spouse. He actually proposed a new wording with

that purpose in view, which, as it is not devoid of a certain wit and

may be interesting to those acquainted with the synagogue ritual, I

shall not refrain from giving in this place.

_Yekum purkan min Shemaya

Für die Perla und Reb Shemayah

In Nordheim vor der Rhön,

Ve-Nomar Omain._

Translated, this composition, a _mixtum compositum_ of Chaldaic and

Jewish-German, runs thus:

My salvation arise from heaven,

For Perla and Reb Shemayah,

In Nordheim before the Rhön,

And let us say, Amen.

But these rebellious murmurings did not dim even in the slightest degree

the brilliant radiance of Reb Shemayah’s reputation for learning, piety,

and benevolence. Ably seconded by his beloved Perla, who was on her part

also a model of olden Jewish wifely virtues, God-fearing, modest, hard

working, and tenderhearted, and who suffered from lack of recognition

solely through being eclipsed by the incomparable and exceptional merit

of her husband, he maintained an ideal home in which the traditional

principles of patriarchal authority and filial devotion, of strictness

tempered by gentleness and love, and of constant inculcation of lofty

ethical precepts were undeviatingly maintained. And when this gentle and

truly pious pair were laid away to rest—as they were within a few brief

days of each other—in the little Eternal House in Willmars on the other

side of the hill, tears flowed from the eyes of the many hundreds who

had followed them to their last resting-place; and all felt that the

words of the rabbis in the Talmud were but too true: “When the truly

righteous are departed from a place, gone is its glory, gone its

radiance, gone its splendor.”

Yes, Reb Shemayah was the crowning glory of Nordheim’s history, his

life-time the golden age in the pages of its annals. And therefore we

shall glance but briefly at some of the other whimsical or touching

figures that lived and moved and had their being within its ancient

walls. There was old Eliezer, who was always praying, because he thought

it a sinful misuse of human speech to apply it to any other use than to

the worship of the Maker. He always restricted his worldly remarks to

the briefest possible compass, and was never known to grow angry at any

one except on one occasion. Then it was the writer’s sainted mother, at

the time a little girl of a lively and humorous disposition, who had the

misfortune to arouse his ire, and even to receive a slap from his holy

hand. That happened in this wise. Eliezer had no sons, but two daughters

who bore the appellations respectively of Simchah and Glueck, the

signification whereof in the English idiom is “joy” and “good fortune.”

These two daughters, contrary to the usual lot of the Jewish maidens of

Nordheim, remained unmarried for a long time, so that at last they

entered into that state most hateful even to-day in our age of “bachelor

girls,” but doubly hateful then, old maidenhood. Finally Simchah

succeeded in becoming betrothed to a very worthy man. Eliezer was

overjoyed; but Glueck, although outwardly joyous, was, naturally enough,

more than a little jealous and displeased. At this juncture mother,

peace to her soul, chanced to meet old Eliezer when returning from the

synagogue, where the happy event had been announced and the young couple

duly blessed and, yielding to a momentary mischievous impulse, accosted

him thus: “_Mazzol tov_, Eliezer! I suppose your Glueck must have a

great _Simchah_ that your Simchah has such a _Glueck_.” The joke was

good; but Eliezer did not appreciate humor, and a slap was the reward of

this humorous effort. Eliezer not only spoke little at any time, but on

Sabbath he eschewed the vulgar vernacular altogether and would only

speak Hebrew, which language he alone considered suitable, as the holy

tongue for the holy day. But as he was anything but a Hebrew scholar,

the results of his efforts at restoring to colloquial use the idiom of

ancient Canaan I will leave to the imagination of the reader.

Then there was Asher, the _Chazan_, who was not really the Chazan or

official precentor of the synagogue, but a hard-working merchant in a

small way, who supported himself and his family by untiring and

unceasing labor and industry, but who was called Chazan because of his

remarkable knowledge of the traditional melodies of the German-Jewish

ritual. These melodies he could chant with much skill and a pleasant

voice; and his rendition of the services was so well liked by the

members of the congregation that they did not hesitate to say that Asher

“was a better Chazan than the Chazan.” Asher was a pleasant and friendly

individual altogether; but if one wished to gain his particular and

undying gratitude, there was no better way of doing so than by

communicating to him some new _niggun_ or Hebrew melody. It was my good

fortune to communicate to him some of the more modern synagogue chants

which I had heard in America, and which he, in his isolated village

life, had never had occasion to hear; and I do not doubt but he

remembers me gratefully to this day. Asher and his two brothers were

_Cohanim_—that is to say, of Aaronitic or priestly descent. As such it

was their prerogative, and that of their sons, to pronounce the

threefold benediction over the congregation on holidays; and it was

touching, indeed, to listen to their solemn and melodious rendition of

the ancient chant, and to notice the dignity and earnestness with which

they prepared to perform their traditional function. To gaze at them

while chanting the benediction was not permitted.

Then there was Isaac, the _Schlemihl_, a well-meaning, earnest

struggler, but a perfect type of the _Schlemihl_ or Jewish

ne’er-do-well, upon whose undertakings no blessing ever seemed to

descend. He worked harder, probably, than any three other members of the

Kehillah; but in his hands the fairest projects seemed to receive a

blight, and the most promising business ventures turned to wormwood and

ashes, to apples of Sodom and grapes of bitterness. But the Schlemihl,

perfectly useless though he was to himself and his family, had one very

evident purpose in the scheme of life, namely, to open the hearts of his

brethren to impulses of kindness and benevolence. They certainly acted

toward him in the most sympathetic and brotherly manner, and permitted

neither him nor his family to suffer. At the time of my arrival in

Nordheim, Isaac had just managed, through one of his usual transactions,

to lose all he had, and to have his house, which he had received as part

of the dowry of his wife, seized in satisfaction of his debts. But the

Nordheim Kehillah, assisted by some benevolent friends from other

places, paid off his debts, redeemed the house, and furnished him with a

certain amount of capital with which to begin life anew. For safety’s

sake the Kehillah retained the title in the house; for, as Uncle Koppel

said to me in confidence, “We might otherwise have to buy the house

every year.”

A peculiarly interesting character was David the horse-dealer, a jovial,

hale fellow, handsome too, and tall and strong as a lion, a very “mighty

man in Israel.” He was a stanch friend and reliable, and could be

depended upon to go through thick and thin for one who had once gained

his friendship. But David had one weakness, not unnatural, perhaps, in

those of his vocation. He knew no scruples of conscience in regard to

transactions in horseflesh; and some of his achievements in that line

had been, if report spoke truly, to say the least, extremely

venturesome. Thus he was credited with having once sold a Prussian major

who prided himself on his expert knowledge of the equine species, a

horse with only three hoofs. The manner in which David was said to have

done the trick was as follows: The deal took place in midwinter, when

the ground was covered with snow to the depth of a foot or more. The

horse was a fine animal, coal black and of handsome form, except that

the left front hoof was lacking. David led the horse out of the stable;

and as it stood in the deep snow before the Prussian major, who was

critically examining it through his eyeglasses, the absence of the hoof

was not noticeable. He then put it through its paces, cracking his whip

furiously, so that the horse leaped and dashed in a most fiery manner,

and the absence of the hoof was again not noticeable. The major was

charmed with the fire and grace of the animal, bought and paid for it at

once, and ordered it to be sent to his quarters. It is said that the

major was furious later, not so much on account of the money loss, but

because he, the expert, had been so neatly duped, and because he had no

legal remedy against David. Had David put a false hoof in place of the

lacking member, he would have been liable to a heavy penalty for fraud;

but he had not done so, and had made no false representation. And

therefore the major not only had no case against him, but could not even

demand the cancellation of the sale. Thus the story for whose veracity I

will not guarantee. But, however weak David’s conscience may have been

in matters of horsetrading, his conduct otherwise merited no reproach

and he was well liked.

Many were the estimable and lovable characters in Nordheim’s Kehillah,

and I cannot attempt to describe or even mention them all. Of Uncle

Koppel and Aunt Caroline I have already spoken. Uncle Koppel was a

typical Jewish _Baal-Ha-Bayith_, or householder, a business man of

probity, whose word was as good as his bond, a faithful worshipper at

the altar of Israel’s God, and a worthy upholder, by character, if not

by learning, of the reputation of Reb Shemayah, his father. Aunt

Caroline was a true mother in Israel, loyal, conscientious, and devout.

Their able sons and charming dark-eyed daughters were imbued with their

spirit, and together they formed an ideal household. Nor must I forget

Aunt Gella, the only other child of Reb Shemayah who had remained in the

native village, a woman of noble parts, who, had her lot been cast

somewhere else in the great world, might have played an important part

in history. Her noble brow, which emerged so modestly from the recesses

of her _Scheitel_ and her mild and clear blue eyes, showed her the

possessor of a strong and well-developed intellect; and her wise and

well-considered conversation showed that the reality corresponded to the

indications. Her heart was as warm and good and her spirit as firm and

courageous as her mind was keen and clear; and she was, so to speak, the

combined oracle and Lady Bountiful of the village. Was any female or,

for that matter, any male villager in trouble, in want of counsel or

help, she or he would direct her or his steps to the neat cottage in the

Long Street where dwelt Aunt Gella, and there would find counsel or

comfort, or whatever help was required. A plague of dysentery came once

upon the village, and then it was that Aunt Gella showed herself the

veritable angel of help. While it continued she hardly ate or drank or

slept or changed her clothes. She worked with tireless energy at her

mission of mercy, going from house to house among the afflicted ones,

bringing the right medicine to one, the right food to the other, and

money to the third. Dear Aunt Gella: methinks I see her sweet, mild face

now, and hear the words of blessing with which peasant and Jew mentioned

her name. And besides those whom I have mentioned, there were dozens of

householders in which piety, probity, and loving kindness were the

constantly practised rule of life.

Yes, Nordheim, I loved thee well, and I love thy memory. I loved thee

for thy simplicity, for thy natural goodness, for the true and

unpretentious way in which thou didst lay stress upon that which is pure

and noble, and didst reject that which is base and vile in human life;

for the picture which thou didst show me of the beautifying and

sanctifying effect of a simple, sincere, and honest Judaism, simply and

sincerely lived. Thou wast one of the forces which did lead me to love

and uphold the Torah, and to cleave to the faith which my and thy

ancestors received at Sinai from Sinai’s God.

Oh, that this tale of thee might work likewise upon the hearts of others

like me, children of an unbelieving and irreverent age, and stir them to

love for Israel’s God and devotion to Israel’s sacred heritage!

THE LITTLE HORSERADISH WOMAN.

How many of my readers know the little horseradish woman? Many, I have

no doubt, are more or less acquainted with her; and those who are not

can make her acquaintance without any difficulty. Almost any afternoon

and late into the evening, except on Sabbaths or Jewish holidays, she

may be found at her post in one of the blocks of upper Third Avenue, New

York, standing behind her improvised little table, industriously rubbing

away at her acrid merchandise, with only occasional pauses to wipe away

with the corner of her snow-white apron the tears which her lachrymose

occupation forces from her eyes, or to give customers extraordinarily

liberal portions of her finished product. The size of the portions she

sells is quite astonishing to the customer; but the little horseradish

woman is scrupulously honest in matters of weight and measure, of mine

and thine, and would not think of giving less.

[Illustration:

THE LITTLE HORSERADISH WOMAN

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Her tears, too, are quite remarkable. Indeed, I believe that horseradish

tears have not been appreciated as they should be, for they are a

species entirely _sui generis_, and not to be confused with any other

tears that are shed on earth. Ordinary, every-day tears indicate sorrow

and produce weakness; crocodile tears indicate hypocrisy and produce

disgust; but horseradish tears are born of industry, and their offspring

are energy and good-humor. Such, at least, is the case with our little

horseradish woman; for, no sooner has she wiped away one of her

periodical outbursts of tears, than she begins to rub away again with

the utmost energy and the best humor in the world. My observation of the

tears the horseradish woman sheds has made me their confirmed admirer. I

have no liking for the lachrymose ebullitions of love-lorn maidens, of

snivelling swains, or of wheezing or wheedling Pecksniffs. Give me

horseradish tears; they are the honestest, cheerfullest—I had almost

said—manliest tears in the world.

Our horseradish woman is known by various names. Some call her “the old

Rebecca”; others, desiring to speak more formally or respectfully, refer

to her as “old Mrs. Levy”; but the appellation by which she is most

widely and popularly known is _das Meerrettich Weible_—the little

horseradish woman. It makes no difference, however, by what designation

she is known, she is popular under them all; for the little horseradish

woman is liked. Some like her for her courage in toiling so constantly

and industriously, and supporting herself at her advanced age; others

like her because of her unfailing cheeriness and good-humor; others,

again, because of her simple, trustful faith and earnest piety, for the

little horseradish woman is more than usually religious, and is to be

found in the synagogue, not only on Sabbaths and holidays, but also at

the early morning and evening services on week-days, and is one of the

most attentive listeners to the rabbi when he expounds the Sedrah on

Sabbath mornings, or “learns Shiur” on Sabbath afternoons or week-day

evenings.

It is a truly pleasing picture which the little horseradish woman

presents when she stands at her post ready for business. Her regular and

refined features, of the familiar Jewish type, are, it is true, worn and

wrinkled, and the hair which peeps out from under the cloth band and the

old-fashioned bonnet which surmount her head is whitened by the seventy

or more winters which have passed over her; but the light of

intelligence, of benevolence, and of pure and refined sentiments shines

in her countenance and makes it singularly attractive. Her clothing is

of the plainest. She wears a dress of some simple, dark material and

over it a long, white apron; but no patch, tear, nor stain is visible

anywhere, and we feel instinctively that we have before us a person who,

though in humble, even lowly circumstances, is naturally and

intrinsically refined.

But as yet we do not know the little horseradish woman. It is only upon

entering into conversation with her that we really find out what she is,

and a great surprise awaits us then. For this poor, little, old woman

who stands upon the street in all weather and seasons, and toils so hard

to earn a few cents by the sale of her commodity, comes of excellent

family, has had, for her time, an exceptionally good training, and is,

in some respects, a remarkably well-educated woman.

She was born as the daughter of a rabbi in a small provincial city of

Germany, and her father, besides instilling into her soul the seeds of

fervent Hebraic piety, saw to it that she received a thorough secular

and religious training. As a consequence her manners are those of polite

and well-bred circles, her German is pure and correct in grammar and

pronunciation, and what is most surprising and pleasing to the Jewish

scholar, she is acquainted with the entire Bible in the original Hebrew.

The Book of Psalms she knows by heart and quotes with amazing fluency;

and from her experience in her father’s house she has derived a large

number of technical Talmudic phrases, which she uses in her conversation

with entire correctness of expression and application.

And the most remarkable thing of all is the entire lack of

self-consciousness on the part of the little horseradish woman. She is

entirely unaware that there is anything out of the ordinary in her life,

her characteristics, or her circumstances. She never comments upon the

different conditions that prevail to-day, never boasts nor condemns, is

simple, natural, and unaffected; a typical, humble, pious Jewish woman.

Oh, that you might come, you artificial, affected daughters of an

artificial, affected age, and learn simple refinement and natural

dignity from this lowly sister of yours! The lesson is needed and would

prove effective.

Last Saturday night, after the “going out” of the Sabbath, my wife and I

also determined to go out for a stroll on Third Avenue. We often take

these strolls, and enjoy them. My wife loves the excitement of the

lights and the crowds, which make it doubly pleasant to meet an

acquaintance or make an occasional purchase; and I am equally fond of

studying human nature where it makes its most characteristic appearance,

in the busy throngs of men. We had not seen the little horseradish woman

for some time, for she had given up of late her habit of coming to our

house with her wares, and her stand was not on any of the blocks we

usually traversed.

That evening we extended our walk a little further than usual. As we

neared —th Street, suddenly Mrs. —— exclaimed: “Look, there is the

little horseradish woman!” Sure enough it was she, and we immediately

went up to her.

While she was returning our greeting with great cordiality and

friendliness, I noticed that she did not appear to be as well as usual.

Her movements were lacking in their customary vivacity, and her face

seemed thinner and paler than its wont.

“How are you getting on, Mrs. Levy?” I said, while she was filling a bag

with our ordered portion of horseradish.

“_Boruch Hashem_, quite well,” she responded with a smile. “My friends

are good and patronize me steadily, but I feel that I am growing older.

I was quite ill the other day. I nearly fainted here on the street; but

the people in the delicatessen store were very kind. They took me in and

gave me cold water, and kept me there until I recovered; and I am

feeling quite well now.”

While listening to her words, I thought to myself how hard her lot was;

and I asked myself whether it really was necessary for her to stand on

the street and earn her living in such a trying manner.

“My good Mrs. Levy,” I said, “don’t you think your life is too hard for

you? Would you not rather go to some institution where you would be

cared for?”

“Oh, no, thank you,” she responded. “I don’t wish to go to a home. I

have a husband, although he is old and feeble, and good children who do

what they can for me; and I am glad that I still can earn something

myself. You know what King David says in the Psalms,” and she quoted

glibly, “_Yegia keppecho ki sochel, ashrecho ve-tov-loch_” (“If thou

eatest what thy hands earn, thou art happy, and it is well with thee”).

“I eat what my hands earn, so I am happy.”

“Why don’t you come to our house any more?” broke in my wife.

“Oh,” answered the little horseradish woman, “I heard that another woman

brings you your horseradish, and I did not wish to be _massig gevool_.”

Our package was now ready and we departed. But my thoughts gave me no

rest. I was thinking continually of the little horseradish woman, and

whether it was not possible to devise some means of improving her lot.

A few blocks down the avenue we met Mr. and Mrs. Bergheim. They are

friends and neighbors of ours, and our greetings were cordial. I soon

turned the conversation to that which was uppermost in my thoughts.

“You know the little horseradish woman, do you not?” I asked.

The Bergheims nodded assent.

“Don’t you think something could be done for her?” I continued. “It does

seem wrong that such a worthy old person should be forced to stand on

the street and toil so hard for a livelihood.”

The Bergheims smiled at each other peculiarly.

“What would you do for her?” asked Mr. Bergheim. “She is much too proud

to accept charity; besides, she really does not need to work, as her

children supply her with all she requires for herself and husband. Her

horseradish receipts are so much extra income that she earns.”

I must confess that this reply rather staggered me. There appeared to be

a mystery about the horseradish woman which was puzzling, to say the

least.

“But why, in the name of common sense,” I demanded, “does such an old

and not overstrong woman toil on the streets, in rain and shine, by day

and by night, if she has all she requires and does not need to work? It

doesn’t seem reasonable. She isn’t touched in her upper story, I hope?”

“Oh, no, not at all,” said Bergheim; “but you see, she has rather

unusual and exalted notions about duty. Since the requirements of

herself and husband are satisfied and she has some strength, she thinks

it her duty to labor for the poor. Every cent she earns by selling

horseradish she gives to the poor. It is quite an amount, for she has

many customers; and quite a long list of widows and orphans and feeble

old men who are regular pensioners on her charity.

“Every _Rosh Chodesh_ there is quite a gathering in her humble flat. All

sorts of needy and afflicted persons, men, women, and children, crowd

her rooms, and she divides among them, with the most kindly sympathy but

with excellent judgment, all the money she has earned during the month.

The blessings she gets are innumerable, and she considers herself well

rewarded thereby for all her trouble.

“I found this out by accident, as she never says a word about it to any

one. When I asked her why she went to all this trouble, she quoted a

passage from the Pentateuch: ‘Verily, thou shalt not harden thy heart

nor close thy hand against thy poor brother’; and in another from the

Ethics of the Fathers, ‘The poor shall be the children of thy house,’

and said those were her reasons.

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