[Illustration: _DID YOU EVER!_
_Augustus._ "I SAY, AUNT! DID YOU SEE WHAT THE NEWSPAPER SAYS ABOUT THE
ECLIPSE?"
_Aunt._ "NO! WHAT DOES IT SAY? READ IT, CHILD! ANYTHING RELATING TO
THAT WONDERFUL EVENT IS INTERESTING."
_Augustus._ "WHY, IT SAYS THAT IT IS EXPECTED TO HAVE AN EXTRAORDINARY
EFFECT UPON THE INFERIOR ANIMALS! MY WIG! I'D HAVE YOU AND THE GIRLS
LOOK OUT FOR SQUALLS!"
[_Disgusting, Low-Minded Boy._
]
[Illustration: _FUMIGATION._
_Coster._ "'SCUSE ME, MARM, BUT DID YER WANT YER GREEN-'OUSE
SMOKED?--NO CHARGE. ONLY TO FIND THE 'BACCA, AND A DROP O' SUMTHIN' TO
DRINK!"]
[Illustration: _WARBLERS UNDER WATER._]
[Illustration: _OH DEAR!_