[Illustration: _EARLY PHILOSOPHY._
_Juvenile._ "AH, IT'S ALL VERY WELL! LOVE MAY DO FOR BOYS AND GALS; BUT
WE, AS MEN OF THE WORLD, KNOW 'OW 'OLLOW IT IS."]
[Illustration: _OUT OF HIS ELEMENT._
_Flunkey_ (_who does not approve of Bloomsbury_). "NO, MA'AM, I DON'T
OBJEC' TO THE 'OUSE, FOR IT'S HAIREY, AND THE VITTLES IS GOOD; BUT THE
FACT IS THAT ALL MY CONNEXIONS LIVE IN BELGRAVIA!"]
[Illustration: _TOO BAD!_
_Bertha._ "NOW, REALLY, CHARLES, YOU ARE VERY PROVOKING. I'VE BEEN
LOOKING FOR MY HAT EVERYWHERE--AND I DECLARE YOU ARE SITTING UPON IT."]
[Illustration: _A VICTIM OF FASHION._
_Police Constable_ (_to Boy_). "NOW THEN, OFF WITH THAT HOOP! OR I'LL
PRECIOUS SOON HELP YOU!"
_Lady_ (_who imagines the observation is addressed to her_). "WHAT A
MONSTER!"
[_Lifts up the Crinoline, and hurries off._
]