FOURTEENTH WEEK

In these golden latter August days, Nature has come to a serene

equilibrium. Having flowered and fruited, she is enjoying herself.

I can see how things are going: it is a down-hill business after

this; but, for the time being, it is like swinging in a hammock,-

-such a delicious air, such a graceful repose! I take off my hat as

I stroll into the garden and look about; and it does seem as if

Nature had sounded a truce. I did n't ask for it. I went out with a

hoe; but the serene sweetness disarms me. Thrice is he armed who has

a long-handled hoe, with a double blade. Yet to-day I am almost

ashamed to appear in such a belligerent fashion, with this terrible

mitrailleuse of gardening.

The tomatoes are getting tired of ripening, and are beginning to go

into a worthless condition,--green. The cucumbers cumber the

ground,--great yellow, over-ripe objects, no more to be compared to

the crisp beauty of their youth than is the fat swine of the sty to

the clean little pig. The nutmeg-melons, having covered themselves

with delicate lace-work, are now ready to leave the vine. I know

they are ripe if they come easily off the stem.

Moral Observations. --You can tell when people are ripe by their

willingness to let go. Richness and ripeness are not exactly the

same. The rich are apt to hang to the stem with tenacity. I have

nothing against the rich. If I were not virtuous, I should like to

be rich. But we cannot have everything, as the man said when he was

down with small-pox and cholera, and the yellow fever came into the

neighborhood.

Now, the grapes, soaked in this liquid gold, called air, begin to

turn, mindful of the injunction, "to turn or burn." The clusters

under the leaves are getting quite purple, but look better than they

taste. I think there is no danger but they will be gathered as soon

as they are ripe. One of the blessings of having an open garden is,

that I do not have to watch my fruit: a dozen youngsters do that, and

let it waste no time after it matures. I wish it were possible to

grow a variety of grape like the explosive bullets, that should

explode in the stomach: the vine would make such a nice border for

the garden,--a masked battery of grape. The pears, too, are getting

russet and heavy; and here and there amid the shining leaves one

gleams as ruddy as the cheek of the Nutbrown Maid. The Flemish

Beauties come off readily from the stem, if I take them in my hand:

they say all kinds of beauty come off by handling.

The garden is peace as much as if it were an empire. Even the man's

cow lies down under the tree where the man has tied her, with such an

air of contentment, that I have small desire to disturb her. She is

chewing my cud as if it were hers. Well, eat on and chew on,

melancholy brute. I have not the heart to tell the man to take you

away: and it would do no good if I had; he wouldn't do it. The man

has not a taking way. Munch on, ruminant creature.

The frost will soon come; the grass will be brown. I will be

charitable while this blessed lull continues: for our benevolences

must soon be turned to other and more distant objects,--the

amelioration of the condition of the Jews, the education of

theological young men in the West, and the like.

I do not know that these appearances are deceitful; but I

sufficiently know that this is a wicked world, to be glad that I have

taken it on shares. In fact, I could not pick the pears alone, not

to speak of eating them. When I climb the trees, and throw down the

dusky fruit, Polly catches it in her apron; nearly always, however,

letting go when it drops, the fall is so sudden. The sun gets in her

face; and, every time a pear comes down it is a surprise, like having

a tooth out, she says.

"If I could n't hold an apron better than that!

But the sentence is not finished : it is useless to finish that sort

of a sentence in this delicious weather. Besides, conversation is

dangerous. As, for instance, towards evening I am preparing a bed

for a sowing of turnips,--not that I like turnips in the least; but

this is the season to sow them. Polly comes out, and extemporizes

her usual seat to "consult me" about matters while I work. I well

know that something is coming.

"This is a rotation of crops, is n't it?"

"Yes: I have rotated the gone-to-seed lettuce off, and expect to

rotate the turnips in; it is a political fashion."

"Is n't it a shame that the tomatoes are all getting ripe at once?

What a lot of squashes! I wish we had an oyster-bed. Do you want me

to help you any more than I am helping?"

"No, I thank you." (I wonder what all this is about?)

"Don't you think we could sell some strawberries next year?"

"By all means, sell anything. We shall no doubt get rich out of this

acre."

"Don't be foolish."

And now!

"Don't you think it would be nice to have a?"....

And Polly unfolds a small scheme of benevolence, which is not quite

enough to break me, and is really to be executed in an economical

manner. "Would n't that be nice?"

"Oh, yes! And where is the money to come from?"

"I thought we had agreed to sell the strawberries."

"Certainly. But I think we would make more money if we sold the

plants now."

"Well," said Polly, concluding the whole matter, "I am going to do

it." And, having thus "consulted" me, Polly goes away; and I put in

the turnip-seeds quite thick, determined to raise enough to sell.

But not even this mercenary thought can ruffle my mind as I rake off

the loamy bed. I notice, however, that the spring smell has gone out

of the dirt. That went into the first crop.

In this peaceful unison with yielding nature, I was a little taken

aback to find that a new enemy had turned up. The celery had just

rubbed through the fiery scorching of the drought, and stood a faint

chance to grow; when I noticed on the green leaves a big green-and-

black worm, called, I believe, the celery-worm: but I don't know who

called him; I am sure I did not. It was almost ludicrous that he

should turn up here, just at the end of the season, when I supposed

that my war with the living animals was over. Yet he was, no doubt,

predestinated; for he went to work as cheerfully as if he had arrived

in June, when everything was fresh and vigorous. It beats me--Nature

does. I doubt not, that, if I were to leave my garden now for a

week, it would n't know me on my return. The patch I scratched over

for the turnips, and left as clean as earth, is already full of

ambitious "pusley," which grows with all the confidence of youth and

the skill of old age. It beats the serpent as an emblem of

immortality. While all the others of us in the garden rest and sit

in comfort a moment, upon the summit of the summer, it is as rampant

and vicious as ever. It accepts no armistice.

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