FIFTEENTH WEEK

It is said that absence conquers all things, love included; but it

has a contrary effect on a garden. I was absent for two or three

weeks. I left my garden a paradise, as paradises go in this

protoplastic world; and when I returned, the trail of the serpent was

over it all, so to speak. (This is in addition to the actual snakes

in it, which are large enough to strangle children of average size.)

I asked Polly if she had seen to the garden while I was away, and she

said she had. I found that all the melons had been seen to, and the

early grapes and pears. The green worm had also seen to about half

the celery; and a large flock of apparently perfectly domesticated

chickens were roaming over the ground, gossiping in the hot September

sun, and picking up any odd trifle that might be left. On the whole,

the garden could not have been better seen to; though it would take a

sharp eye to see the potato-vines amid the rampant grass and weeds.

The new strawberry-plants, for one thing, had taken advantage of my

absence. Every one of them had sent out as many scarlet runners as

an Indian tribe has. Some of them had blossomed; and a few had gone

so far as to bear ripe berries,--long, pear-shaped fruit, hanging

like the ear-pendants of an East Indian bride. I could not but

admire the persistence of these zealous plants, which seemed

determined to propagate themselves both by seeds and roots, and make

sure of immortality in some way. Even the Colfax variety was as

ambitious as the others. After having seen the declining letter of

Mr. Colfax, I did not suppose that this vine would run any more, and

intended to root it out. But one can never say what these

politicians mean; and I shall let this variety grow until after the

next election, at least; although I hear that the fruit is small, and

rather sour. If there is any variety of strawberries that really

declines to run, and devotes itself to a private life of fruit-

bearing, I should like to get it. I may mention here, since we are

on politics, that the Doolittle raspberries had sprawled all over the

strawberry-bed's: so true is it that politics makes strange

bedfellows.

But another enemy had come into the strawberries, which, after all

that has been said in these papers, I am almost ashamed to mention.

But does the preacher in the pulpit, Sunday after Sunday, year after

year, shrink from speaking of sin? I refer, of course, to the

greatest enemy of mankind, " p-sl-y." The ground was carpeted with

it. I should think that this was the tenth crop of the season; and

it was as good as the first. I see no reason why our northern soil

is not as prolific as that of the tropics, and will not produce as

many crops in the year. The mistake we make is in trying to force

things that are not natural to it. I have no doubt that, if we turn

our attention to "pusley," we can beat the world.

I had no idea, until recently, how generally this simple and thrifty

plant is feared and hated. Far beyond what I had regarded as the

bounds of civilization, it is held as one of the mysteries of a

fallen world; accompanying the home missionary on his wanderings, and

preceding the footsteps of the Tract Society. I was not long ago in

the Adirondacks. We had built a camp for the night, in the heart of

the woods, high up on John's Brook and near the foot of Mount Marcy:

I can see the lovely spot now. It was on the bank of the crystal,

rocky stream, at the foot of high and slender falls, which poured

into a broad amber basin. Out of this basin we had just taken trout

enough for our supper, which had been killed, and roasted over the

fire on sharp sticks, and eaten before they had an opportunity to

feel the chill of this deceitful world. We were lying under the hut

of spruce-bark, on fragrant hemlock-boughs, talking, after supper.

In front of us was a huge fire of birchlogs; and over it we could see

the top of the falls glistening in the moonlight; and the roar of the

falls, and the brawling of the stream near us, filled all the ancient

woods. It was a scene upon which one would think no thought of sin

could enter. We were talking with old Phelps, the guide. Old Phelps

is at once guide, philosopher, and friend. He knows the woods and

streams and mountains, and their savage inhabitants, as well as we

know all our rich relations and what they are doing; and in lonely

bear-hunts and sable-trappings he has thought out and solved most of

the problems of life. As he stands in his wood-gear, he is as

grizzly as an old cedar-tree; and he speaks in a high falsetto voice,

which would be invaluable to a boatswain in a storm at sea.

We had been talking of all subjects about which rational men are

interested,--bears, panthers, trapping, the habits of trout, the

tariff, the internal revenue (to wit, the injustice of laying such a

tax on tobacco, and none on dogs: --There ain't no dog in the United

States," says the guide, at the top of his voice, "that earns his

living"), the Adventists, the Gorner Grat, Horace Greeley, religion,

the propagation of seeds in the wilderness (as, for instance, where

were the seeds lying for ages that spring up into certain plants and

flowers as soon as a spot is cleared anywhere in the most remote

forest; and why does a growth of oak-trees always come up after a

growth of pine has been removed?)--in short, we had pretty nearly

reached a solution of many mysteries, when Phelps suddenly exclaimed

with uncommon energy,--

"Wall, there's one thing that beats me!"

"What's that?" we asked with undisguised curiosity.

"That's 'pusley'!" he replied, in the tone of a man who has come to

one door in life which is hopelessly shut, and from which he retires

in despair.

"Where it comes from I don't know, nor what to do with it. It's in

my garden; and I can't get rid of it. It beats me."

About "pusley" the guide had no theory and no hope. A feeling of awe

came over me, as we lay there at midnight, hushed by the sound of the

stream and the rising wind in the spruce-tops. Then man can go

nowhere that "pusley" will not attend him. Though he camp on the

Upper Au Sable, or penetrate the forest where rolls the Allegash, and

hear no sound save his own allegations, he will not escape it. It

has entered the happy valley of Keene, although there is yet no

church there, and only a feeble school part of the year. Sin travels

faster than they that ride in chariots. I take my hoe, and begin;

but I feel that I am warring against something whose roots take hold

on H.

By the time a man gets to be eighty, he learns that he is compassed

by limitations, and that there has been a natural boundary set to his

individual powers. As he goes on in life, he begins to doubt his

ability to destroy all evil and to reform all abuses, and to suspect

that there will be much left to do after he has done. I stepped into

my garden in the spring, not doubting that I should be easily master

of the weeds. I have simply learned that an institution which is at

least six thousand years old, and I believe six millions, is not to

be put down in one season.

I have been digging my potatoes, if anybody cares to know it. I

planted them in what are called "Early Rose," --the rows a little

less than three feet apart; but the vines came to an early close in

the drought. Digging potatoes is a pleasant, soothing occupation,

but not poetical. It is good for the mind, unless they are too small

(as many of mine are), when it begets a want of gratitude to the

bountiful earth. What small potatoes we all are, compared with what

we might be! We don't plow deep enough, any of us, for one thing. I

shall put in the plow next year, and give the tubers room enough. I

think they felt the lack of it this year: many of them seemed ashamed

to come out so small. There is great pleasure in turning out the

brown-jacketed fellows into the sunshine of a royal September day,

and seeing them glisten as they lie thickly strewn on the warm soil.

Life has few such moments. But then they must be picked up. The

picking-up, in this world, is always the unpleasant part of it.

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