A KNOWLEDGE of the world, by our own experience and observation, is so
necessary, that, without it, we shall act very absurdly, and frequently
give offence, when we do not mean it. All the learning and parts in the
world, will not secure us from it. Without an acquaintance with life, a
man may say very good things, but time them so ill, and address them so
improperly, that he had much better be silent. Full of himself, and his
own business, and inattentive to the circumstances and situations of
those he converses with, he vents it without the least discretion, says
things that he ought not to say, confuses some, shocks others, and puts
the whole company in pain, lest what he utters next should prove worse
than the last. The best direction I can give you in this matter, is
rather to fall in with the conversation of others, than start a subject
of your own; rather strive to put them more in conceit with themselves,
than to draw their attention to you.
A NOVICE in life, he who knows little of mankind, but what he collects
from books, lays it down as a maxim, that most men love flattery; in
order therefore to please, he will flatter. But how? Without regard
either to circumstances or occasion. Instead of those delicate touches,
those soft tints, that serve to heighten the piece, he lays on his
colours with a heavy hand, and daubs, where he means to adorn; in other
words, he will flatter so unseasonably, and at the same time so grossly,
that while he wishes to please, he puts out of countenance, and is sure
to offend. On the contrary, a man of the world, one who has made life
his study, knows the power of flattery as well as he; but, then, he
knows how to apply it; he watches the opportunity, and does it
indirectly, by inference, comparison and hint.
MAN is made up of such a variety of matter, that to search him
thoroughly, requires time and attention; for, though we are all made of
the same materials, and have all the same passions, yet, from a
difference in their proportion and combination, we vary in our
dispositions; what is agreeable to one is disagreeable to another, and
what one shall approve, another shall condemn. Reason is given us to
controul these passions, but seldom does it. Application therefore to
the reason of any man, will frequently prove ineffectual, unless we
endeavour at the same time to gain his heart.
WHEREVER then you are, search into the characters of men; find out if
possible, their foible, their governing passion, or their particular
merit; take them on their weak side, and you will generally succeed;
their prevailing vanity you may readily discover, by observing their
favourite topic of conversation; for every one talks most, of what he
would be thought most to excel in.
THE time should also be judiciously made choice of. Every man has his
particular times, when he may be applied to with success, the _mollia
tempora fandi_; but these times are not all day long, they must be found
out, watched, and taken advantage of. You could not hope for success in
applying to a man about one business, when he was taken up with another,
or when his mind was affected with excess of grief, anger, or the like.
YOU cannot judge of other men’s minds better than by studying your own;
for though one man has one foible, and another has another, yet men, in
general, are very much alike. Whatever pleases or offends you, will, in
similar circumstances, please or offend others; if you find yourself
hurt, when another makes you feel his superiority, you will certainly
upon the common rule of right, _Do as you would be done by_, take care
not to let another feel _your_ superiority, if you have it; especially
if you wish to gain his interest or esteem. If disagreeable
insinuations, open contradictions, or oblique sneers, vex and anger you,
would you use them where you wished to please? Certainly not. Observe
then, with care, the operations of your own mind, and you may, in a
great measure, read all mankind.
I WILL allow that one bred up in a cloister or college, may reason well
on the structure of the human mind; he may investigate the nature of
man, and give a tolerable account of his head, his heart, his passions,
and his sentiments: but at the same time he may know nothing of him; he
has not lived with him, and of course knows but little how those
sentiments or those passions will work.—He must be ignorant of the
various prejudices, propensities and antipathies, that always bias him,
and frequently determine him. His knowledge is acquired only from
theory, which differs widely from practice; and if he forms his judgment
from that alone, he must be often deceived; whereas a man of the world,
one who collects his knowledge from his own experience and observation,
is seldom wrong; he is well acquainted with the operations of the human
mind; prys into the heart of man; reads his words, before they are
uttered; sees his actions, before they are performed; knows what will
please and what will displease, and foresees the event of most things.
LABOUR then to acquire this intuitive knowledge; attend carefully to the
address, the arts and manners of those acquainted with life, and
endeavour to imitate them. Observe the means they take, to gain the
favour, and conciliate the affections of those they associate with;
pursue those means, and you will soon gain the esteem of all that know
you.
HOW often have we seen men governed by persons very much their inferiors
in point of understanding, and even without their knowing it? A proof
that some men have more worldly dexterity than others; they find out the
weak and unguarded part, make their attack there, and the man
surrenders.
NOW from a knowledge of mankind we shall learn the advantage of two
things, the command of our temper and countenances; a trifling,
disagreeable incident shall perhaps anger one unacquainted with life, or
confound him with shame; shall make him rave like a madman, or look like
a fool; but a man of the world will never understand what he cannot or
ought not to resent. If he should chance to make a slip himself, he will
stifle his confusion, and turn it off with a jest, recovering it with
coolness.
MANY people have sense enough to keep their own secrets; but from being
unused to a variety of company, have unfortunately such a tell-tale
countenance, as involuntarily declares what they would wish to conceal.
This is a great unhappiness, and should, as soon as possible, be got the
better of.
THAT coolness of mind, and evenness of countenance, which prevent a
discovery of our sentiments, by our words, our actions, or our looks,
are too necessary to pass unnoticed. A man who cannot hear displeasing
things, without visible marks of anger or uneasiness; or pleasing ones,
without a sudden burst of joy, a cheerful eye, or an expanded face, is
at the mercy of every knave; for either they will designedly please or
provoke you themselves, to catch your unguarded looks; or they will
seize the opportunity thus to read your very heart, when another shall
do it. You may possibly tell me, that this coolness must be natural, for
if not, you can never acquire it. I will admit the force of
constitution, but people are very apt to blame _that_, for many things
they might readily avoid. Care, with a little reflection, will soon give
you this mastery of your temper and countenance. If you find yourself
subject to sudden starts of passion, determine with yourself not to
utter a single word till your reason has recovered itself; and resolve
to keep your countenance as unmoved as possible. As a man, who at a card
table can preserve a serenity in his looks, under good or bad luck, has
considerably the advantage of one who appears elated with success, or
cast down with ill fortune, from our being able to read his cards in his
face, so the man of the world, having to deal with one of these babbling
countenances, will take care to profit by the circumstance, let the
consequence, to him with whom he deals, be as injurious as it may.
IN the course of life, we shall find it necessary very often to put on a
pleasing countenance, when we are exceedingly displeased; we must
frequently seem friendly, when we are quite otherwise. I am sensible it
is difficult to accost a man with smiles whom we know to be our enemy;
but what is to be done? On receiving an affront, if you cannot be
justified in knocking the offender down, you must not notice the
offence; for, in the eye of the world, taking an affront calmly is
considered as cowardice.
IF fools should attempt at any time to be witty upon you, the best way
is not to know their witticisms are leveled at you, and to conceal any
uneasiness it may give you; but, should they be so plain that you cannot
be thought ignorant of their meaning, I would recommend, rather than
quarrel with the company, joining even in the laugh against yourself;
allowing the jest to be a good one, and take it in seeming good humour.
Never attempt to retaliate the same way, as that would imply you were
hurt. Should what is said wound your honor, or your moral character,
there is but one proper reply, which I hope you will never be obliged to
have recourse to.
REMEMBER there are but two alternatives for a gentleman; extreme
politeness, or the sword. If a man openly and designedly affronts you,
call him out; but, if it does not amount to an open insult, be outwardly
civil; if this does not make him ashamed of his behaviour, it will
prejudice every by-stander in your favour, and instead of being
disgraced, you will come off with honor. Politeness to those we do not
respect, is no more a breach of faith, than _your humble servant_ at the
bottom of a challenge; they are universally understood to be things of
course.
WRANGLING and quarrelling characterize a weak mind; leave them to those
who love such conduct, be _you_ always above it. Enter into no sharp
contest, and pride yourself, in shewing, if possible, more civility to
your antagonist than to any other in the company; this will infallibly
bring over all the laughers to your side, and the person you are
contending with, will be very likely to confess you have behaved very
handsomely throughout the whole affair.
EXPERIENCE will teach us, that though all men consist principally of the
same materials, as I before took notice of, yet from a difference in
their proportion, no two men are uniformly the same; we differ from one
another, and we often differ from ourselves, that is, we sometimes do
things utterly inconsistent with the general tenor of our characters.
The wisest man may occasionally do a weak thing; the most honest man, a
wrong thing; the proudest man, a mean thing; and the worst of men will
sometimes do a good thing. On this account, our study of mankind should
not be general; we should take a frequent view of individuals, and
though we may upon the whole, form a judgment of the man from his
prevailing passion or his general character, yet it will be prudent not
to determine, till we have waited to see the operations of his
subordinate appetites and humours.
FOR example; a man’s general character may be that of strictly honest. I
would not dispute it, because, I would not be thought envious or
malevolent; but I would not rely upon this general character, so as to
entrust him with my fortune or my life. Should this honest man, as is
not uncommon, be my rival in power, interest, or love, he may possibly
do things that in other circumstances he would abhor; and power,
interest, and love, let me tell you, will often put honesty to the
severest trial, and frequently overpower it. I would then ransack this
honest man to the bottom, if I wished to trust him, and as I found him,
would place my confidence accordingly.
ONE of the great compositions in our nature is vanity; to which all men,
more or less, give way. Women have an intolerable share of it. No
flattery, no adulation, is too gross for many of them; those who flatter
them most, please them best; and they are most in love with him who
pretends to be most in love with them; and the least slight or contempt
of them is seldom forgotten. It is, in some measure, the same with men;
they will sooner pardon an injury than an insult, and are more hurt by
contempt than by ill usage. Though all men do not boast of superior
talents, though they pretend not to the abilities of a Pope, a Newton,
or a Bolingbroke, every one pretends to have common sense, and to
discharge his office in life with common decency; to arraign, therefore,
in any shape, his abilities or integrity, in the department he holds, is
an insult he will not readily forgive.
AS I would not have you trust too implicitly to a man, because the world
gives him a good character, so I must particularly caution you against
those who speak well of themselves. In general, suspect those who boast
of or affect to have any one virtue above all others, for they are
commonly impostors. There are exceptions however to this rule; for we
hear of prudes that have been chaste, bullies that have been brave, and
saints that have been religious. Confide only where your own observation
shall direct you; observe not only what is said, but how it is said, and
if you have any penetration, you may find out the truth better by your
eyes than your ears; in short, never take a character upon common
report, but enquire into it yourself; for common report, though it is
right in general, may be wrong in particulars.
BEWARE of those who, on a slight acquaintance, make you a tender of
their friendship, and seem to place a confidence in you; it is ten to
one but they deceive and betray you; however, do not rudely reject them
upon such a supposition; you may be civil to them, though you do not
entrust them. Silly men are apt to solicit your friendship, and unbosom
themselves upon the first acquaintance; such friends cannot be worth
having, their friendship being as slender as their understanding; and if
they proffer their friendship with a design to make a property of you,
they are dangerous acquaintance indeed. Not but the little friendships
of the weak may be of some use to you, if you do not return the
compliment; and it may not be amiss to seem to accept of those designing
men, keeping them, as it were, in play, that they may not be openly your
enemies; for their enmity is the next dangerous thing to their
friendship. We may certainly hold their vices in abhorrence, without
being marked out as their personal enemy. The general rule is, to have a
real reserve with almost every one, and a seeming reserve with almost no
one; for it is very disgusting to seem reserved, and very dangerous not
to be so. Few observe the true medium. Many are ridiculously mysterious
upon trifles, and many indiscreetly communicative of all they know.
THERE is a kind of short-lived friendship that takes place among young
men, from a connexion in their pleasures only; a friendship too often
attended with bad consequences. This companion of your pleasures, young
and unexperienced, will probably, in the heat of convivial mirth, vow a
perpetual friendship, and unfold himself to you without the least
reserve; but new associations, change of fortune, or change of place,
may soon break this ill-timed connexion, and an improper use may be made
of it. Be one, if you will, in young companies, and bear your part like
others, in all the social festivity of youth; nay, trust them with your
innocent frolicks, but keep your serious matters to yourself; and if you
must at any time make _them_ known, let it be to some tried friend of
great experience; and that nothing may tempt him to become your rival,
let that friend be in a different walk of life from yourself.
WERE I to hear a man making strong protestations and swearing to the
truth of a thing, that is in itself probable and very likely to be, I
should doubt his veracity; for when he takes such pains to make me
believe it, it cannot be with a good design.
THERE is a certain easiness or false modesty in most young people, that
either makes them unwilling, or ashamed to refuse any thing that is
asked of them. There is also an unguarded openness about them, that
makes them the ready prey of the artful and designing. They are easily
led away by the feigned friendships of a knave or a fool, and too rashly
place a confidence in them, that terminates in their loss, and
frequently in their ruin. Beware, therefore, as I said before, of these
proffered friendships; repay them with compliments, but not with
confidence. Never let your vanity make you suppose that people become
your friends upon a slight acquaintance; for good offices must be shewn
on both sides to create a friendship: It will not thrive, unless its
love be mutual; and it requires time to ripen it.
THERE is still among young people another kind of friendship merely
nominal; warm indeed for the time, but fortunately of no long
continuance. This friendship takes its rise from their pursuing the same
course of riot and debauchery; their purses are open to each other, they
tell one another all they know, they embark in the same quarrels, and
stand by each other on all occasions. I should rather call this a
confederacy against good morals and good manners, and think it deserves
the severest lash of the law; but they have the impudence to call it
friendship. However, it is often as suddenly dissolved as it is hastily
contracted; some accident disperses them, and they presently forget each
other, except it is to betray, and to laugh at their own egregious
folly.
IN short, the sum of the whole is, to make a wide difference between
companions and friends; for a very agreeable companion has often proved
a very dangerous friend.