Italy says they will pick up their Marbles and go home

Pres Wilson says you may Fiume, But you will never get it,

Today is Japans day to threaten to pack their kimonas and

leave,

Italy bases her claim on an old treaty, She cant afford to

trace her Treatys back too far, _If I remember she

originally was signed up with Germany_,

Pres Wilson certainly used good judgement in visiting Italy

when he first went over,

Sectry BAKER has gone back over to France again think old

Newt, kinder likes PARIS,

_They wanted Mcadoo to go but the salary wasent right,_

Can you imagine a guy that couldent make a living out of all

the jobs he held, I would love to have just half what one

Republican would have made out of all that,

Lot of Reps dont want this League Gag to pass they are

jealous cause the Democrats ran the last war, And they want

to have another one to show how much better they could run

one than the Democrats,

Even the Big 4 seem to be losing confidence, They have

removed the words High Contracting Parties, which appeared

418 times in the original and now speak of it meekly as

members of the League,

We know Pres Wilson had a lot to do with drafting it, Cause

it has so many WORDS

Now it will take longer to explain it than it did to write

it,

If Mr Lodge and Mr Lowell debate on these new amendments

Boston has applied for a change of Venue,

_Only debate ever held where both men agreed,_

Pres is up to his old tricks has sent a NOTE to Italy,

His appeal to the Italian People caused as much of a furore

as the one to the voters last fall,

Italy says they know Fiume was not in their secret treaty

with other Allies But its a nice town and they hate to see

it fall into bad hands,

Get all those Nations sore enough to start telling the truth

about each other, We will hear something,

Italy claims Fiume because there is more Italians there than

anybody else, according to that Look whod get NEW YORK

Japans claims are sorter novel "They want pay for capturing

part of China one of our own Allies"

They have offered to protect Siberia if they have to stay

there forever to do it,

If Japan gets all her claims China will pay more indemnities

than Germany who lost the war,

Imagine Japan, Pres Wilson, and Italy, All talking at once,

Good thing they cant understand each other or this

Conference would never have lasted this long,

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